Funny grandma's composition

"Rough hands, wrinkled face, bright eyes." This is my first feeling for grandma. Grandma bought me delicious food to save money. Grandma is still using the sewing machine that will become an antique, making quilt covers, sheets, pillows and hooked shoes with wool.

Grandma loves me very much and left me a piece of candy, a bag of melon seeds, canned fruit from others and a warm quilt. However, I ate something I didn't like, or I dropped it on the table. Grandma always gives us the best, but keeps the bad for herself.

My aunt wrote in Puri at home: Grandma is a loving mother, grandma is a strict teacher and grandma is a consultant. Whenever someone talks about grandma, they give a thumbs up, saying that grandma is a strong woman and that grandma has a kind, kind and young heart. Yes, grandma is always so young.

In grade one or two, I was a resident student and went home once a week. My parents were very busy at that time, and my grandmother always took care of me. Every Friday, grandma will pick me up. This is a hot and dry summer and a biting winter. Now, whenever I think of my troubles with my grandmother, I really feel guilty! I really want to say "sorry" to grandma now.

I wish grandma good health and all the best. Happiness is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than the South Mountain.

My grandma

Wear a blue cardigan on the top and black pants on the bottom. Occasionally someone drops a grain of rice while eating, and she will pick it up and put it in her pocket. I said; "Grandma. How dirty that is! " Grandma said, "It's not clean, but it won't make you sick." Eat the rest of the meal, not to mention. She ate without waiting for us.

One day, when the rice went bad, my mother gave it to the chickens in the neighbor's house, and there were more than 100 grandmothers. "It's a pity to dump it. I still want to eat it." I said; "Grandma, the book says that food is bad and you will get sick if you eat it!" Grandma said; "These books are all nonsense. I have eaten for so many years. Why am I not sick? " We listened and said nothing more.

Grandma's clothes are very simple. Since I was sensible, my grandmother has been wearing that blue coat, black pants and cloth shoes she made herself. Sometimes my mother bought her new clothes for her to wear, but she said; "I am at home every day, not used to it? Besides, my clothes are still new! You still wear it! " I said; "Grandma, what age is it now? Your clothes look terrible, but they look good on your mother. " But grandma said again; "This dress is very comfortable to wear. Does your tights make your hips and thighs uncomfortable? "

Grandma is superstitious, too She didn't see a doctor when she was ill, burning incense and worshipping Buddha for peace. Grandma is also very feudal. I remember one summer night, because of the hot weather, our family couldn't sleep, sitting there watching TV, all dressed in light clothes, grandma still wearing a big coat, mom said; "Mom, it's so hot, take off your coat to cool down," grandma said. "No, no, what if people on TV see it?" At this time, we burst into laughter. I said, "Grandma, people on TV can't see us." ……

Look, this is our antique grandma.

My grandmother is seventy-eight years old this year, but she still has a nickname "pistachio" in my family. Why is this? Next, I'll tell you about the episode of the ear.

Because grandma is a little old, her hearing is not good, and her voice is always vague, so she will make some jokes and often make jokes about it.

I remember one time, my grandmother was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and I was bored walking around the living room. Suddenly I wanted to ask her if she was hot, so I slapped her and asked her, "Grandma, are you hot?" Grandma replied, "Not hungry." "Are you hot?" I heard grandma turn the heat into hunger, so this time I put the heat on a special note. "Not hungry." Grandma answered again. My father sitting on the side said to me, "You should talk to grandma in dialect, not in Mandarin, or you won't listen to me when I'm hungry, haha." So, I told my grandmother again in dialect. Grandma finally understood what I meant and smiled and said to me, "I heard my granddaughter make it clear this time." Just speak louder in the future. " I sat on the ground and shouted, "That's not loud, I'm going to break my throat." But then on second thought, it was quite funny, hee hee.

Another time, my parents went to work, and there was only me and grandma at home. I want to eat potato chips at noon, and then I say to my grandmother, "Grandma, I want to eat potato chips." "What to eat?" Grandma asked, "shredded potatoes", "what" and "shredded potatoes". I said it several times in a row, but grandma didn't catch it. I really had no choice, so I ran to the kitchen and took out a potato. I pointed to it and said, "Just eat this." Grandma realized that I was too tired and laughed her head off.

After listening to my story, you also have a general understanding of my grandmother. Grandma is the "pistachio" of our family. Grandma has been working hard for her family all her life. I love my grandmother.