Which joke do you like best?

Go to the hospital for urine test, and each person will be given a small paper cup. Everyone knows that a little is enough. But I really saw a man, hunched over, with his head down, carefully holding a full cup of urine and walking to the nurse's station. The nurse was shocked when she saw it. "Oh, my God, why did you propose a toast?"

Xiaoming is a senior and still has no girlfriend. Egged on by his roommate, he decided to go after a girl he had long admired. One day, he saw the girl walking alone on the playground and followed her. Xiao Ming is very anxious because he doesn't know how to speak. Seeing the girl getting farther and farther away, he immediately picked up something from the ground and chased it up, saying, "Miss, did you drop this brick?"

One day, when I came home from work, I saw many people around the roadside on the road. In the past, it turned out that an old lady fell, and everyone around her was pointing, and no one helped. I pushed over and said to the old lady lying on the ground, Aunt, my salary is only 1800 a month. Can I help you? The old lady waved her hand laboriously: You'd better go.

At the opening ceremony of this semester, the new headmaster is still giving a speech. /kloc-class 0/7/kloc-class 0/7 A man rushed up and grabbed the headmaster's microphone, saying that the headmaster was talking nonsense in TM. As a result, security guards rushed up, as well as assassins and assassins. Now I see the school security guard silently saying that there are assassins every time.