Those jokes made by slip of the tongue

Those jokes made by slip of the tongue

1, the head teacher in junior high school is fierce, and B and D are confused.

Once I finished the problem and checked the answer.

The head teacher said: What is the answer to the following question? B(D)？

A classmate whispered, Is it B or D?

The class teacher is angry: B(D) of ABCD! ! !

The whole class is sweating.

2. Roommate's classic slip of the tongue: I wash my hair and cook noodles. Do you think my head and noodles will be cooked together when you come back?

anxious

When the school organized blood donation, we lay side by side on a row of reclining chairs for blood donation. One of the boys began to donate blood smoothly, but when the blood flowed to the middle, it began to flow back into the blood vessels from the blood bag. The doctor began to adjust the angle of the couch for him, and at the same time let his hand force the blood to come out.

The doctor adjusted it for him and said, push, push, push, and it will come out soon ~ ~? Haha, a group of us laughed on the spot, and the boys looked innocent and depressed ~ ~ ~

? Today's porridge is really good

Exactly two cents and seven coppers?

My mother thinks this porridge is quite expensive.

We discussed how to spend money in the future. Colleagues said loudly, I want to buy one? Carved coat?

5. A colleague went to the lecture on disaster-resistant model and came back to describe how touching the atmosphere was: several people cried and peed with their noses.

Quack, sin. Sin?

6. I wanted to buy a tomato-flavored farmer's orchard, and the result said, Boss, give me a bottle of tomato orchard.

7. When I was a child, I remember coming home from an English class. My mother wanted me to brush it quickly, so she said, daughter! This research must take advantage of the fire to be effective!

I've thought about it for a long time. What she means is strike while the iron is hot.

8. Wife: You haven't eaten pork, but you always see pigs run away.

Me: I didn't run.

9. I once went to the east gate of the school to eat.

Walking into a noodle restaurant, there are many kinds of soups. I looked at it, and it was interesting. I pointed to the menu and said to my boss, boss, I want this crow soup!

The people who went with him and the boss laughed hysterically.

~ ~ ~ It turned out to be black chicken soup ~ ~ ~

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