Joke! !

Tell me your funny campus anecdotes, it’s really funny.

1. Geography has taught me that Fushun, Liaoning Province, produces the most coal in China, and Anshan, Liaoning Province, produces the most iron. Therefore, Fushun is called China’s “Coal City” and Anshan is called the “Iron City.” ". In a certain exam, the test paper said: All coal in China is (black), and all iron in China is (hard). After the exam, he said: Why did the teacher give such a simple question?

2. A political and current affairs topic: my country’s research ship _____ went to the Arctic for inspection. My answer: Titanic.

3. In elementary school, a classmate was reciting a poem, and it was so difficult to memorize the first three sentences. The last sentence: "A line of egrets ascending to the west." The whole class was stunned!

4. In the Chinese language proficiency test of the first year of high school, fill in the following sentence: "Why should *** cut the candle from the west window?" I answered: "The couple sit together until dawn." Correct answer: "But it's raining at night in Bashan."

5. The previous sentence was: "Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain." The classmate couldn't hold it in for a long time, so he wrote blindly: "Black turtle crawls by the river in East Village"!

6. In a Chinese language test in high school, I also filled in the following sentence: "A fly can shake a big tree, _____". One of my classmates filled in: Not moving at all. Very factual.

7. For the high school Chinese language test, write the next sentence of an ancient poem. The previous sentence is: "When the mountain flowers are in full bloom," one person in our class actually filled in: I then worked hard to pick the flowers.

8. English test: HOW ARE YOU? Translated like this? Answer - How is it you? HOW OLD ARE YOU? How to translate? Answer - Why is it always you?

9. Question: If a Chinese student witnesses a traffic accident in California, and the police comes and asks you if you know what happened, what should you say to him? One person answered: one car come one car go, two car peng peng, one car die.

10. Mr. B wanted to describe a person’s appearance in his composition. When he couldn’t understand a word, he quietly asked his deskmate: “How do you write the word ‘vice’ for a pair of glasses?”

The deskmate told him: "It's just the 'vice' of a pair of checkers."

After the teacher reviewed Mr. B's composition, he saw the above writing: "He has a pair of checkers on his tall nose. Checkers."