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The girl said she had a stomachache.

Girls always feel uncomfortable for a few days a month, and this day needs good care. When a girl says she has a stomachache, she answers in three sentences. For example, if it's a long-distance relationship, she said, it's all my fault that I can't be with you, and I'll slowly make up for love later. Then comfort: let her cook brown sugar and eggs. Don't make her angry, tell her more jokes.

1, where are you? I'll pick you up.

I'll rub your stomach.

Then I'll tell you a joke.

4. If you are around, help her heat the warm water bag and make brown sugar water. Put your hand over her stomach.

If it's not far, just say: wait for me, I'll come right away.

6. If it's a long-distance relationship, just say: It's all my fault that I'm not with you, and I'll make up for it later. Then comfort: let her cook brown sugar and eggs. Don't make her angry, tell her more jokes.

7, really can't stand it, hurry to the hospital.

8. Do you want to buy some medicine?

9. Have a good sleep and remember to cover the quilt.

10, don't play mobile phone, have a good rest.