Saint seiya, a saint, has a long joke.

1. This is when saint seiya and his family were still in the orphanage.

One day, Chen Ji told the children: "Listen up, everyone. The lady in town will come to see you this afternoon. Be good. If you are good, there will be fried chicken for dinner! "

Everyone is so happy.

"Also," Chen Ji added, "listen to my signal. You clap as soon as I raise my hand, and stop as soon as I stamp my foot. Remember? "

"Remember-"

In the afternoon, Chen Ji came to the orphanage with yarn weaving. As soon as he entered the door, Chen Ji raised his hand and everyone applauded warmly!

Shazhi looks very proud. She clapped her hands and stamped her feet. Everyone stopped at once, but ShaZhi was still clapping.

At this moment, saint seiya, a saint, rushed up and slapped Shazhi in the face, cursing, "Don't eat fried chicken! ! ! ! ! "

Saga made his first speech since he became pope, and a large group of saints and miscellaneous troops stood under the stage.

Saga opened the speech and solemnly read: "Saint of Athena ..."

A sudden gust of wind blew the speech away.

Saga paused and then said, "My speech is over.

On one occasion, Zilong walked on the road and saw Tong Hu tiptoe to ring the doorbell of a family. The doorbell is too high and Tong Hu is too short to reach.

Zilong stepped forward to help Tong Hu ring the doorbell.

As soon as the doorbell rang, Tong Hu said to Zilong, "Let's run!"

4. Your ghost is so naughty that it broke A Mu's tools for repairing holy garments and was severely beaten by A Mu!

You cry like a wolf with a runny nose and tears: "55555, don't dare next time ..."

A Mu Yu Nu did not disappear: "What if there is a next time? ! "

Your ghost sobbed, "So ... I was adopted by a bitch ..."

5. Ka Miao, Miro, Sharjah and Mu Tong were on the same plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly broke down. There are only three parachutes on the plane, and one person must have been wronged. But no one is willing to sacrifice ~ So Ka Miao said, "I just ask three questions, and if I can't answer them, there will be no parachute."

Ka Miao asked Sharjah, "How many suns are there in the sky?"

"one."

Ask Mu: "How many moons are there in the sky?"

"one."

Ka Miao asked Miro, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

"…………"

So Milo had to jump. Fortunately, his clothes were caught on a branch and he survived.

The second time they were on the same plane, unfortunately, the plane broke down again and there were only three parachutes. So Ka Miao decided to solve this problem in the same way as last time.

Ka Miao asked Sharjah, "How many noses does a person have?"

"one."

Ask Mu: "How many mouths do people have?"

"one."

Ka Miao asked Milo, "How many hairs does a person have?"

"…………"

So Milo was thrown down again. Fortunately, he fell into a big lake and survived.

The third time ... unexpectedly encountered such a thing again! ! !

Milo: "OK, OK, you don't have any more questions. I jumped into the head office! ! ! "He said, he opened the car door and jumped down.

Ka Miao shouted at the landing point, "Hey, what are you jumping?" ? ! I brought four parachutes today! ! ! "

6. Shi Ang wanted to change the examination paper for the little golden statuette, but found a serious problem: there was no red pen!

Ask Mu: Do you have a red pen?

Mu: How much do you want?

Shi Ang: The more, the better.

The words sound just fell and thousands of red pens fell from the sky, which kept Shi Ang under pressure.

Shi Ang: Where did you get this?

Mu: I moved things from the stationery store with my mind.

Shi Ang: Move it back before the stationer checks out!

7. Shi Ang meets dimas: Little crab, have you seen the teacher's red pen?

Dimas: No.

After Shi Ang left, dimas grinned: Even if I had it, I wouldn't give it to you!

8. One day, Sa Jia was taking a bath. Suddenly, a black thing fell from the ceiling, looked at it and exclaimed: Wow, spider!

Then he rushed out of the bathroom at the speed of light until he collided with a man in the hall, thinking: something bad is revealed! But looking up,

It was Sharjah, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, it was Sharjah! Can't see, can't see!

Shajia said a word, which made Sajia immediately faint.

Sharjah said: I didn't expect you to have a quirk of streaking!

9. Sa Jia received an anonymous phone call: "I have your brother. If you want him to be okay, you should pay1000000 euros immediately, or you will be waiting to receive the body!

Saga said: "I don't have that much money, only 10 million euros."

When the phone hung up, Su Lante said to Galen, "Check how many private houses your brother has."

10. Sha Zhi questioned Jin GGs: "I heard that you were drinking all night last night. Is it true? "

"It's true, dear Athena!" Jin GGs admitted.

Yarn weaving caught fire: "It's not a Chinese New Year holiday, what a fuss!" "

At this moment, Sakya stood up and said, "We are celebrating the third anniversary of Saint's last salary increase/kloc-0!"

1 1. In class, everyone is writing a composition carefully. Mimi kept whispering to Miaomiao, "Copy it for me, copy it for me."

"Eight lines!" Miaomiao flatly refused, wrote it in a hurry and handed it in.

Old Shi was shocked when he read the composition, which read: "White clouds are floating in the blue sky and birds are singing loudly"; Copy it for me. Copy it for me. "

12. Saga coach Gallen wrote an essay: "You use' except' to make sentences."

Gallon: "A train has passed, let's talk, let's talk ~ ~ ~" "

13. After watching the 100 meter black race, Xiao Ai said to Da Ai with tears: "It's so scary! A row of black people were shot on their knees, and they shot without aiming! The dolls ran so tightly that the rope could not stop them! "

14. Shi Ang asked Xiao Sa to answer the question, but Xiao Sa was speechless and couldn't answer it.

Shi Ang: "Will you? Don't scream! "

Xiao Sa: "Cheep."

Shi Ang was sweating like a pig on the spot.

15. Gallon: "Brother, when the goddess came today, I did a good thing."

Issachar: "What good thing?"

Gallon: "Someone accidentally put a thumbtack on the goddess's chair."

Issachar: "How did you do it?"

Gallon: "I'll wait by." As soon as the goddess sat down, I quickly pulled the chair out from under her ass. "

16. Miro gasped and ran to Sajia: "Oh, no! Ka Miao and Shula are fighting! Go now! Otherwise, people will die! "

Issachar: "When did it start?"

Almost 1 hour.

"Then why didn't you report earlier?"

"Miaomiao has always had the upper hand just now, but now I think he will suffer!" !