Look for pleasant and humorous sentences.

taught me how to stand upright,

but I only learned

-running away.

God gave me a straight waist,

taught me how to persevere,

but I only learned

-flaunting.

God gave me hands,

taught me how to create,

but I only learned

-begging.

God gave me a pair of eyes,

taught me how to find out,

but I only learned

-glancing around.

God gave me a brain,

taught me how to think,

but I only learned

-sleep.

God gave me a mouth,

taught me how to shout slogans,

but I only learned

-funny.

God finally got angry.

He said,

Why do you take what I gave you?

Always fooling around, always being funny and never learning well!

I finally got angry, too.

I said,

Why did you steal my ribs?

Why can't you catch me running around like a woman?

God was shocked all over,

-faint ...

Apples are sweet and crisp

The price is not expensive

Just eating and chewing

It's really tiring ...

The computer doesn't live up to expectations

It makes you angry

If you don't worry

Turn it off ... < p

Saddam: Counting votes

Bush: There have been a lot of troubles recently

Blair: Chemical and biological weapons are hard to find

Radon: I heard that it will take a hundred years to find Saddam: I'd rather

Bush: Bin Laden's crimes are discussed by the world

Blair: Dare to annoy the United States and Britain

Radon: Heroes don't suffer immediate losses < Film

Saddam Hussein: I bake

Bush: Poker Chasing Without Seeing the King

Blair: Hunting for Osama bin Laden

Laden: Living in the Desert in the Deep Mountains

Saddam Hussein: Hiding

Campus Life "Three Sentences and a Half"

This is just the end of the program. We have four gongs standing on the stage without drums, and three sentences and a half add to the chaos

Please also give more applause.

Idle nonsense about campus chores is really a mess. Don't marvel. Please see

I wake up before dawn and feel itchy in my mouth. I feel a little scared when I touch my hand. Cockroaches

There are ten minutes left after dinner. People on the road are rushing like the wind.

There are quite a few beautiful and clever people all the way. After two months, you can watch my eldest sister-in-law.

I have no taste of music, chat and doze off my homework in college. Copying

It's finally a relief to finish class. There are few tigers in the dining hall, but only people can't see the pot. I'm so hungry

Eating in the dining hall is really tiring. It's really dark to have a steamed bread in the underworld.

Going back to the dormitory to play games, everyone is more and more angry to play.

There are crowds of people standing outside the computer room sweating, and I finally got off the line.

It's always tiring to find a place to study. Come early and leave late, and take P > It's hard to go to the new campus next year if the classroom lights don't turn on or occupy a seat.

There is nowhere to sit in the garden at night. There are many couples and no girls under the moon.

I hope that I can get angry early, otherwise I won't have the money to spend. It's better to draw money illegally.

Eating, drinking, high consumption, wine and food are the only ways to taste campus hotels. More than a dozen hotels are too dark.

Three people wear a pair of pants in the bedroom to achieve big * * Let's go when we are ready to wash.

Teachers work hard and are tired of teaching and educating people. It's a shame that they didn't do well in the exam.

It's really difficult to get a job now. There is a good way out for the western development.

There are a lot of arguments about right and wrong on campus. What society does the campus say?

There is something wrong with the liver. It's not a crime to kill people in the hospital. Don't go and pay fees while carrying the body.

There are many accidents in coal mine production It's too bad that there are more than 1.

China's sports situation is good, but the football skills are not high. The National Security Strike Football Association is called funny.

Who will fight for the donkey and elephant in the American election? If Osama bin Laden tramples on it, it will all hang up.

There is a small country that is greedy and clamors to pay homage to the shrine in the East China Sea, causing disputes. Japan

Taiwan Province's politics is really difficult to handle affairs. It depends on the American face, as if a young lady is cheating on a rich man.

There is endless gunfire in the Middle East, and the United States has stepped in to brag about oil in the name of freedom.

Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight's party, and there are still good programs to retreat.

Walking in the street

Seeing beautiful women

Coming to the sprinkler

Flash ...

Entering the forum for the first time

Seeing things in a blur

Online all day

. Why ...

