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A domineering treaty written to a passionate boyfriend, just like watching what Chu Yuxun wrote to Yunhai in the meteor shower again.
l Understand me
l Be able to coax me
l Will take care of me
l Will not make me sad
l Don’t quarrel with me, let me be yours
l Can let go of your pride for me
l Dote on me, love me
l When I am happy, you will accompany me to be happy
l If I am not happy, you will also make me happy;
Whether I am in a bad mood or under any other circumstances. Any of the above can be violated. Otherwise I will marry an old man.
1. As a boyfriend, you must pay attention to your own image and remember not to elevate or belittle yourself at will;
2. I say 1 1 = 3. If you think it should be equal to 2 That must be because I have little talent and little knowledge. I go back and study hard with my advanced mathematics textbook until I gnaw 1 1 into 3.
3. You won’t lie to me, don’t hide it, and be beautiful. There is no deceit in the name!
4. If the other person has something on your mind, you must tell it and don’t hide it. Love means sharing things together
5. Don’t lose your temper. If I make you angry, you must listen to me. Explain; don’t be mean to me, I will be scared
6. Go shopping with me, take the initiative to be a bag carrier, hold an umbrella for me when it rains, hold my hand when crossing the road, and help me when I am on my period. Rub your belly
7. If two people quarrel, no matter what, no one is allowed to mention the word breakup first
8. No matter how late at night, say good night to me
9. Do not fail to answer the phone or reply to messages after a quarrel; explain calmly and do not take things seriously.
10. Remember what you say to me, and do it. The big husband will stick to your word
11. Don’t say I’m wasting the food I can’t finish, and you must help me. I finished eating,
12. Comfort me when I cry, instead of condemning me, because I will only be weak in front of you
13. Definitely not Smoking, don’t gamble, don’t be greedy for drinks
14. As a boyfriend, you’d better like hiking. If you don’t like it, don’t interfere with my favorite!
15. To be modified and added
1. The husband should not be too strict with his wife
2. He should not interfere with the relationship between the wife and her friends
3. Your husband is not allowed to change what your wife decides
4. Always think about your wife and how good she is to you
5. Your husband cannot hide anything from his wife
6. Husband calls his wife at least twice a day
7. Can’t force his wife to do something she doesn’t want to do
8. Support what his wife does or decides, and don’t oppose it
9. The husband is not allowed to question his wife’s words and must believe her
10. The husband must answer truthfully when his wife asks him anything and is not allowed to lie
11. Firmly obey his wife’s words Instruct and support your wife
12. Don’t let others bully your wife
13. Remember to comfort your wife in a special way when she cries (don’t use the same method repeatedly)
14. Don’t speak ill of your wife behind her back
15. Eat every meal on time and don’t go hungry
16. Fight less and cause less trouble
17. Drink less and quit smoking
18. Don’t harm or abuse yourself, take good care of your body
19. Don’t force the other person to death if you break up
20. Don’t get involved in flowers Make trouble, flirt with others
21. Skip less class and listen more
22. Don’t stay up all night without your wife’s permission
23. Do not turn off your mobile phone and be on call at any time
24. Listen to your parents and don’t quarrel with them
25. Help your parents with housework and wash your own clothes
26. Without your wife’s permission, You are not allowed to identify your sister as your sister in private
27. If you run away from home, you must report to your wife and contact her in time
28. It is strictly forbidden to flirt, call, text, QQ, etc. with your old lover
29. The mobile phone must not be turned off. If it is turned off, you must tell your wife
30. If your wife is late for a date, your husband must not be angry or talk about her, but smile happily
31 .The husband must tell his wife if he meets a girl friend
32. The husband must give his wife a gift on the 29th of every month
33. The starting date and time must be remembered
34. When fighting, you must talk to your wife
35. When you encounter trouble, you must discuss it with your wife
36. Have ideals for the future and fulfill your promises
37 .It doesn’t matter what gift the wife gives her, her husband must say he likes it
38. No matter how the wife cooks, he is not allowed to express his opinion
39. My husband must accompany my wife when she plays on the slide and is not allowed to hide away. Or say something that is disappointing
40. The husband should not be distracted when his wife is on the phone, and the surroundings should not be too noisy
41. Do not look at other girls for more than one minute
42. Do not make unreasonable demands on your wife
43. Husband is not allowed to lose his temper with his wife for more than 24 hours
44. Write a diary every week (it can also be a letter to your wife) and submit it on weekends To my wife.
You have to write, remember to indicate the date, don’t do it perfunctorily
45. Don’t complain about your wife
46. Don’t say depressing words to your wife, you must stay happy every day
47. Things given by your wife must be kept well, and they are not allowed to be lost or broken
48. Be brave enough to admit your mistakes to your wife when you do something wrong
49. Not allowed Being alone with other girls
50. Remember five important things:
The food your wife likes
The colors your wife likes
Plush toys that my wife likes
Accessories that my wife likes
Everything that my wife likes to be continued·~~~~
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