Who left me some classic jokes?

Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... the imaginary life of female college students in chemistry department.

Don't think I will be moved by the platinum ring. There are many platinum electrodes in the laboratory.

Don't think that just because I have a diamond ring, I will definitely agree to your proposal. In the eyes of chemistry girls, diamonds and graphite are both made of carbon and are allotropes, but their structures are different.

Don't confuse me with gorgeous colors. In the eyes of chemistry girls, it is only the electronic transition that absorbs waves of different wavelengths, which leads to their complementary colors.

Don't think that people are high and low, in fact, everyone's chemical composition is similar;

If you are too lively, girls in chemistry department will think that your entropy changes too much;

If you are in love, chemistry girls will think that phenylalanine is at work;

If you want to replenish blood, chemistry girls will advise you to swallow a small piece of iron, because iron reacts with Hcl in the stomach to generate divalent iron ions, which can replenish blood;

Female students in chemistry department have strong hands-on ability, because they often build various experimental devices in the laboratory;

Female students in chemistry department are very sensitive because they must pay attention to the progress of various chemical reactions;

Female students in chemistry department are very courageous because they often deal with toxic and harmful drugs in the laboratory;

The girls in the chemistry department are very cute because they are looking for constant promises in the laboratory.

Chemistry department girls are persistent because they believe in constant commitment;

Don't believe me, then the boy across the street looks over!

Just hug the cat.

After the quarrel, the husband and wife reconciled.

The wife said, "I'm sorry! I scratched your face and left a scar. What should I do when I walk on the road? "

The husband replied, "it doesn't matter, I just have a cat in my hand."

Impressionist painter

An impressionist painter's house was stolen and the police came to his house. The painter drew a portrait of a thief for the police, and the police looked for it according to the portrait. The next day, the police came to the painter's house and said to him, according to your portrait, we found a bike and two buckets.

I will tell you the funniest joke in the world.

Gabby: OK.

You are a handsome boy.

Beijing time is still accurate.

The owner of a township enterprise went abroad for inspection and saw many clocks hanging on the airport wall, so he wanted to check the table: Beijing 9:00, Paris 1: 00, Tokyo 10: 00, new york 20: 00 ... He couldn't help cursing: "Damn, so many clocks in Beijing are still accurate."

A bit cold joke

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Jimmy Lin said: "My fans say my idol is Ying."

Andy Lau said: "My fans say: My idol is Hua."

Jacky Cheung said, "My fans say my idol is called a friend."

Jordan chan said: "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The information management teacher said: I teach asset management this semester.

The socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Yu Dayou said: I am a man with great potential!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of logs. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of stone. Lao Wang said that the door of my house is Shimen.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

Bai Yu said: My name is White.

Jade jade said, my name is jasper.

Redjade said, My name is Redjade.

Apricot said: you chat, I walked first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The student of the Air Force Academy said: I am from the Air Force Academy.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!