Humorous jokes on labor day.

Lead: May Day has come again, and the freshly baked humorous jokes have also been reported? The following is a humorous joke from May 20 17 1 day. Welcome to read and have fun.

1

As Labor Day approaches, the company sends gifts to senior employees as usual.

Xiaowen:? Hey! What is your prize?

Xiao Chen:? An electronic pot. ?

Xiaowen:? Wow! That's asking you to go back and eat yourself! ?

Xiao Chen:? Then what do you take?

Xiaowen:? Electric fan! ?

Xiao Chen:? Oh ~ ~ that is to tell you which side is cold! ?

2

A few days before May Day, I was discussing this festival with some friends. Suddenly, a buddy who looks like a Martian popped up: What's the date of May Day? . The whole scene was petrified. . . . . .

three

Worker:? Why is there no holiday on Labor Day? .

Boss:? You should work on Labor Day, so why don't you stay and work?

four

In the May Day promotion, I confidently said, Do you want one? Celebrate may day, five dishes and one soup 5 1 yuan big reward? Anyway, it's all related to May Day, which other hotels can't think of! ?

The boss waved his hand: no, no, five dishes and one soup only cost 5 1 yuan, just enough. Can I still make money?

The accountant also made a plan:? On May Day, all meals and drinks in our store are discounted by 5. 1. Before he finished speaking, the boss was so angry that he struck the table. Thanks to you being an accountant, I got a discount of 5. 1. How much did I lose? ?

The chef said, my plan is: our store launches special rice? May 1 golden porridge? 5. 1 USD each, I think it will definitely attract customers. ? The boss nodded. This idea is very new. I don't know about you. Golden porridge? What raw materials are you going to use?

? Raw materials? It's corn flour, golden porridge! ?

five

May Day is coming. The boss said to the newly recruited shop assistant Xiao Wang. Many counters are promoting sales today. Let's change the price. Give that suit 1000 yuan a 60% discount. Will it be changed?

Xiao Wang said: Yes, it is to change 1000 to 400. ?

The boss waved his hand and said, no, learning is to change the original price 1000 yuan to 2500 yuan, understand?

six

Customer Service: Hello, sir! KFC delivers goods to your door!

Hall: I want a family meal!

Customer service: Can you tell me the address?

Second goods: Badaling Expressway and Dingsi Road intersection! Traffic jam on May Day! License plate XXXXXX

Customer service:. . . .

seven

? May Day is coming, are you still alone?

? Shit! Will I become a dog? ?

eight

I went out on May Day and checked in at the scenic hotel. The waiter said the rooms were full. I was so tired that I couldn't find another hotel, so I ran upstairs to the corridor and shouted: The police made a tour and then went downstairs to wait at the reception desk.

After a while, I saw several couples downstairs checking out, so I went to the front desk and asked, Are there any vacancies now?

nine

On May Day, many people got married and saw a grand wedding ceremony in the hotel. I said to my husband: You see how interesting marriage is. Our wedding is so out of date. Why don't we do it again?

Husband asked:? What kind of knot do you want?

I said:? Let's have a different knot! ?

Husband said:? Tell you what, when we get married again, I'll wear a wedding dress and you carry me to the fourth floor. ?

10

My wife's letter to her husband on May Day.

Dear husband:

On the occasion of Labor Day, on behalf of your father, your mother, my father, my mother, my son, and our pets, such as dogs, cats, myna, squirrels, chameleons, I would like to extend my sincere greetings and sincere encouragement to you for your hard work over the past year and award our family the highest honor? Diligence? Awards.

The achievements are worthy of recognition, but there are also many shortcomings. After our unanimous discussion and analysis, the problems are summarized as follows. I hope you can correct it as soon as possible?

My father-in-law loves tea. Every time I make tea, the water temperature is not enough, which leads to bad taste. Everyone has hinted at you many times, but you don't add water and moderate tea. This is undoubtedly a great waste.

My mother-in-law likes to eat pig's feet. Why can't you do it well every time? The old man brought you up so easily because he was thrifty all his life. There is also the fact that he has been stewing peanuts with pig's trotters all the year round. Be careful when you are a chef, and the details determine success or failure.

Shouldn't you thank your father-in-law for giving you such an excellent daughter? His old man just drank a little wine. Why do you have a reluctant smile when drinking with him? Although I have been drinking for a long time, I am a little nagging, but there is an old man at home. If there is a treasure, your attitude towards him is very incorrect. I am sad.

Your mother-in-law likes to call the old lady in the community to play mahjong at home from time to time, which proves that her interpersonal relationship is very good, but I have seen you impatient with tea and water many times, and the cup has not been carefully cleaned. Don't let me see it again, okay?

Your son is still young. It is wrong for him to ask you to play games with him while you are doing housework, but is it interesting for you to get angry with your children? Don't quibble about what you are doing when you are cooking, you can also accompany him. Innovation is very important. It depends on whether you have any intention! I can eat melon seeds while watching TV, so it's the same.

There are more pets at home, which shows that our family is caring. Last time the dog defecated indiscriminately, you kicked it, but the cat didn't eat it. You turned and left. Honey, you can clean myna's cage casually. We all saw it. Remember, patience is the key to test how much a person has achieved. Please be careful.

Finally, let me talk about myself. I should use laundry detergent to wash my underwear. Washing powder will hurt the skin. At twelve o'clock in the evening, you bought me a barbecue because you love me, not because I tortured you! Also, don't discount our romance just because we have too much work and housework. Women need romance.