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Classic Quote: He is still my weakness, but he is no longer my helmet.

Classic Quotes: He is still my weakness, but he is no longer my armor

1. I really envy you for being pampered by him. You must not know what you have now That love is something I can't get even if I try a thousand times or ten thousand times.

2. You laugh at her and mock her for being a woman who smokes and drinks and can’t keep herself clean, but you don’t know that she used to be a chess player, calligrapher and painter, she also hated smoking, drinking and swearing, she also had a future, but It's just because of an unworthy man.

3. For you, I polished off the edges and corners, wore the clothes you liked, had the hairstyle you liked, did the things you liked, told the jokes you liked, and I changed everything you asked me to change. , I thought I finally met your standards, but you told me again that I had changed.

4. You must have never noticed the despair in my eyes when I said I didn’t mind with a smile on my face.

5. How long can I stay in your heart.

6. Can you lie to me and say that you miss me?

7. Don’t blame others for disappointing you, blame yourself for expecting too much.

8. Who in my pale years is worthy of my concern.

9. Until I cancel your special care, change the note back to your full name, and move it to the public group, you are no longer special.

10. Boy, don’t wait, the person you can’t let go has already found your replacement.

11. Mr. Bu has chased Miss Shitou for many years, but Miss Shitou finally decided to marry Mr. Scissors. Let me do something for you one last time, Mr. Bu said to Miss Shitou in his heart, and then He found Mr. Scissors. According to people who attended the wedding of Miss Stone and Mr. Scissors later, the wedding dress that Miss Stone wore on her wedding day was really beautiful.

12. For countless moments, I thought, I wish you were here, but in the end, I was the only one who survived all these moments. Later, no thank you.

13. It doesn’t matter if you drop something, you can buy anything again. It doesn’t matter if your clothes are dirty, just wash them. It doesn’t matter if you miss the last bus home. The worst is that you can go shopping all night and not go home. What is really regrettable is that I spent all my youth to love you desperately, but you left without looking back, without even saying goodbye.

14. Is it true that my persistence is a shame to you?

15. I still love you, even though I no longer have the identity to love you.

16. You don’t care about me at all, but I still love you too much to admit defeat.

18. Some people are like mountains and rivers, but they are not ports for anchoring.

19. In fact, the most tear-jerking love letter is the chat record. The chat record is the most difficult thing to open. If you open it, you will know how the two people went from having nothing to say to having nothing to say. I have never given up loving you, it just changed from strong to quiet.

20. I still love you, but I can’t do anything about myself. Classic quotations: He is the background of your life, and you are his A and B

Classic quotations: He is the background of your life, and you are his A, B, C and D

1. Be patient People who are friendly to me can feel my kindness, and people who are hostile to me can feel my evil. Everything has a cause and a result. I will treat you the same way you treat me.

2. Without a new boyfriend after a breakup, it feels like being a widow to your ex!

3. A life with faith, no matter whether it is successful or not, at least it will not be confused. A meaningful journey, no matter whether you reach the end or not, at least you will not regret it. The right person, no matter whether he makes it to the end or not, at least he will not be lonely.

4. Many girls designed N types of weddings for themselves when they were young, gave countless names to their children, and fantasized about a beautiful life after marriage. Time passed until the age of marriage passed, and their dreams The thought of having children has been exhausted, and our wedding has not yet come as planned. Then I looked away and didn't care, but met someone who was almost ready to get married, held a tacky wedding, and lived a life of the most daily necessities.

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5. It turns out that when you fell in love with someone when you were young, you looked at his face. You wanted to be cute in front of him and make him love you more; but at this age, you really No one is pleased. I stay with whomever I feel comfortable with, including friends. When I get tired, I stay away. If you like me and I like you, we will be together; if we don’t like each other, we must not be together. Song Dandan

6. There are many difficult times when you will ask yourself why the people who have appeared have no results. But it is these fruitless people who make you what you are now: some people make you willing to wash your hands and learn to make soup, and some people make you calm down to write and read, so the whole person will become better and better. You might have stumbled into trying high heels at first, but you would never have imagined that it was the way you steadily wore high heels that attracted the person who got the results.

7. The wind can blow up a large piece of white paper, but it cannot blow away a butterfly, because the power of life lies in disobedience.

8. You don’t have to talk about loving someone all the time. What you have to do is to make yourself excellent and make her feel happy when she sees you. And everyone knows that you are a perfect match. That's all.

