What are the jokes that laugh at the big teeth in one minute and laugh at the big teeth in one minute?

1, after doing homework for a long time, I turned on the radio conveniently, and a gentle voice came out: "If the skin color is pink and the fluff on your face is tender and soft, does that mean you are healthy?" When I heard this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking in the mirror and smiling again. It looked healthy and lovely. At this moment, I heard the announcer say, "All right, listeners, this time our lecture on pig raising is here."

2. Grandpa Sun San went fishing, and he was in a daze with a fishing rod. When the grandson saw it, he said to his father, "Look, your father is in a daze there, just like a stupid B." Dad slapped his son in the face and shouted angrily, "Your father is stupid!"

Snow White escaped from the palace and came to the forest. She saw a small room with seven small beds arranged inside. Snow White lay down and fell asleep. At night, the seven dwarfs came back. Snow White said, "You are the seven dwarfs I shot." The seven men looked at each other and said, "You are in the wrong place. We are King Kong gourd dolls. "

4. When retired people are free, they will teach parrots to speak. Every morning, he will teach: "Good morning!" What a pity! After several months, the parrot still doesn't speak. One day, the old man was in a bad mood and stopped teaching. I heard the parrot shout, "Old man, today is great! Don't even ask if it's good! "

A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "