Tell a funny story about not receiving gifts on Valentine's Day?

The funny thing about not receiving gifts on Valentine's Day is as follows:

1, I went to work on Qixi, and I didn't have a gift or an appointment. I think I must be not beautiful enough.

2. On this special day, who hasn't received the gift in memory?

Don't ask me what my husband gave me on Tanabata. He has always been very distressed by me, afraid that I will lack oxygen and send me air.

4, Tanabata no one to accompany, no gifts, be kind to yourself when you are alone.

There is nothing on Tanabata, only an innate loneliness.

6. Today's Tanabata, my shadow accompanied me, with no gifts and nothing.

7. Love is not a vigorous oath, but a dull companionship.

8, Tanabata is not suitable for us, no one to accompany, no gifts, like a double screen, there is a Qian Qian knot in it.

9. Is it for the Qixi Festival tomorrow? Although I can't receive gifts! Although it's still single dog ~ but tomorrow will be very happy!

10, there is no one to accompany you on Tanabata, no gifts, you are my favorite person, and there are even sweet ice cream and chocolate.

1 1. Everyone says I'm single. This is very interesting. Everyone is the same. Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

12, today is tanabata, I didn't expect to receive a gift. The weather is very hot, and my heart is cold and cold. The street is very busy, and my back is cold. Alas, isn't this the corner forgotten by love?

13, there is no gift on Qixi, and it is still effective to cook a big meal.

14, Tanabata is coming! What if no one gives a gift? Then prepare a present for myself, so that I will be less sour.

15, don't ask me how to spend Tanabata, skip it, Tanabata just reminds me that there is no gift for me.

16, there is no one to accompany on Tanabata, and there is no gift. More importantly, get rid of the original novel companionship and understanding.

17. Let me count by hand. On Tanabata this year, I was alone, with no gifts and nothing.

18, I really can't understand my husband. My husband didn't give me a gift on Tanabata, which made me feel very helpless. She will always be like a piece of wood!

19, there is no one to accompany you on Tanabata, and there is no gift. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

20, Tanabata is not suitable for us, no one to accompany, no gifts, obviously like you, but also pretend to joke with you and others.