I've been very busy

since I got the internet, and I'm always worried

I'm afraid of falling off the internet ...

I'm surfing the internet at work

the leader is here to check the post

I'm also busy

I'm shifting gears ...

I've been surfing the internet all over

I'll look back

. Experience

In the future, blindly surfing the Internet

is an idiot ...

The new Enshi Forum

has been a little busy recently

The netizens have all gone into battle

playing the bomb ...

Enshi News Network

A good place

I want to sing. . .

A thousand miles away, there's a silver lining.

Family affairs and state affairs forum

Never met each other.

Network link

New Enshi forum

Raging up the square

Proud of the future

Crazy flat

Good online chat

To find the younger one

Never met

Making it up.

weak schools can't always be weak, and work hard with one heart and one mind.

I don't work hard at ordinary times. I scratch my scalp in the senior high school entrance examination. It's so green with a small face.

before the new year, previous students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.

teachers who don't get tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, really teach.

Boys and girls are crazy about Boys and Girls. The middle school entrance examination is just around the corner. It's urgent.

The vendors are blocking the door, and the students spend money without blinking an eye. It's a treasure trove of feng shui. It's really busy.

I talk about safety education every day, and I think about it all the time. Every family has one. It's really scary.

The morning meeting lasted only half an hour, and I crouched down pale and fragile, so charming.

I'm in my fifties, and I go to bed before eight o'clock. I'm really tired of reading newspapers.

after teaching for more than 3 years, it's really sour to leave this three-foot platform.

it's blue to concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and look at the sky with nothing to do.

the gap between schools is a fact, and there are many reasons, all of which are my fault? That's weird.

session after session, a few gray hairs are connected into pieces, and life is short, so fast.

It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, and teachers are in a panic, tearful and really crying.

It's the same in any school. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", but the doors are open. What a mess.

after graduation, it is the good students who can greet the teachers. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.

The colder it is, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd, which is really "cool".

The newly built teaching building is bright. Don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. To tell the truth, it's crazy.

It's really annoying to be in a quandary if you have too many bad students to sue you, but not good students to sue you.

when the teachers' meeting reported the scores, several families were happy and others were worried, and they were made to "drink medicine". It was really bitter.

how to draw campus cartoons? I forgot Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery", which is really stupid.

going to "complain" tonight, nine advantages and one hope, and the art of conversation is really unique.

The student can't read a foreign language, and the teacher can't read his computer book, so it's funny.

The headmaster has teachers in his heart, and the teachers have students in their hearts, who "love the whole world" and have true feelings.

the headmaster has only been away for three days, and the teacher is like a student leaving the head teacher, so cool.

who said that the new official has three fires? The headmaster has set off a lot of fires in recent years, and the flames are raging all over the sky, which is really prosperous.

The music teacher is very confused, and all the students can "sing" better than me. Self-learning without a teacher is really "ok".

the better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more annoying it is to mess up the class. It's really slow not to finish the class.

The party program "Three Sentences and a Half"

1. The gongs and drums tinkled to welcome the Spring Festival, and the four of us stood on the stage and said three sentences and a half

2. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I'll pay a New Year call to you. No matter what I said, don't run!

3. This year, the company is in a good situation, and a lot of contracts have been signed. The annual tasks have been completed ahead of schedule, making money.

4. First, the national policies are good, and there are a lot of construction projects. It's very good to build infrastructure everywhere in the country. Second, it's good to rely on all the salesmen, who have taken the trouble to make publicity. XX Company is well known and famous.

6. Despite the market difficulties, all the salesmen are fierce. A good man is quick at thinking, and he completed three million yuan in the whole year. The model

8. In fact, XX is not bad, but he didn't dare to tell the truth. Everyone knows why he was afraid of his wife asking what he did.

9. Everyone in the company is not simple, and he works hard day and night. Why is it so hard to make money?

1. The technical department is indispensable, and it has carefully designed and made contributions, and also lost coal. Two days' work and one day's work, no one complains

12. The quality inspection is not satisfactory, high-quality products are distributed every day, and the upstairs and downstairs are busy running. It's really good

13. The finance department is not simple, and it's not easy to increase revenue by tens of thousands this year. It can't be said

14. There are many administrative matters, and the benefits are mobilized. Everything is good for the company, so don't get tired < Every effort is precious, not to mention tiredness

16. After-sales service is hard. I leave my family behind all the year round, and my wife works inside and outside, but my heart will not change

17. The company cooperates well from top to bottom, makes democratic decisions and thinks hard, and does a good job

18. Hello, shareholders, take time to give more guidance, and feel grateful, such as Jiang Tao, BBK

. Life is better than honey, and more lucky money is given.

2. Everything goes well for you gentlemen. When you go out, you will make a fortune, and you will win the prize in the gift package, especially soap.

21. Ladies are in good health, slim and beautiful like a treasure, and their love is sweet, and their husbands are good.

22. There will be great changes in the company next year, and reform and innovation will be realized. Samsung will be more brilliant tomorrow.

I'll take charge of this manager, not counting

24. Today, everyone comes to the party to wash away the hardships and tiredness of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and confidence.

25. For today's get-together, all the staff are ready, and the wonderful programs are lined up. Let's retreat.

Zang Yanlong wrote three and a half sentences about "Anti-Japanese Heroes Protect Three Mothers".

The gongs and drums are ringing loudly, and listen.

____ Tell me quickly.

The Lugouqiao Incident was shot, and

battlefields were set up all over the country.

The Japanese came to invade, and

_ _ were black-hearted. (Ga)

The Japanese were too rampant, and

they were burning, killing and looting everywhere.

They raped, abused and plundered no one.

Don't be crazy about Japanese devils.

Your foreign life will not last long.

The people of China are determined to punish evil wolves.

There is a Bao Sanniang in Xuyi, who

devotes herself to following the * * * production party.

She often sends information for anti-Japanese, and

_ _ is busy. < p

_ _ Mudian.

Intelligence from the armed forces,

ambush on both sides of the road.

The devils were beaten and fled, and

_ _ wailed.

The devils were in a panic when they suffered, and

people were arrested everywhere.

Bastard leader traitor,

_ _ Wang Baochang.

You can kill me if you want.

Force my third mother to pay someone.

_ _ No way.

On the first evening of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the Tiantai Mountain is overcast.

A group of devils are armed with knives,

_ _ unlike people.

People have a small face and a small heart, Japan,

.

_ _ youth.

A staunch and unyielding heroine,

Her name and spirit are widely celebrated on the rooftop.

Her name and spirit will be passed down to future generations.

Anti-Japanese stories are different, and

Children's League members are among them.

Xiao Yu is coming from Zhang Ga, a soldier.

-hero.

Sixty years after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War,

Remember that heroes are in your heart.

Rich countries strengthen the people, and

_ _ move forward bravely.

Study hard and study hard, and

aspire to make great achievements in the country.

Strive for modernization and

_ _ grow up quickly.

11th floor

Let me start by saying that the riders' association will have many happy events in three years, and the riders are warm in heart. Let's take it off!

let's talk a little, big and small, don't shout when you come, donate!

Our anniversary is really lively, and the whole country knows it. If you want to ask why this happened, it's a good job.

xiali 2 is the best, and everyone in the echo camp praises it. What do Hong Kong and Macao compatriots say? Wow!

It's not easy to raise funds. It's up to you to make suggestions. All donations will be received at the end of the year. Go on.

The red flag flutters on Jinggangshan, and people on Maoer Mountain laugh. Next year's activities will be more exciting, keep coming!

Mr. President, it's really hard. I can't count the efforts and expenses. Who is the president? Atu

There are many activities in Echo Camp, so I'll take care of it if I'm happy, and I'll take care of it if I'm grateful to Haibin.

In Echo Camp, the handsome guy is laughing, and he is busy picking up girls after work. Brother Jian Tian has achieved results. Xiao Xiong, stop it!

a kitten is lazy and a robot cat, and a man is thin and a woman is handsome. There is only one exception: fat cat!

There are many people on Da Nan Shan, and they are not idle every Thursday. The whole battle Nanshan 1 DX: Xingge!

member Futian of Luohu is handsome and drives chubby to buy food.