A joke to persuade people not to be stingy.

A word can destroy a person's confidence, even the hope of survival; But a word can also encourage a person to get out of disappointment, or let people know themselves from a new angle and change their lives from now on.

So at any time, don't be stingy to say a word of encouragement and give a trusting look. A person's strength may be limited to himself, but he may help to stimulate another person's infinite potential! The following is a collection of jokes, hoping to convey more happiness and more jokes to everyone!

1, near the college entrance examination, my father said to me: Son, if you can get into Peking University Tsinghua, I will take you to Europe and buy you an apple. If you can get into 985,211,I'll take you to Xinmatai and buy you a Huawei ZTE with my mobile phone. If you take an exam, we will travel in China and buy a millet with our mobile phone. If you take two exams, we will travel in the province. For mobile phones, we will buy a Redmi.

After the results of the college entrance examination came down, my father asked me how I did in the exam. I replied: Dad, you'd better take me to the suburbs. Just buy a cottage pension machine with your mobile phone!

Sending it to strangers is the truest mood.

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Sending it to strangers is the truest mood.

2. She pouted slightly and said, Come on, why are you so kind to me?

Ordinary man: Because I love you.

Wenyi Man: Because you are the most delicate flower in my heart and need my love and protection. Because, ...

2B man said: Because, I respect that you are a man!

Recently, a boy is madly pursuing a female colleague. The female colleague couldn't bear it, so she asked me how to refuse.

I've been thinking for a long time! Just wanted to answer!

The female colleague added: Forget it, you haven't been chased, how can you know how to solve it!

A really good man won't stop playing games, but when he is playing games, as long as you send a text message, a phone call and a QQ, he will quit the game directly for you.

This kind of man is simply a teammate like a pig! Never cooperate with him!

5. My colleague bought several thousand pieces of Apple mobile phone and I bought several thousand pieces of Xiaomi machine.

It's all because he accidentally fell a few times, and as a result, his mobile phone didn't work, and I had nothing to do with it.

Through this ordinary life experience, I understand a profound philosophy of life: it is good to be short!

6. I went to a restaurant with my friends today and found a fly in the soup I ordered.

I called the waiter angrily: Why is there a fly in your soup?

Who knows waiter: Why are you so stingy? How much soup can a fly drink from you?

Lao tze instantly messed up!