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The characteristics of the north
The north is a place with four distinct seasons. In the spring in the north, the rain is falling, and the so-called "spring rain is as expensive as oil" just reflects the scarcity of spring rain. In the summer in the north, it is bustling, flowery and lush. Autumn in the north, in the golden world, the sky is high and the clouds are light. Occasionally, geese fly by, and they will fly quietly. It seems that I am afraid of disturbing the dreams of northern students. The most special is the winter in the north, because the snow in the north is the most beautiful. Those snowflakes bloom between heaven and earth in winter and fall on the desolate land in the north, covering a large area of desolation in the north. Looking up at the falling snowflakes under the dim street lamp, you will feel that this is a natural and colorful painting. There is a long-standing saying in the north that "snow will bring good harvest". I think: the farmer uncle can understand the meaning best. Almost all northerners have unique heatable adobe sleeping platform at home. The most traditional heatable adobe sleeping platform is generally square, which looks beautiful and generous, as beautiful and square as China's square characters. When I leave home, I will be most attached to the small heatable adobe sleeping platform at home, because the heatable adobe sleeping platform at home is as warm as holding a heater in my arms in winter. In winter, the role of heatable adobe sleeping platform will be even greater. If you make a fire on the stove, your home will become warmer and the heatable adobe sleeping platform will become warmer. Sitting on a warm heatable adobe sleeping platform, watching TV and eating melon seeds will make you feel that this is a very happy thing in the world, especially during the Spring Festival, when there are more family members, it will be more lively. Imagine a family sitting on a heatable adobe sleeping platform and eating around a square wooden table. The heatable adobe sleeping platform in the north can be described in two words-comfortable. The language in the north is very simple, and people in the north are just like the language in the north. One word can fully reflect the simplicity of the people in the north, and that is "Han". Its language will reflect the stupidity of the people in the north. Northerners like to ask when they meet: "Have you eaten?" Northerners don't say so. What they usually say is "eat?" Very simple and simple, of course, sometimes joking, because this sentence has become a greeting for northerners to meet. Someone just came out of the toilet when an acquaintance happened to walk in front of him. An acquaintance opens his mouth and asks, "Eat?" This will make that person blush to his ears. His acquaintances know that they have said something wrong, first they are ashamed, and then they will laugh with his friends. Tancheng will show it appropriately. There are many trees in the north, including poplars, willows, pines, elms, pears, oranges, cypresses and poplars-poplars are the best embodiment of the people in the north, because no matter how bad the conditions are, poplars can grow well, and we admire their strength and hardship. The people in the north are just like poplars.
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