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Silly doctor: "Hello! Wake up! " Patient: "What is it?" Doctor: "Time is up. It's time to take sleeping pills. "Patient:" Ah. Not to mention I almost forgot to sleep. Recently, a robber was short of money, so he took a fake pistol bought by Baigou and jumped into the financial office of Beiyou to grab it. " Give me the money! "The robber drank too much and the accountant didn't look up:" Come back after work tomorrow! "The robber came out in a panic. Why is the nose flat? One day, a four-year-old boy asked his grandfather, "Grandpa, why is your nose different from mine?" Your nose is flat? " Grandpa said: "Because I accidentally stepped on my nose one day when I was a child, my nose was flat." Fu Bi's son: "Dad, you always say that foreign countries are richer than China, but grandpa came back from the United States this time and said that our life is much better than foreign countries." Father: "What did Grandpa say?" Son: "Grandpa said that our family has money, which is better than abroad. We threw a lot of medicine that day, and foreigners were reluctant to spend money on it. " It's dirty A man made a bet with others and said, "I can bite my eyes with my teeth." Others don't believe him, bet 100. This man has an artificial eye. He took it off, put it in his mouth and proudly took the money. But when I got carried away, I accidentally swallowed the artificial eye! He was in a hurry, so he went to the hospital to see the doctor who looked at his throat. The doctor examined him and said, "hey, it fell into his stomach." Go to a doctor who treats stomach problems. " When I got there, the doctor checked, "You are in the intestines. Let's go and see another doctor. " The doctor who came to treat the intestines was there. "Well, go on, you go to the anorectal department." The anorectal doctor wears a pair of glasses and is very enthusiastic. "Young man, lie here and take off your pants." The young man did as he said. The doctor leaned down and looked at it carefully. He dropped his glasses and exclaimed, "I'm X! I've been watching my ass all my life. Today, my ass is looking at me? ! "Faster than who? There are three children who are faster than their father! The first child said: My father is the fastest. The coffee cup on the table fell off. He can catch the cup before it falls to the ground. The second child said: My dad is quick. He went hunting and shot a deer 200 yards away. He can rush to catch the deer before it hits the ground. The third said: My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at five o'clock every afternoon and gets home at half past four. Lightning rod woman A: "I heard that if you don't filial your parents, you will be killed by lightning!" " "Woman B:" It doesn't matter. Look at the lightning rod on the roof of my house! ""contraceptive demonstration female instructors go to the countryside to publicize birth control work. In order to demonstrate, the female instructor picked up a condom, pointed her thumb at her left hand and explained to the farmers that contraception could be used. As a result, a month later, a farmer angrily ran to the theory, holding a condom on his left thumb and said to the female instructor, "Every time I have sex with my wife, it's your way. As a result, she is still pregnant!" Bat had a child in the west who was unfortunately fractured. Children are innocent and naturally go to heaven! God saw it and said, what a lovely child! Blonde, blue eyes and white skin, come on, give you a pair of wings to be an angel! ..... Another oriental child was unfortunately fractured. When God saw it, he said, "What a lovely child!" Black hair, black eyes and yellow skin, come on, give you a pair of wings to be an angel! ..... Not long after, an African child was unfortunately fractured. God saw it and said, what a lovely child! Black hair, eyes and skin. Here, I'll give you a pair of wings to make a bat. Cheap things on Valentine's Day … Woman: Honey! I like big dolls! On Chinese Valentine's Day ... Female: Dear ...! I like French perfume! Birthday … Woman: Dear! Diamonds represent forever! At Christmas … Woman: Honey! I … M: Wait a minute, baby! Do you like cheap things? Woman: Yes! I like you best! Change of heart "My boyfriend changed his mind, and he said he would kill me." "He hasn't come back on a business trip. How do you know? " "This is written in his letter." "Letter?" "Yes, he said,' I must lick you when we meet'." Distinguish between male and female husbands: "Believe it or not, I just killed ten flies, four males and six females." Wife: "I don't believe it. How do you know your parents? " Husband: "That's easy. It was the man who was killed on the wine set and the woman who was killed in the mirror. " Defend his wife for complaining about her husband, saying, "I am sick in bed, but you go dancing outside, saying it is for my own good." I really don't understand. " The husband said, "What don't you understand? You are ill in bed. You won't be happy if I invite others to dance at home. I will avoid you and dance outside. Isn't it for you? "