It's broken! Cao Cao's sneezing can't stop!

In June of the fourth year of Jian 'an (A.D. 1 19), a great battle took place in the Yellow River Basin-the Battle of Guandu.

On a hot summer day in June, Wan Li was cloudless and sunny, and the first battle of Guandu started.

Yuan Shao is handsome and charming. He galloped, galloped. The 700,000-strong army he led was mighty and swallowed mountains and rivers. After a long journey, I came to the ancient battlefield of Guandu. I saw Cao Cao leisurely in the sand, squinting his eyes, calmly waiting for the arrival of Yuan Shao's army in the scorching sun.

? Yuan Shao, who was travel-stained, reined in and asked in surprise, "Meng De is so leisurely, isn't he prepared?" Cao Cao said with a smile, "My brother was worried at first. I am a mediocrity of Meng De's generation, what's the use! " My ability is less than one tenth of that of Brother Yuan. "

? Yuan Shao frowned, and Zhang Er was puzzled: "Oh, my God! Montego has never been so modest. But today you are preparing a feast on the battlefield filled with yellow sand. What are your plans? " Cao Cao looked at Yuan Shao's hesitation and raised his crystal glass: "No, it's just that we two brothers are here today. Let's have a drink and catch up. " Say that finish weird laughed.

? Hearing this, Yuan Shao immediately turned over and dismounted, hunched over and carrying his hands behind his back. He walked around the table. He is really rich in beef and mutton, chicken, duck and fish, delicacies, grapes and wine. He stroked his beard thoughtfully: "This Cao Aman, treacherous and despicable, wants to play some tricks. Obviously, it is a battlefield, and he still wants to hold such a banquet, saying that he wants to get there. It's incredible! Is this the hongmen banquet? Forget it. I have 700 thousand soldiers Am I still afraid of him? Trust him for the time being. "

? Yuan Shao sat down slowly and gingerly, adjusted his clothes, refreshed himself, and his mouth rose slightly: "Dare you ask Brother Meng what you want to see me about?" Cao Cao quickly said, "I'm an aunt. I am an aunt. You are not an outsider. What's the harm in calling me a nickname? " ? Do you remember the day when we climbed the wall together? Let's discuss Sun Tzu's Art of War, and talk about classics? "Lombardi looked at Cao Cao's naive appearance, recalling the past misery loves company, appreciating each other, gradually letting down the guard, laughing face upwards, and time is running out. Now you and my brother rob me because of the northern territory, making everyone laugh! Can't we live in peace? "Cao Cao said with emotion.

? Yuan Shao looked blank and incoherent. "Good, good ... peace * *, peace * * *." The smile on his face gradually became stiff. I don't know what medicine is sold in this Cao Mengde gourd. He looked at Cao Cao carefully: he was wearing a black robe and the red pattern was looming. Put your hands on your legs like a man. A moustache hung on his face and danced with the wind. A pair of eyes narrowed into a crack, and there was a cold breath inside, like a sword. The nose is tall and straight, and the eyebrows are thick and black. A confident and personable look. Lombardi couldn't help shuddering. "Ha ha ... ha ha, a peaceful place, a peaceful place." Cao Cao laughed and pulled Yuan Shao's thoughts back. l

? Suddenly, there was something strange in Cao Cao's eyes. His lips turned white and his face was livid, and he looked very uncomfortable. Chest straight, as if carrying something. Cao Cao felt itchy in his nose, as if someone had put a lot of caterpillars in it, and an air stream came out of nowhere and got into his nostrils. His nose was sore, his shoulders trembled, his eyes were closed and his mouth was wide open. Suddenly, the whole person leaned forward, and with a loud noise, I saw his mouth spit out saliva drops with distinct particles like fireworks. Yuan Shao, who was sprayed with saliva, was extremely dirty, at a loss and flustered.

"My brother was surprised at first. Maybe I caught a cold last night. " Cao Cao couldn't help sneezing while explaining. Yuan Shao looked at Cao Cao in this way and felt very funny and angry. He suppressed his anger and said, "Nothing, nothing, illness is very common. Meng De should pay more attention to his health!" " "

Yuan Shao thought to himself, "This Cao Cao, what the hell, how can he sneeze so well?" Spray me in the face. No manners at all. "Just wondering, Yuan Shao suddenly felt his nose itch and rubbed it conveniently, but it didn't help:" Atishou, Atishou, Atishou ... Oh, I'm possessed and I've been sneezing. And it's endless. "

? Yuan Shao also sneezed well and couldn't stop. He secretly wondered, "What is this, this' at choo'?" Butterfly effect? "Lombardi a face of meng circle, at a loss.