9. If people want to learn to respect themselves, they must first learn not to force anyone, including themselves.

10. Don’t mention sad things at night. Leave the sad things to the day and it won’t be a big deal.

11. Some words cannot be said, so they will be downplayed. There are some things that cannot be shaken off, so they are described in understatement. No matter how the world treats you, please continue to work hard; life is a personal journey that no one can replace. There are always people leaving and people always arriving. Life is really simple, don't always force yourself. Life is like a circle, the end is also the starting point.

12. When reading, I was asked to have poetry and calligraphy in my belly. When looking for a partner, they are required to be as beautiful as a flower. When you get married, you are expected to be virtuous and virtuous. When raising children, one is expected to be a good wife and mother. You are constantly being asked, but in fact you don’t need to pay attention to all the requests or please them. All you have to do is be kind to yourself. Don't break your heart by crying for the other person, don't be beaten down by the truth and give up on your future, don't pray to look back and lose your dignity.

13. A woman without healthy self-growth, no matter what her circumstances, will look like a resentful woman in a few years; a woman with quality should be like bamboo, renewing her branches and growing on her own. Complete self-transformation. No one can help a woman who doesn't save herself, not the prince, not the prodigal son.

14. In fact, our problem is also two words: greed and laziness. Because of greed, we have too many unrealistic ideas, and if we are not satisfied, all kinds of jealousy, negative emotions, and negative energy will accompany us, and we will be depressed all day long; because of laziness, we are always unprepared and always one step behind. Always miss the opportunity, always unsatisfactory. It's time to stop being willful and be tough on yourself. What you need is change.

15. There are two types of girls. One kind uses men as umbrellas. They need you and rely on you for small things like cloudy days, rain, or sun poison. Another way is to use a man as a parachute. You will only be needed once in a big event, but if you can't do it this time, there will be no need for you in the future. Therefore, men must learn to be better to girlfriends who do not make demands easily.

16. The one who can cure your temper is the one you love, and the one who can tolerate your temper is the one who loves you.

17. I have always believed that people who have never lived alone away from home will not grow up easily. Wu Danru

18. Always remember that when you are with an important person, the other person’s face is more important than the screen of your mobile phone.

19. There are some people we don’t know how to let go of, and we can only say goodbye in a face-to-face way. My heart says don't go, my mouth says get out. The mountains are high and the rivers are long, and there is no end in sight.

20. He doesn’t like you. It’s useless for you to show up to him beautifully on purpose. The candy you give him is not sweet. What are you doing here and there? In his eyes, it is the same as a sales text message. He cannot understand the little thoughts you update in your status. He will not feel hurt when you cry to death. He is the background of your life, and You are his A, B, C and D.

Classic quotation: You are the joy of youth, I want to reverse this sentence to you

Classic quotation: You are the joy of youth, I want to reverse this sentence to you

1. People with true feelings will be moody, because if you give too much, you will inevitably worry about gains and losses.

2. Please don’t appear in my dreams again. I can’t afford to wake up disappointed.

3. I want to tell you so much. In fact, my life is not that good. I still miss you and dream about you often. It’s just that time has taught me to shut up. Because I know that many roads must be walked alone. Loneliness is the normal state of life. Just get over it.

4. Maybe this is love, you blush first, then your eyes turn red. After all, it's just a dream. When you wake up from the dream, you will go north and south.

5. If you no longer believe in love, are unwilling to accept someone who is not suitable for you, and no longer place your hope on the shoulders of others, then you should really convince yourself to work hard.

6. The most regrettable thing is that some important people don’t even have a photo with you until they leave.

7. You said you love me, but I thought you only loved me.

8. Why is our love always my one-man show?

9. The first time our eyes met, I knew it should be you, but the second time I knew it shouldn’t be me.

10. I know that there will be no results with you, but I can't help but fantasize about our future again and again.

11. People only care about things they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.

12. I recently read a thought-provoking quote: You are a firewood collector, and another person is a sheep herder. You two have been chatting all day long, and his sheep are full. What will happen to your firewood?

13. When you wake up in the morning, you fold the quilt and I prepare the clothes for both of you. I sweep the floor and you mop the floor. I cook and you wash the dishes. Then we each go about our own work. After work, we go home together to buy groceries. Afterwards, they held hands for a walk, watched movies and looked for delicious food on weekends. The two of them fell in love for four or five years, enjoying their world as much as they could, and they planned to have a baby when the time was up. It's simple, but this is the life I want.

