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Understanding of the jokes about security guards, nannies and big villas
A true story: It is said that a young man and a young woman worked hard to finish graduate school, got a good job after leaving school, fell in love and got married. Both husband and wife had ideals and ambitions, and both wanted to live a high-quality life. So they worked hard to make money, scrimped and saved in life, and finally paid a down payment five years later, and bought a villa with a sea view of more than 2 million yuan with a loan. In order to repay the loan, the couple worked harder than before, and went out early and returned late every day.
The hired nanny watches the sea with the big dog at home every day. The security guard takes the dog to look after the home every day. From then on, the young man and woman, the nanny and the security guard, lived in this beautiful villa. After a long time, they fell in love and got married. A year later, they gave birth to a fat son.
So, the nanny and the security guard are paid to live in the villa with sea view, coaxing the fat son, finishing the housework and looking at the scenery when they are free. There is no pressure of loan and no need to pay rent ....., and my life is particularly leisurely. Because of their skill and hard work, the host is reluctant to let them go, and often gives them some extra care. The host has been so busy that he can't take care of going home for a long time, so he has been doing it for twenty years. When the host and hostess of the villa came home during the holiday, they began to think about this scene: Who is working for whom? I think so, but the reality is so hard to change!
In the majestic international song, the security husband leaning back on the lounge chair beside the pool proudly said to his nanny wife who was also leaning back on the lounge chair and drinking freshly squeezed juice, "This is the real proletarian master for us!"
Different people's feelings:
1. Unreal sense of ownership: When the nanny and the security guard are too old to do anything, they will know who the owner is when they are sent out of the country by the host.
2. *** Enjoy economic textbooks: you don't have to have them, just enjoy them.
3. This kind of jokes often appear, such as the story of a rich man and a fisherman. There are two loopholes:
1) Life is centered on meaning, not the final result. Only after hard work can we understand the meaning of life better. Even if we all end up sunbathing at the seaside, it is actually completely different.
2) There is a question of ownership and sense of security. Couples can choose to live by themselves and fire the security guard, but the security guard has no choice. Many times we fight hard to make ourselves and our families feel more secure.
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