Humorous joke, 100 words or so, who will?

A, B and C go out together. A has a cold. Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle. In the middle of the night, Party A made a big fuss, and Party B and Party C were covered with the crystallization of Party A, so they couldn't help complaining repeatedly: "Let us know next time!" Half an hour later, a strange phone call: "There is a situation, pay attention!" ! "When B and C heard this, they quickly got into the quilt to ensure that they were isolated from the outside world. Who knew that A put a loud and smelly fart in the quilt? B and c: ". . . . "

One day in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "

We have a female math teacher from Sichuan, and her Mandarin is OK, but "pro" and "question" are always confused. Once she finished a question for us and asked everyone, "Do you understand? If you don't understand, you can get up and kiss me. " The students were all surprised when they heard it. Everybody look at me, I look at you. Nobody got up. She added, "Why, I'm embarrassed to get up and kiss, aren't I?" The students were even more disgusted, and some almost laughed. Seeing that no one asked, the teacher said, "I am too old to kiss." Well, I won't come to my office after class and' kiss' me when no one is around. " Ha ha! The students finally couldn't help laughing.