Mahjong jingle joke

Mahjong has many jingles, and the master has his own uniqueness. "I am a great hero playing mahjong." This is a lyric of Zhang Di, the king who used his quick wits. His other song is even cuter: smoking and watching TV, I am the king of my family. I was nicknamed "the tiger at home". She is a tiger hero, Wu Erlang ... "This is the song that my second brother Matan loves to sing when he returns from victory.

As a child, I grew up listening to the sound of poker tables. "Rongzhou in January, every family is numb." Second brother is bold. Instead of playing big cards, he said to himself, "Small gambling is good for feelings, but big gambling is bad for health."

The old man is even more powerful, and an old saying (jingle) comes from opening his mouth: three home games are like a magistrate; Not afraid of losing, afraid of losing in gambling; Casino has no father and son. ...

Finally, I wrote a couplet: "Today, there are few people in Sifang City, but there are many people on the road." For the epitaph!

Although Zhang Dai said that everyone has his own addiction, playing mahjong should be based on entertainment. Gamblers should know that what they win on the field is chips, and what they lose off the field is life. ...