Funny and humorous short sentences

1. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

3. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

4, life I am sorry for you, because I have never been good to you.

5, seventeen or eighteen years old, angry, thrown into the water, the water can be boiled.

I know it's not good to waste time, but I really enjoy it.

7. I thought meeting me was your fate, maybe your hurdle.

Since you are a loser, I will use it.

9. Hot and grumpy. Stop it if I don't laugh.

10, one white covers all the ugliness. Are you white or ugly?

1 1, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

12, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

13. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.