A very funny joke?

1. Now, what you can't get up is grades, what you can't get down is weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is quilts.

Second, what is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

Third, boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful, because he will ignore you when he meets really ugly people, see?

Fourth, do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I regard it as a paper wall of my mobile phone.

I don't think so when someone says I'm ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

Six, see others on the road to success so hard, so diligent, so high-spirited, you ask yourself, don't you want to be their stumbling block?

Seven, every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I am really afraid that such a push will really push it away.

If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

Nine, grow so big, did not learn other skills, mastered a specialty, can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and can be excited without stimulants at night.

Ten, when I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

Eleven, I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

12. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.