Famous smiling words

Fat man, if you are so careful again, my little brother will give you little shoes to wear! Gee, my little brother won't give me a little evil dress, little evil or something. He didn't rob it himself ..... eh?

"Brother, this newly developed community is very good. I want to change to a bigger house. " "..." "Brother, what do you say we go to Maldives for Christmas?" "..." "Hey, little brother, where are you going?" "I'll find some more fighters." "Don't" he pulled him back into his arms. "I'm kidding you. Let's go home! " "En"

The plate belongs to my sister: # Novelist # # Bottle Evil King # Zhang! I forbid you to leave! Wu Xie, let go ... No! You clearly said you would spend the rest of your life with me. Why do you always disappear? Wu Xie ... talked all his life, not a year, not a month, not an hour! Let me go. I just went to buy yogurt. oh ......

Adventure (adventure)

Zhang Qiling said, "Wu Xie, hurry up."

Fetish (fetish)

Zhang Qiling was asked what he liked. He looked at the ceiling and then at Wu Xie.

1, @ softly l: # bottle evil # Naive has to work late every day, and my little brother looks uncomfortable. "Why are you working so hard?" "I want to earn more money." "As long as I have enough money." Naively shook his head: "I want a lot of money. When I die, I will turn my ashes into diamonds. Take it with you, little brother, just like I have been with you. " "Don't bother, I don't need it." Little brother looks naive. "If you leave, I will follow you."

7.@ Jingjing Jingjing: "If you are afraid, hug me." Haunted house adventure, the man reached out to hold him in the dark and said with a heavy voice. He withdrew his hand and rushed forward, cursing: "I'm not a fucking girl, I'm afraid of a fart!" " "The next moment, I was trapped in a warm embrace. The man put his chin on his shoulder and whispered, "Then consider me afraid and let me hug you. "

One day, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling passed by the pet market. Someone called them, "Hey, boys, let's buy a cat. How beautiful! Look at this big black cat! " "... my family already has it. "Wu Xie caught Zhang Qiling's hand in a conditioned reflex. "What about the little Shiba Inu?" "I have." Zhang Qiling replied, looking at Wu Xie. Then they left, ready to go home. "Brother, do you want to eat braised fish tonight?" "No ... there are ribs."

After a long time, Zhang Qiling curled up in a chair in Wu Xie's shop like a cat. Wu Xie poked him in the cheek carelessly. I won't wake up anyway. Unconsciously, their relationship became like this. Wu Xie also likes to read this poem, occasionally reading a few words. He skipped "Say' Sauvignon Blanc'" and "Say' It's been a long time'". I read a sentence, "When I first met you, I would feel like an old friend." Zhang Qiling's eyelashes moved. Looks like he's awake.

Some little girls went to his shop and looked around. Finally, they blushed and inexplicably saw the stuffy oil bottle. They leaned over and said, "Oh, big brother, why are your fingers so long?" He also shook hands with other people in the shop. Then when someone was holding hands, he inadvertently thought of holding hands with his son and growing old with him. That's all. I wrote about him, really! ! ! ! ! !

"Elder brother, I've always wanted to ask, did you buy that black gold ancient knife yourself? It should be a lot of money. " Zhang Qiling noodles don't change color, continue to bite a mouthful of rice. "It's gone." "Oh, I didn't mean that ... it's just that it's been more than half a month since you recovered from my illness. Do you want to go out and get a real job or something? After all, everyone stopped playing ... "He put down his chopsticks and was silent for a while. Finally, he dragged Wu Xie up from the chair and went straight into the bedroom.

