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Exam joke

1。 The poor are immune, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

2。 When I was a sophomore, I took an English test, which was divided into AB papers, all of which were multiple-choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last ten minutes, and suddenly found that the answer was volume A, while his own paper was volume B. It was too late to get the answer. After thinking for a minute, he began to copy. After copying, he tore up the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet, wrote an "A" and handed in the paper. After the score came out, he got 60 points ... the whole class admired him.

3。 One of my buddies caught a cold during the exam and blew his nose with a blank exercise book. Halfway through the exam, the grade director came to check, and when he saw several folded papers on his buddy's desk, he went to open the exam. All the students who saw it began to snicker. Unexpectedly, the director patiently opened all the notes after discovering that one of them was not true. Full-court madness