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What's your comment on the new mummy?

It is doubtful that Universal Pictures and director Alex Cuzman have studied how the old version of The Mummy Trilogy was successful. So, the new mummy released after five years, even Tom Cruise? "Blade Girl", with routine routes such as the usurpation of the throne by the Egyptian princess, street fighting in Iraq, plane crash and street fighting in London, is still so boring. Nowadays, most popcorn blockbusters in Hollywood are full of loopholes, but they use special effects and fights to cover up the problems. However, PG- 13 "The New Mummy" was dazzled by various CG special effects for a long time under the black image of black paint, and every fight was short and sloppy, which doomed it to the brink of total collapse.

In fact, Tom Cruise, who is in his fifties, still plays hard. He is a free and charming soldier thief, and his humor amuses everyone from time to time. But there's something wrong with the buddy next to him. He was suddenly bitten by a bug and turned into a zombie. Even if he was shot, he still lingered, appearing in hallucinations from time to time and being responsible for mystifying. And Russell Crowe's dr. jekyll and mr. hyde is even more posturing. Obviously, I caught the female mummy, but I wrestled with Tom Cruise for boring reasons, resulting in both losses.

And then what? The "Blade Girl" stands out. Indian girls are possessed by evil spirits and have super powers, which can control insects and sandstorms, but they are not as powerful as the bad BOSS in the old mummy. First, he was arrested and mummified in Egypt in his early years, and several people fell to the ground after being besieged by archery in the Woods. Later, she was easily "kissed to death" by Tom Cruise, completely absorbing energy and dying. Shockingly, the undead don't want to die. 1.25 billion dollars of investment was wasted, but there was no strong fighting action scene. The sandstorm in London never caught up with Tom and the beautiful woman, and the plane hit Fujio-1, which laid the groundwork for the story. Where is the mummy? How did the original humorous adventurous spirit, hearty fighting and shocking audio-visual spectacle disappear?

Looking at the opening LOGO, I changed it into a dark version of the "dark universe" and thought it was a variant of DC. It is said that Universal will follow the ideas of Marvel Universe and gather monsters such as mummies, Fan Haixin, vampires, zombies and werewolves. , and the monster league group p a fight. However, judging from the global reputation of The New Mummy, it can only be said that it will become the laughing stock of grandstanding and the future ". This film is full of all kinds of cold jokes, so it's hard to laugh, because it's retarded and boring. Sometimes, I even wonder if this is a book of a third-rate online drama in the mainland, so I can make do with it. But the scene of the plane crash really used a lot of real shots. Is it worthy of Tom Cruise's professionalism?

Stephen Sommers, the director of Mummy 1 2 and Special Forces, has been missing for a long time since the fantasy film Thomas the Weird Man in a Small Town unfortunately disappeared. Especially after the new mummy, I really miss that Hollywood genius director more and more. I hope he can come out and save the "dark universe"? Why can't the sky be as one wishes? Alas!