Zhang Qiling's finger is in Wu Xie's hand. It should have been caught unconsciously, and his strength is not great. He can break free with some money. But this "easy money" is strong enough to make people awake ... and such a sensitive person ... Wu Xie had to continue to lie down and let him sleep back to back, holding hands, but their hands held together. You are not a big girl. What's wrong with holding hands (Looking back on the cure of that year or something, XD)

Yesterday, Wu Xie had a strange dream that stuffy oil bottle was solemnly making the bed in an apron. Finally, he turned to him, nodded and lay down first. The next day, when he told this dream as a joke, Zhang Qiling sipped his rice and gave him a calm look. "Take me home, and I will achieve it." Wu Xie shook his hand and even dropped his chopsticks. (This is so cute ~)

"Little brother, come and put this on." After carefully putting a branded necklace on Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie continued to sneak away and cooed with the fat man. "Little brother won't find out?" "Rest assured, fat ye bought a cat to hang around his neck! Shh, keep your voice down. " On the necklace for Zhang Qiling, there is a name tag. Name: Zhang Qiling, Home Address: Xiling Printing Factory. If you lose your way or your memory, please kindly send it back to me. Thank you.

Wu Xie was forced to date a rich girl that year, and the little brother disappeared the next day. A month later, Wu Xie opened the door of his small apartment-he was stunned by a room full of funerary wares! I don't know where the stuffy oil bottle is hurt. Sitting on a pile of cultural relics, I looked at him with some trepidation: "So you don't have to marry that woman?" Before Wu Xie came to his senses, the little brother bowed his head sullenly: "... I only know this ... or am I not?"

"Brother, can't come back. Don't be reluctant. " "Well" "No matter what the result is, remember that I will wait for you at home." "hmm" "pay attention to safety. If you get hurt, I will. . . ""Well, bang ~ ""Naive ~ I'm going to get a job. I need it to look like where you're going. " "Fat man, have a good drive. If I lose it, I will never come to see you again. Well, I can't work too hard, and the boss can't be a woman. . . Forget it. "

Xiaohua, you really work miracles. Help me get an account. Wu Xie, you don't have to shut up! What if I don't have an account? What should I do without my passport and ID card? How can I get married in Holland without a passport? ! ! In other words, is it true that innocence won't die if you blow your hair with your little brother? Can't die?

Zhang Qiling inverted bucket equipment list: Longjibei brand knife (binding), Kirin brand tattoo (binding), deworming brand blood (binding), Manxiu brand expression (binding), Fatty brand chatter (disposable), Wu Xie brand chrysanthemum (binding, special).

# Bottle Evil # Fat man's voice trembled: "This ... this iron coffin is moving ...! What the fuck is this? ! "I broke out in a white sweat and my scalp was fried, and the coffin lid was actually opened! I shouted, "Body? ! "A black Zongzi sat up slowly, gave me a faint look and said," This is not a corpse, it is a ghost. "

A day in Zhang Qiling usually begins at five in the morning. He always sleeps lightly and doesn't need to sleep for long. He got out of bed carefully, looked around, made sure there was nothing unusual, and then went to wash. When I passed the kitchen, I took out the frozen meat from the freezer and accidentally bumped into three bowls, but I was caught. After doing everything, he went to bed and stared at the faces of people around him. Although I am not used to saying good morning when he wakes up, I hope to watch him sleep quietly at this moment.

After a long time, Wu Xie went to the theatre again. There is a full moon lover on the stage, and he is the only one under the stage. Someone once came to him as soon as he got off the stage and asked the words in the script, "Alas, there is a fly in the ointment. Although Qi Mei cited this case, it is hard to say what he meant. "What do you mean?" He didn't understand either, and casually replied, "I hope I can win a person's heart and stay together forever." He turned around from the stage and looked at his little brother who had fallen asleep next to him, wholeheartedly.

When Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling first lived together, they didn't have time to make a key for their little brother. My brother magically disappeared when they went out shopping. Wu Xie hurried home, only to find a man squatting in front of his house with a dirty kitten in his arms. Wu Xie couldn't help laughing when he looked at everyone and a cat being so good. He reached out and touched the kitten's head. "Let's eat braised fish today."

Today is Little Singles Day. The fat man teased Wu Xie early in the morning. "I said naively. Anyway, you are alone today. Why don't we go to the restaurant at night? "Wu Xie shook his head. "I have a date this year." He immediately turned to Zhang Qiling and said, "Let's go, little brother."

Step 4 lie

A long time ago, the chicken brave went to crusade against the black dragon, and finally they died.