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Three people went to buy a toilet, a Japanese, a German and a China.

The Japanese said, "I want the smallest toilet."

The German said, "I want the biggest toilet."

China people said, "I am very patriotic. I want a toilet that can sing the national anthem. "

The next day, they came to the toilet shop again.

The Japanese said, "My toilet is too small for me to sit on."

The German said, "My toilet is so big that it falls off when I touch it."

China people said, "I ... my toilet is so good at singing. Every time I just sit on it, it gets up. People who don't want to be slaves ... "I sit on it again, and it gets up again, so I can't go to the toilet all day ..."