14. You must look twice when you are separated, because the saying "constant contact" is false.

15. Will you suddenly think of me late one night many years later, and then burst into tears, only to realize that you have owed me so much.

16. I am still used to hearing your name and my heart skips a beat.

17. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, I will not take the initiative to find you, put away your things, delete your photos, and keep you for the New Year without breaking up. ? You can burn me to death with a glass of boiling water, or freeze me to death with a glass of ice water, but you cannot consume me with a glass of warm water. What I want is black and white, clean and tidy. Disappointment is accumulated day by day, and leaving is a long-term decision.

18. Unfortunately, love is like multiplication. As long as one side is zero, the result will be zero.

19. People who want to leave you have thousands of reasons, and those who want to stay with you can’t be driven away.

20. You are the joy of youth. I want to tell you this sentence in turn. Classic quotation: I thought you were my hometown, but you pushed me away and let me wander

Classic quotation: I thought you were my hometown, but you pushed me away and let me wander

1. Never count on others , only those who work hard can stand firm.

2. Giving is always proactive. No one will force you. It is equivalent to your own willingness. As for what you can get from the other party in return, love or disgust, you should expect it. thing. Therefore, if you don’t want to do something, don’t do it. If you do it, don’t complain. Face the sun, even if it’s cloudy.

3. The purpose of our busyness is often: to enjoy life, repay our parents, satisfy our lovers, and want to be selfless; but the result of our busyness is often: we cannot enjoy life, stay away from our parents, neglect our lovers, and become Selfish.

4. People who have no intersection in life, even if they once regarded each other as best friends, even if they shared countless secrets together, even if the other person was by their side when they were sad and happy before, even if you thought they would be together for the rest of their lives. If this continues, this relationship will end in vain. You have to admit it even if you don't want to admit it, that's the fact.

5. You are not young anymore, and it is time to live a more mature life. Don't care so much about irrelevant people. So what if you were deceived? Is it okay to not just cry when you encounter some difficulties or feel a little wronged? Love is not what you imagine, holding hands lasts a lifetime. It is fate when you come and it is fate when you leave. Thank you also for taking the time to let you know who is the most worthy of your cherishment. You must repent of the mistakes you have made and let go of things you can't do anything about.

6. No matter how indulgent the environment is, you must have requirements for yourself and maintain a self-disciplined temperament. Maybe it can't change your current situation for the time being, but over time, what it gives you back will definitely surprise you. People who have high requirements for themselves will never have a bad life. People who follow the crowd and complain about the bad environment are the most boring people.

7. I have been foolish in love, did not listen to advice, and tried to fight my way out with a bloody head. Now I know how to politely refuse to hold hands that I shouldn’t hold, and I will be brave and responsible even if I continue to be alone.

8. You spoil yourself as much as you want, but the person who loves you is the one who loves you. The person who made you become like this will not feel guilty. Maybe he will laugh at you behind your back and ridicule you, so the tears are troublesome. Gather it, it's so big, don't be embarrassed.

9. Everyone has their own bottom line. Don’t take other people’s bottom line as a joke. An understatement in your eyes may be the heartache of others.

10. This is you now: It’s hard to be a happy person. I’m used to going to bed late every day. I often like to be in a daze. I don’t have the motivation to persist in anything. Today I tell myself to work hard tomorrow. When you wake up tomorrow, you will look the same as before. You can't stand yourself now, but you don't have the willpower to change it. The more you get used to it, the worse everything will be. Most of the incompetence is because you don't really work hard!

11. Don’t worry about others doing better than you, you just need to do better every day than the day before. Growth is a game with yourself.

12. When you can share a moment of silence with someone without talking to someone without feeling embarrassed, at that moment you will understand that you have met the right person.

13. I once read a sentence: What others think of me depends on my own strength, but the real strength I understand is: low-key and humble, peaceful and pragmatic, sincere and friendly, and can tolerate the ridicule and ridicule of others. It is an outstanding character to be able to deal with discrimination calmly, and rely on one's own abilities to achieve a career without being ostentatious. Because, after all, your efforts are not for others, and others' evaluation may not be your true self.

14. In fact, many times, you don’t need to do anything, just be sincere.

15. In fact, many times when friends around you are disgusted with something you say or do, they will not tell you but keep their dissatisfaction silently in their hearts. And if you are careless, you will never know why the friends around you are moving further and further away from you.

