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A 60-word composition telling jokes
That day, I was doing my homework when the doorbell rang. I was a little excited and thought: my good friend must have come to play with me. My mother will definitely let me play with some children. I answered the door with joy at once. The moment the door opened, I danced with joy. That's really my good friend-my brother Shirley.
He came to my house and saw that my toys were nothing interesting, so he suggested, "How about I tell you a joke?" Before we agreed, he spoke cheerfully: "There is an old woman sunbathing in the yard. A mosquito flew to his forehead. The old woman didn't shoot or hit it. No sooner had she looked up than the mosquito died. Guess how it died? I can't figure it out,
Why did you die for no reason? I asked my parents, but they couldn't think of anything. "We can't think of it, you are quick to reveal the answer!" I'm a little impatient, anxiously said to Shirley. Shirley said slowly, "Haha, that's silly. Mosquitoes fly to grandma's wrinkles. When grandma blinked, mosquitoes were crushed to death by wrinkles. " Our whole family was amused by him. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I said to Shirley, clutching my stomach, "Your boy is really good, making our family laugh!" "
It has been several years, but every time I think of this joke told by my brother, I still laugh my head off. My brother's jokes are so funny.
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