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Inspiring jokes at the meeting

Humor is also an inspiration. It is also a good recommendation to tell a joke properly in the meeting. The following is an inspirational joke I compiled for you for your reference!

1. During a trip, the plane crashed and a woman and ten men landed on a desert island. Ten days later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what she had done in these ten days was too dirty. Ten days later, the ten men buried the woman's body. They feel that what they have done in the past ten days is too dirty. Ten days later, they buried the woman again.

2. Three rabbits shit. The first one is long, the second one is round and the third one is pyramid-shaped. The first two rabbits asked the third rabbit in surprise? God, how strong! How did you do that? Answer? Pinch it with your hands?

3. A child stood by the blacksmith's shop and watched the blacksmith strike the iron! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him!

4. The child winked and said, If you give me a dollar, I will lick it! ? Hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!

The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left?

6. A college student was caught by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole and asked him: Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

7. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!

8. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

9. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and walked in the street without clothes on. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

10. The miser was on a business trip, and he was afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

Classic 1. The teacher wanted to make sure that all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him. You go and clean up the girls in the class. ? The sports commission is a little goat, so he quickly asked: who are you kissing? The teacher said: I know I need you to go!

The stewardess ordered the passengers in a harmonious and pleasant voice. Put out your cigarette and fasten your seat belt. ? All the passengers did as the stewardess told them. After a minute, the stewardess ordered the food with a more beautiful voice than before: Fasten your seat belt a little tighter. Unfortunately, we forgot to bring food on the plane. ?

3. Three obedience and four virtues in the workplace. Obey the boss, obey the money, obey the rules; Work hard, eat dead cats, suffer indignities and talk.

4. Quotations of office workers: Time is money. But time is worthless until a person finds a job. When you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements, and when you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

In the workplace, people should go to KFC (willing to work hard to get opportunities) and McDonald's (working hard to win customers).

6. Africa doesn't know what food is, Europe doesn't know what shortage is, Asia doesn't know what it thinks, Latin America doesn't know what invitation is, and the United States doesn't know what other countries are.

The bank manager hired an ugly man with squint eyes and aquiline nose as a cashier, which surprised everyone. The manager explained: If he absconded with money, it would be easy for us to state his outstanding features on the wanted notice.

8. The general manager of a certain group lectured: You only lie and brag all day. There is no truth in this. What can you do except let you be laid off? Trained employees:? Then let me go to the advertising department!

Daming is responsible for the recruitment of the company. Recently, the company will recruit a group of employees. Daming requires candidates to fill out personal data forms. The next day, Daming looked at the application form and found that the political outlook of one of them was impressively written? Melon face? Laughed tears on the spot.

10. Everyone says that being a man is very tired, and I feel the same way. Wear wig, mask, glasses, smile, underwear, coat, underwear, trousers, belt, socks, shoes and shoelaces every day until I go to heaven.

1 1. The sky is gray and wild. I am busy with work every day, and I am flustered and depressed at night. Apart from the company, I am just a bed and my heart is cold. Always thinking about the year-end award, the wind is surging, and the moon is in the sky. My buddy must be better than me.

12. My friends are telling me that Lao Zhang has become a multi-millionaire by speculating in stocks. Another friend asked, I admire you. How did you do that? A:? Actually, nothing ..... I used to be a billionaire. ?

13. After three days of marriage, the frog asked the hedgehog for a divorce. Judge Black Cat asked why ... The frog said angrily, I used to be a beautiful frog. You see, the hedgehog that has been stabbed for thousands of times has become a toad!

14. When did you have a girlfriend? Chat qq online. I don't know the mm in the group. Do you have a boyfriend? I want to delete the group and leave, but I am afraid I will miss the opportunity. It's too difficult. Baidu can't help, and Google can't say it. It's late at night and I can't sleep alone. When can I realize my dream? No matter how tall, thin, black and white, beautiful and ugly, it is not too much to be a woman. I hope soon, men and women are touching.

15. When is influenza A and how much does the patient know? It's cool and windy recently, so don't spend the winter alone. Wear a mask and gloves and wash your hands frequently. How much worry can you have? Most afraid of being detained as a suspect!

1. Pianist: The hit rate is only 50%. I'm afraid no one will listen to you when you play the piano like this. Basketball coach: If there are several big men dragging you while playing the piano, it will be nice to be able to pop up 50%.

2. A scholar, a general, a rich man and a beggar wrote poems respectively. Scholar: It's snowing heavily. General: This is my royal blessing. Rich people, why not have it for three days, beggar: put your shit.

The wife called her husband to fix the light, and the husband said, I'm not an electrician, so I quit. When my husband came back, the light had been fixed. I asked who repaired it. My wife said that a handsome guy passed by just now and asked me to make bread for him or make out with him! He fixed it for me. Husband: What bread did you make? Wife: I am not a baker.

Husband: There was nothing in our family years ago, but the woman lying next to me was young and beautiful! I have everything I want now, but that beautiful young woman is gone, alas! Wife: What are you worried about? Am I not the same?

The wife knitted a scarf for her husband, and the husband tried it in the mirror and said, can our dog look in the mirror? The wife answered no, and the husband took off the scarf and said, give it to the puppy, and you won't be found ugly!