16. Many times, when we make ourselves better, the problems that trouble you will naturally be solved. Therefore, don’t focus your emotions on those useless and temporarily unsolvable things. Focus on how to make yourself better and take a longer view. When you become stronger, everything will change.

17. My dear girl, stop making excuses for him to escape. He is not busy, he is not tired, it is just because he does not love you.

18. Never think that others are fools. It’s not that they don’t know or don’t care about many things, they just don’t want to care about you or expose you. So please be careful while lying to the other party. That person chose to be kind, not because he was weak. But he understands that kindness is his nature, and he cannot be evil, as evil will be punished.

19. Everyone who seems to be calm during the day may have secretly cried in bed late at night.

20. I thought you were my hometown, but you shied away and let me wander.

Classic Quotes: You are mine that can be met but not sought, you can be met but not kept,

Classic Quotes: You are mine that are met but not sought, met but not kept, met but not kept

< p> 1. The way to make a relationship last long is for you to go your own way, and for me to cross my bridge. We are busy in our own lives, but you have to believe that one day we will meet by chance and stop to chat. Just say a few words or give each other a big hug. After recharging, you can continue to live a good life, do whatever you want, and don't exceed the rules.

2. From a small woman to a big woman, it is because of helplessness; from a big woman to a small woman, it is because of happiness.

3. You are mine that can be met but not sought, met but not kept, met but not possessed.

4. Now, I understand that no matter how unscrupulously I live this youth, I will never be able to feel guilty about it when I am gray-haired. All stories will have regrets. This is real life, worth being remembered and grateful to have experienced.

5. Sometimes we always take the consequences too seriously, and end up making things difficult for ourselves. Just like when I failed the exam in elementary school, I stood at the door of my house and didn't dare to knock on the door. In fact, on the other side of the door was a steaming meal and my mother's words: It doesn't matter, you'll be fine if you work hard. Looking back, most of the things that once made me sleepless and sleepless were lost to imagination.

6. Don’t be too mean to the people who love you. There are only a few people who will be truly nice to you in your life. How many people suddenly realize when everything is about to be lost: the generosity of love cannot be over-consumed. Everyone has a temper, and they will endure all their anger for you, just because that person loves you more than you do.

7. If you have only been in love for a few months, you want to spend your whole life. If you make a friend who treats you a little better, you want to stay with him for the rest of your life. No wonder you are so resentful and sad. This is all naive. cost.

8. Remember, don’t use kindness to others to impress yourself.

9. Don’t simply think about changing your outlook on life and values ??through travel. What can change these is not the scenery, but the experience.

10. We always want to go back most when we know we can’t go back, and we always remember how to start when it’s over. We are happiest at an age when we don’t know how to write the word happiness.

11. There are only three reasons for all troubles: either lack of knowledge, lack of cultivation, or lack of money.

12. Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am, and my attitude comes from who you are.

13. Whether it is reading, traveling or making friends. You must always insist on learning more about this world and see as much of its darkness and light, coldness and enthusiasm, mediocrity and splendor as possible. Maybe the understanding is not deep enough, maybe the absorption is not complete enough, maybe not all diversity can be fully accepted, but this is the only process that can lead to death without regrets. You must know that life is too short when you are born as a human being. The world is forever young, but you will eventually grow old.

14. Mom is the one who helps you sew a button that fell off your clothes and sews all the other buttons tightly.

15. No matter how much you talk to someone who has nothing to do with you, it is still nonsense. For the person who is destined to you, your presence can awaken all his feelings.

16. The most difficult things to do: lose weight, go to bed early, get up early, and make the people you like like you too.

17. People who complement each other easily fall in love at first sight, and people who are similar are suitable for growing old together. After all, I still don't like the relationship between Bai Ren and Bai Ren. Love cannot be endured, it is two people giving their most relaxed selves to each other. No need to say more, it is already clear. No matter what age, this kind of relationship is the best.

18. If the maintenance cost of an item is greater than its own value, the best way is to throw it away. This is true of daily necessities, and so is human emotion.

19. Don’t always listen to sad songs, don’t always think about the past, don’t let the past hold you back, don’t let the future be let down.

20. If you are hesitant to buy something just because it is more expensive, then buy it. If you want to buy something just because it's a great deal, don't buy it. The same goes for love marriage.