A story joke to coax his wife to be happy.

1. After watching the movie, my daughter-in-law took my hand and left. I said, "We are married, there is no need to be so enthusiastic." . She said, "Didn't you hear the radio? Please take the garbage with you. "

2. Daughter-in-law stroking my beer belly: How many months? I am very sad: three years and eight months! Daughter-in-law laughs: So you are pregnant with a little Nezha!

3. The daughter-in-law asked her sister-in-law: I heard that you are looking for someone? Sister-in-law: Hmm! Just now. Daughter-in-law: What does it look like? Sister-in-law thought about it: just like her brother-in-law. My wife gave me a look: that's ugly enough.

4. A little thing makes daughter-in-law angry. Daughter-in-law: You are a tyrant! Me: Why did you marry me in the first place? Daughter-in-law: If you say I don't marry you, you will die. Me: wouldn't it be better if I died? Daughter-in-law: But I didn't become the legal heir of your inheritance at that time!

5. Wait for the elevator downstairs. Daughter-in-law: Honey, you must forgive me one thing! Me: What is it? Go! Daughter-in-law: You must forgive me! Me: Go ahead! The elevator came and my wife and I got in. Me: What is it? Tell me quickly! Out of the elevator, daughter-in-law: honey, you really have to forgive me! Me: OK! As long as you say it quickly, I will forgive you everything! Daughter-in-law: Go downstairs and buy me some fruit!

6. The daughter-in-law spoiled me: Husband, do you love me or not? I quickly replied: Of course! Hearing this, the daughter-in-law smiled into a flower. Suddenly, the daughter-in-law asked again: Tell me honestly, were you afraid of hurting me when you said you loved me just now? I replied trembling: no … no, it's … I'm afraid you'll hurt me.

7. My wife took me to the supermarket and bought a hula hoop. Me: Why did you buy this? Wife: Lose weight! Me: No, you are not fat. Daughter-in-law: I want you to reduce it Your classmates will come to see you in a couple of days, and they may not think that I am a professional pig farmer!

8. If the husband and wife have money, it is enough for the daughter-in-law to drive a car of 2 million and keep it open for 200,000; Daughter-in-law can wear a watch of 654.38+00,000 yuan, and husband is 654.38+00,000 yuan; Daughter-in-law can wear 200 thousand bracelets, and the husband of the old temple can wear gold; The daughter-in-law can stay at 6.5438+0 million yuan without carrying a bag. To sum up, the daughter-in-law should match the rich support, so that other men can't see straight, and the husband should match the poor support sports version, and don't recruit wild butterflies to cheat money and color.