What is the complete line of fried noodles with sea cucumber?

Nan Nan: (Wipe the table).

Song Xiaobao: Ha ha ha ha, I miss you so much! Oh, I went home late this Spring Festival and caught up with the 29th. I was hungry, so I found a noodle restaurant to eat noodles. I remember this store used to be called Dachengzi noodle restaurant, but now it is called Sea Cucumber noodle restaurant. It upgrades, automatically upgrades, and then upgrades. Probably making money. Go in and have a look.

Nan Nan: Welcome.

Song Xiaobao: Hmm.

Nan Nan: Brother, what can I do for you?

Song Xiaobao: It's very cold in winter. Don't rush to order. Warm up first. Do you have any tea?

Nan Nan: There is tea.

Song Xiaobao: Is it free?

Nan Nan: Free.

Song Xiaobao: Two pots of Longjing.

Nan Nan: No.

Song Xiaobao: Maojian tea will be fine.

Nan Nan: There are edamame.

Song Xiaobao: Soak edamame? Good food. What cuisine?

Nan Nan: Noodles are good. They're fine.

Song Xiaobao: You boy, you said you would fill me up before you were full. What are the characteristics?

Nan Nan: Fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Song Xiaobao: Is the sea cucumber a real sea cucumber?

Nan Nan: A sea cucumber is a sea cucumber. I don't know if it's serious.

Song Xiaobao: Ha ha ha ha ha (laughs), your boy (laughs), from China. Alas, sea cucumber is not serious (laughs), I don't know (laughs). Stop it, stop it, let's go, have a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Nan Nan: A bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Tian Wa: OK.

Song Xiaobao: Do you charge for kimchi?

Nan Nan: Pickles are five yuan a plate.

Song Xiaobao: What is free?

Nannan: Small seasoning.

Song Xiaobao: Peanuts, soy sauce and vinegar, right?

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: Does horseradish charge?

Nan Nan: No charge.

Song Xiaobao: Give me a tube.

Nan Nan: Where can I eat horseradish noodles?

Tian Wa: Here, a plate of fried noodles with sea cucumber. Please enjoy your meal, sir.

Song Xiaobao: Wait a minute. Eating horseradish noodles is a new fashion and I want to lead it.

(chow mein comes up) Wait a minute, what chow mein?

Tian Wa: Fried noodles with sea cucumber.

Song Xiaobao: Are you playing? Huh?

Tian Wa: What's the matter?

Song Xiaobao: Where are the sea cucumbers? Where is the sea cucumber when there is only fried noodles? Lost the fire? Have you cooked? Let you build it? Fried noodles with sea cucumber, give me a perfect explanation.

Tian Wa: Explain what?

Song Xiaobao: Fried noodles with sea cucumber. What about sea cucumber?

Tian Wa: My name is Sea Cucumber, and I fried noodles. Is it perfect?

Song Xiaobao: It's perfect. Show me the menu. Who are you scaring? Where is it?

(After reading the menu) Can I choose not to eat that?

Tian Wa: No way. Our store has a rule that you can't return the order.

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: I can't return it. Can I exchange it?

Tian Wa: All right.

Song Xiaobao: It's too dry. Change bowls for soup.

Tian Wa: OK. Noodles in soup and fried noodles, go.

Song Xiaobao: Is the horseradish ready?

Nan Nan: Yes.

Song Xiaobao: I changed the noodle soup. Drink some water. Just fill the scented tea and dig it!

Tian Wa: Here, noodles in soup.

Song Xiaobao: Here comes the horseradish noodle soup. So picky. And squeeze them all in. Then do it. This is something I'm proud of. You don't know. what are you reading?

Tian Wa: This is the first time I have seen it. I will learn.

Song Xiaobao: Hey, is your last name Hai?

Tian Wa: Hmm.

Song Xiaobao: Your name is Sea Cucumber.

Tian Wa: Hmm.

Song Xiaobao: Don't you have a sister named Kelp?

Nan Nan: How do you know my name?

Song Xiaobao: Ha ha ha (laughs).

Tian Wa: My sister.

Song Xiaobao: Is your father's name oyster? Ha ha ha ha (laughter).

(eating noodles)

Tian Wa: Did you succeed? Come on, have a garlic clove solution, fight poison with poison. It's called.

Song Xiaobao: Oh, (stuttering).

Tian Wa: This is, this is really hungry. This is ... How does it taste?

Song Xiaobao: (Cough) I'm choking. Oh, my God!

Nan Nan: Horseradish instant noodles.

Song Xiaobao: Gee, I'm sweating. All right, that's it. I'm from China Network. I won't talk to you. Let's leave now. I'm almost done here. I have a lot of things to do, and I am still busy.

Nan Nan: Brother, didn't you give money?

Song Xiaobao: For what?

Nan Nan: Noodle soup money?

Song Xiaobao: How much did I spend on fried noodles?

Nan Nan: You didn't pay for fried noodles either?

Song Xiaobao: What did I give you to stop eating fried noodles?

Nan Nan: Wait a minute. You have to pay for noodles.

Song Xiaobao: You do the math for her.

Tian Wa: He, he's right.

Nan Nan: He ate a bowl of noodles from our family and confiscated the money.

Tian Wa: Don't be stubborn. What do you want?

Nan Nan: noodle soup money.

Tian Wa: I'm not talking. I traded fried noodles for it.

Nan Nan: He didn't pay for fried noodles either?

Tian Wa: He didn't eat fried noodles. What did he give him?

Song Xiaobao: Right? You two take your time. I'll go first.

Tian Wa: OK.

Nan Nan: You can't leave.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing?

Nan Nan: (Shouting) Boss, boss, someone doesn't pay for noodles!

Song Xiaobao: No, no, don't do this. Don't call the boss.

Tian Wa: Not at all.

Creative background:

Song was born in 198 1 0 1.05. He is the 32nd apprentice of Zhao Benshan, a young actor in Benshan Happy Camp. He shines brilliantly in Liaoning Satellite TV's 201Spring Festival Evening sketch "Blind Date", which won the audience's love.