? In fact, this is not an emergency, but a long-planned conspiracy.

? Just a few days ago, a soldier in Cao Cao's barracks kept sneezing and coughing. After examination, the military doctor found that the soldier had a rare virus, which was crown-shaped, so the military doctor named him novel coronavirus. After careful study by military doctors, doctors gradually found that the virus was highly contagious and powerful enough to make the troops fall apart and fall apart.

? Cao Cao was overjoyed and had a plan. He wants to defeat Yuan Shao's 700,000 troops with this virus. Cao Mengde is best at this despicable trick. Then, Cao Cao's powerful medical team began to quietly study novel coronavirus's antidote. The antidote was developed within four hours and given to the sick soldiers, and the condition gradually improved within one day. The antidote worked.

? Cao Cao decided to use himself as bait. He tried his best and finally infected himself with novel coronavirus. He ordered the military doctor to follow him to the battlefield and take the antidote with him. And his own task is to infect Yuan Shao and then give it to the soldiers. This is Cao Cao's operational policy.

So, there was a funny scene just now. Cao Cao and Yuan Shao kept sneezing, just like machine guns, one after another. Moreover, runny nose, tears, sneezing and coughing all came on stage, which made them dizzy and out of breath. They had difficulty breathing for a time. Yuan Shao blushed: "As the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces, I sneezed nonstop. Where is the majesty? " Thought of here, "the coach can't fail", Yuan Shao immediately stood up, turned over and got on the horse with the help of his entourage, and quickly returned to Yuan Jun.

? Cao Cao secretly sneered: "You Yuan Benchu will be defeated by me in the end, just wait and see!" Sure enough, in a short time, some people in Yuan Shao's army began to sneeze one after another, and more and more people were infected. Sneezing came and went, and the wailing was deafening. The flustered crowd was like a boiling oil pan, and the scene was once out of control.

? At this time, Cao Cao proudly stood tall and returned to his own army with the help of his attendants. Looking at Lombardi's mess, he was secretly pleased. However, he ignored a problem: his own soldiers will also be infected. "Atchoo" sneezed like a wave, and Cao Cao realized the seriousness of the matter. Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.

? Cao Cao summoned the military doctor urgently and shouted angrily, "The antidote, quick, where is the antidote?" The military doctor was frightened by Cao Cao's roar and dared not neglect. Just then, it happened that a soldier next to the doctor sneezed, and the doctor's horse was frightened and roared, and the doctor went belly-up and fell to the ground. I felt in my pocket. Oh, no, I spilled the antidote. "It's over, what can I do?" The military doctor stepped forward slightly and knelt down to apologize to Cao Cao. "Damn it, young master, the antidote has been spilled ..." "What, the medicine has been sprinkled with' Achoo', how can it be' Achoo'?" Stupid pig! When Cao Cao heard the thunder, he was so angry that he shouted, "Stupid pigs, a group of stupid pigs ..." I was so angry that I collapsed on the bed and sneezed. .........

? The whole camp was in a panic and the army was distracted. Things got out of hand. From left to right, the sneezing of the two armies was earth-shattering, and they could not stop. .......

(Small theater: "Good Cao Cao, don't tell me if there is an antidote to the novel coronavirus, and watch me kick over your coffin board." Bang, I stepped on it and Cao Cao's coffin was kicked to pieces. "Do you know anything good to share?" I shook Cao Cao desperately, and Cao Cao rolled his eyes. "Good boy, I won't talk about the coronavirus of the whole novel. How dare you roll your eyes at me and see how I can clean you up? " Cao Cao was punched by me. "You give me my movie back, you give me my Spring Festival back, I want to go to school, I don't want to take online classes. Ah, ah, ah, ah! " Cao Cao: "I'm dead again. I have something to burn paper. Remember to burn paper! " ""bah, just you, who will burn paper for you? Tell me, where is the antidote? "Omit one thousand words here)