Lianjiang Hakka joke

1, the Buddha's eyes are all yellow stalks. Eyes refer to the vividness of the statue. Yellow mud and straw are loess and straw, and fishing is mixing. The raw materials of the previous statues of gods and buddhas were mostly composed of these. This slang implies that no matter how similar the statue is, it is only clay sculpture, which has no effect on people. Psychological influence is another matter.

2, burning incense and ghosts: burning incense is generally an inevitable thing to do to respect God. This slang means that you are bent on doing good deeds, but you get into trouble out of kindness, and your good feelings are not rewarded, or you please others with actions, and others are ungrateful, but you have bad feelings for the parties, so the relationship is worse and the things you want to do are more difficult. For example, someone gave a red envelope to the leader, but was led by informed criticism, who burned incense and made ghosts.

3, two fights and one thing, burning incense to see the monk two fights and one thing, two fights and one thing means by the way, together, incidental. This slang belongs to gray or black humor, because the original intention is to burn incense in the temple to worship the gods and visit the monks by the way. However, because the monks are male, the temples are generally built in secluded places far away from others, and most of the people who burn incense in the temples are women, so this slang has an unspeakable meaning, so it often appears. For example, if someone takes a gift to curry favor with the leader in the hope of promotion, it will inevitably feel embarrassed when the opponent is present. When talking to his opponent in private, both sides use this slang because both sides know it very well.

4. Marry a chicken with a chicken, a dog with a dog, and a fox running all over the mountain. It means to arrive, give and get. This slang is catchy and easy to understand, which means that a woman should be faithful after marriage.

5. Men are afraid to take a bad job, while women are afraid that marrying a bad job is wrong. Work refers to industry, and husband is husband. This slang means that if a person enters the wrong industry, the result will be poor. If a woman marries the wrong husband, the result will be very poor.

6. Gold and silver jewelry cabinets, husband and wife cabinets refer to large wooden furniture that Hakkas often use to store things. This slang is intended to tell people that when money conflicts with a happy marriage, choosing a happy marriage life is a better and wiser choice.

7. Lang is willing, my sister is willing, and they are willing to cover their stalks. Arrows are woven from straw. Generally, poor people use them to make mattresses in winter, and they can also be used to protect crops in winter. This slang means that it doesn't matter as long as two people of the same kind are not quilted.

8. A virgin has been poor for a long time, and a virgin has been poor for a long time. Children are children, not descendants. This slang is intended to persuade female college students to get married, so that they can reproduce and hope to change poverty. If you are afraid of getting poorer and poorer after marriage, it will only lead to endless poverty.

9, planting grass, not like more like less grass refers to the genetic genes of seeds, like equals similarity. This slang is intended to teach people to consider genetic factors when choosing a marriage partner, because the health of future generations will be affected by the genes of the previous generation.

10, there is nothing in the building except sand and gravel. Well, before there were two pairs of bricks under the bed, most of the raw materials used by Hakkas in Gai Lou were sand, lime and stones. This slang also convinced people that no matter how good the family conditions are, it is more important than not loving men and women and being happy in marriage.

1 1. Looking at the world from another angle, everything in the countryside, whether it is production activities or life, has certain rules, such as what crops and vegetables to grow and what clothes to wear in what season. This means that educating those who are backward in thinking and can't keep up with the "situation" depends on everyone's words and deeds in society.

12, know how to plan, know how to be the master, don't know how to plan, here refers to the plan. In Hakka areas, rural women can get rich and have a better life as long as they have a plan, use their brains and work hard with their own hands. A lazy and brainless woman can only live a dull life at home. This kind of woman is called "female voice" in Hakka rural areas, but of course there are few such people.

13, three days to learn bad, three years to learn well, which means that young people in Hakka rural areas will soon become bad if they don't take an active part in productive labor. If you want to get rid of poverty and live a better life as soon as possible, you must work hard for a long time and work hard to get rich.

14, Moxue Fishing Emblem A thousand eyes love to learn candles. A heart fishing Emblem is a simple tool for fishing in Hakka areas, with countless small eyes on it. This refers to the education of rural youth from reality, heart and soul, based on the local, active work in rural areas, flexible use of the brain, in order to live a good life.

15, get up early and work three times, and don't sleep until the sun is red. It means that in the rural areas of Hakka areas, young people should be educated not to sleep late for enjoyment, go to bed early and get up early, and people should be diligent. They go out to work every morning, just get up early every day, just like going out to work to earn money.

16, fishing for three days and drying the net for four days must not mean that in Hakka areas, young people in rural areas should always stick to what they do and cannot give up halfway or stop doing it. Be patient, confident and determined to do everything well.

Xiehouyu in Hakka slang

In the mid-levels, I shook my uncle-God of War. Approval to ensure success.

Steamed yeast.-no kidding. Hakka steamed flavor fermented hairpins are different from hairpins, and "laughing" is not required, which means don't joke.

Fermented dried beans-per dozen. This means that everyone should mind their own business.

Whistle with a straw.-stingy. It means petty and stingy.

Fairy in the river pit-when you are blind. It means waiting a long time.

The monk's handkerchief-Bao Shen (Cheng). If it's a business, you are guaranteed to succeed.

Chaozhou club-you're welcome. If you don't keep the appointment, I'll be rude to you.

Put a spatula in the rice cooker-steaming (real) guy. It means something true, not false.

Rats in coffins-eating ghosts. Describe some very stingy people.

Bullshit uncle. Describe how arrogant some people sometimes look.

Yan Wu pants smile silly. This means a big joke.

Officials don't hit smiling faces-he can't. This means that it is sometimes difficult to deal with a smiling person.

I want to have a heart (daughter-in-law) and a sister (daughter)-I can't make up my mind. It means that when you do something, you are worried and it is difficult to draw a conclusion.

Take off your pants and fart-there's no need. Refers to unnecessary things that do not need to be done.

Ask the official not to pour out the scholar-not to suffer. It means impossible, but the reason is still on your side.

Put a bomb in the monk's temple-blow up (cheat) ghosts and gods. It means that some people deliberately make an artificial image.

Eating steamed bread in a shithole-it's hard to speak. Don't you dare say something you shouldn't say.

Roasted wheat seedlings-I've never seen them. It is true that the wheat field is burned and the flour is gone.

Zhang's old vegetable field (startled). Something unexpected happened and I was at a loss.

Riding a stick (on crutches) to help the wall in the garage-the old gods travel all over the world. It means to choose the key points in everything so as not to make mistakes.

Pennies dry shirts-sleeves (just) came. At your fingertips, you can move quickly.

Ciba loves to eat pants-it means to be smooth and cover everything.