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The funny host who drives the atmosphere speaks.
1, hello everyone, welcome to this program that will make you forget your name!
Today we are going to turn the whole world upside down, just like pancakes!
There are three programs here, one of which is true and the other two are false. You can get a surprise if you guess right, and you can get a surprise if you guess wrong, but you may be disappointed.
Ok, we are going to start the first task. Are you ready? (Then pause) I said, are you ready? ! (Then pause) Well, then, we're going to start!
Today's program is carefully prepared. I hope you can enjoy it with your heart If you just look around, we will send someone to your house to tie you up and force you to watch the whole program! (I'm joking, of course. )
6. Hello, I'm the host. I can't sing and dance, but I can tell cold jokes. I hope you like it!
7. Our next task is to make you laugh to death! If you can't laugh, then we'll take you to the hospital to see if the doctor is normal.
Thank you very much for coming here. If you can find your other half here, then our plan will be successful. If not, then at least you can make some new friends, right?
9. We are going to play a very special game now. Losing will be painful, winning will be painful, hahaha! Just kidding, don't be nervous. )
10 Hello everyone, I'm the host and I'm here to show you around. If you don't want to play, then we can tell jokes, or sing, or dance, or-anyway, we will have a good time together!
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