6. My wife went shopping and bumped into her ex-boyfriend. The husband asked who it was, and the wife was shy. A: Advanced workers. Later, I met my husband's secret love, and his wife asked who it was. Husband is thoughtful: volunteer, ready to help others.

7. Lobster went to the supermarket to shop, and was stopped by the security guard when he went out. He was suspected of stealing something. Lobster is on fire, take off your clothes: you search, you search, but you can't find it! The security guard flashed at the moment: you said you didn't steal it. What's wrong with you little shrimps?

8. The zoo is closed for maintenance. A smoking monkey in the monkey park has a banana in his mouth all day. The other monkeys are curious. This is not good. No tourists have come recently, and cigarette butts have not been picked up, so we have to smoke with bananas! ?

9. the second question teacher:? I have two questions. If you can answer the first question, you don't need to answer the second question. How many hairs do you have? The teacher asked. ? 1.200 million. ? The students answered. ? How do you know what the teacher asked? ? There is no need to answer the second question. ? The student said.

10. He Shen openly recruited cadres, and frogs and hippos were elected. The goldfish asked inexplicably, River God, why frogs and hippos? River God: Frogs can blow. Fish: What about hippos? River God: Hippos are thick-skinned.

1 1. The spider saw that the caterpillar in the tree was too small and had no appetite, and planned to look again in a few days. A few days later, a flower flew out. Spider: Do you want to lure the tiger away from the mountain with a honey trap? No way!

12. The little spider invited the little ant to his home. The little ant was embarrassed: My mother said that minors can't surf the Internet, so let's go to my house to play. The little spider whispered: You have too many family members, and my mother said that many people are prone to stampede accidents!

13. One day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit ran after him. The frog jumped into the pond in despair. Soon, a toad climbed out, and the rabbit laughed: Haha, allergic!

14. On a dark night in a month, a vampire bat flew back with blood all over his face. The companion in the cave asked him where he had gone and how there was so much blood. The bat was tired of being asked. He said, Do you want to know? Then come with me! ? Fly, fly, the bat flies in front of a tree. Then the bat asked:? Do you see this tree? All the companions present replied that they saw it. ? But I just didn't see this tree just now! ?

15. Earthworms and their sons went out for a walk and went to the river and were hungry. Father earthworm put half his body into the river, and when he saw his son still nearby, he scolded: I don't want to eat fish, so don't hurry back and let your mother boil water to prepare stewed fish! ?

16. After reading 36 strategies, Big Wolf went to catch sheep. He saw that there were no sheep in the sheep village, so he patted his head and said, Empty city plan! Turning around, I saw a dead sheep in the animal trap, and I was startled: danger! Suddenly see you again, exultation: ouch! And the honey trap!

17. A young man has been working outside for many years. He hasn't seen his fiancee for years, and letters have become less and less recently. One day, he suddenly received a telegram from his fiancee:? I can't wait any longer, so I must marry your father Please forgive me. ?

18. The son asked his father: I like Miss B very much. Please allow us to get married! ? The father said sadly. I'll tell you the truth, son! She is the fruit of your father's love with her mother when he was young. She is your sister, so you can't marry her. ? My son was very upset when he learned the secret. The mother couldn't bear to see his sad face, so she also revealed a truth to her son. No problem, you are not your father's own! ?

19. In Chinese class, the teacher said: Now make a sentence and change it into an imperative sentence. Xiaohua said: Cattle pull carts. The teacher said, please change it into an imperative sentence. Xiao Pang raised his hand and said, huh? Drive.

20. The railway station is crowded with passengers going home. Train after train is either delayed or cancelled. Finally, an angry passenger said to the station staff, I don't understand why the railway company printed the timetable! ? The station staff said:? I don't know, but if you don't print the timetable, you won't know how long the train is late, will you?

2 1. Dad:? Make me a sentence, and there must be one. Is it sweet? Words. ? Son:? Dad is drinking tea. ? Dad:? Is it sweet? Where is it? Son:? In the tea! ?

22. Zhang San called the property management company and said that his roof was a little leaking and asked to send a repairman to repair it. The repairman came soon, and according to Zhang San's guidance, it was not easy to find loopholes. The repairman asked curiously, how thoughtful of you. When did you find this loophole? Zhang San said with a frown, I also found it occasionally. I sat in the living room and drank soup last night, but I drank it for two hours without finishing the bowl of soup. ?

23. the poet:? This world is so unfair. ? Friend:? Why do you say that? Poet:? For example, if a banker writes a poem with a problem, people will think it doesn't matter, but if the poet writes a check with a problem, that's terrible! ?

24. A friend went to Guangzhou, and his relatives gave him a Yangcheng Tong. On the bus, the man showed the driver Yangchengtong and went to find a seat. The driver stopped him: Please read the card! ? He picked up Yangcheng and read aloud: Yangchengtong? The driver pointed to the card reader:? Look over there! ? The man went straight to the place pointed by the driver and read aloud: Yangcheng Tong? The car lost control on the spot?

25. Once, Huawei held an on-site job fair for corporate executives and entered the final stage. I sent everyone an exam question with the company LOGO printed on it. Please say what the company logo symbolizes: A scallop, B thought. After winding the string, the examiner announced on the spot that all scallops were eliminated. I thought about eating scallops before I became an official. Can I get them later?