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How to send a circle of friends on the first day of work?

1, after the Spring Festival! First day at work! How can this mood be the same as going to the grave! Very painful! Very painful! Scratch your heart and lungs!

2. Maternity leave is over! I'm really tired on my first day at work! Physical and mental exhaustion! Nurses are hard to be! Married nurses are hard to be! It is even harder to be a mother's nurse!

On the first day after coming to work in the company, everyone consciously sat down separately. The biological clock hasn't been adjusted yet, so I feel sleepy.

4. On the first day of work, except for the messy work for more than half a month, only lunch can solve the worries.

5. I took a month off, the first day of work. I actually put on makeup and lipstick.

On my first day at work, I never expected my colleagues to live a long and healthy life.

7. On the first day of returning to work, punch in! Good Morning, everyone!

8. On my first day at work, I didn't have any clients and dared not receive them. When will this epidemic end? This epidemic has made me know myself again. I live in the ocean of life, but I am ordinary!

9. On my first day at work, I didn't do anything before. I don't know where to start when I haven't been to work for so long. I just went to East and West this morning.

10, the first day at work, have a cup of milk tea to celebrate!

1 1. On the first day of work, my small bowl lunch box finally came in handy!

12, I didn't want to do it at the first moment of my first day at work. All kinds of troubles swarmed in, how to write the resignation report.

13, the first day at work, it was empty at first glance.

14, the first day of work, the biological clock has not been adjusted. I've been in a daze all morning, and I'm not in the mood to make a tender, and I dare not play games, much like a self-study class without a teacher.

15, dear, what's your feeling on the first day after the Spring Festival? Any surprises? Go to sleep with the joy and hope of the new year. Good Night!

16, the eighth day of tomorrow, the first day after the holiday. I wish you all 80 thousand wealth and all the best!

17, those have become the past. Today, we will greet the first day of construction with a brand-new look.

18, New Year's Day. Just after dinner, I am busy changing clothes and rushing to work!

19, the Spring Festival is almost over, and tomorrow is the first day of work after the holiday. After returning to work after a pleasant holiday, post-holiday syndrome followed.

20. On the first day after the festival, it rained heavily! This weather is obviously suitable for bed rest!

2 1, the first day of work after the Spring Festival today, I am so sleepy that I can't describe it! Spring sleepy, autumn short, summer nap, hibernation. I want to sleep all year round! I hope everything will return to normal tomorrow!

22. On the first day of the New Year, I am silently blessing you. May your life be pleasant in summer, warm in winter, rich in autumn and full of gardens in spring.

On the first day of the new year, I went to the office to say hello to my colleagues. I only said good morning to my boss, but didn't shake hands. I'm a little worried.

24. On the first day of work, half of the brain is still on vacation, and the other half continues to operate by memory. Neither anxious nor reckless, like sleepwalking.

25. Qingshui, who went to work on the first day, came back from work less than four o'clock and brought me a cup of milk tea.

26. On the first day of work, the long vacation is really cool.

27. On my first day at work, I promised yesterday, but today I am lazy. I may not be fit for work. Seeing familiar scenes and familiar faces, there is only one thing in my mind. Might as well be a fat house at home.

28, the first day of work, early in the morning is all kinds of beatings. I slept in almost every day during the long vacation, but I am still sleepy and lack of sleep today.

29. Although there was a sunrise in the east early in the morning, the clouds in the sky seemed to say that rain was coming. I went to work on New Year's Day yesterday and returned to my daily life after the long holiday. . . Come on, a new day.

On my first day at work, I ran to catch the bus. When I sat down, I found that I seemed to have forgotten my work permit. I haven't been to work for so long that I forgot to put my badge in my bag.

3 1, the first day of work, I was sleepy, and then I didn't want to work, I didn't want to study, I just wanted to take time off and go home to sleep!

32, the first day of work, starting from being late and ending at night.

Go to work on the first day of the new year. I learned that someone in the office resigned, and it was an important position.

34. Go to work on New Year's Day, work overtime on New Year's Day, secretly look at pineapple oil and milk tea, come on.

35. I feel very heavy when I go to work on the first day after the New Year.

36. On the first day of work, work hard with a humble attitude and a cheerful mood.

37. On the first day of the new year, the weather is fine and everything goes well, which is a good sign.

38. On the first day after the Spring Festival, I feel that I haven't adapted to the rhythm. What should I do?

39. On the first day of returning to work, I was cold and sleepy and had nothing to eat. It is difficult to type with cold hands, and the work efficiency has plummeted.

40. On the first day, we returned to work normally. Even the traffic lights are on duty collectively.

4 1. On the first day of work, there were few pedestrians on the road, the sun was shining and everything was fine. Come on!

42. I want to go home on my first day at work, thinking that if I do this every day for the next year, I am a little desperate.

43. Today is really my first day at work. I got up late, and my biological clock was out of order!

44. On the first day of work after a long vacation, the biggest feeling is that I can finally dress up. Although there are no guests, I look very comfortable!

45. On the first day of work, the wind was so strong that my hair was messed up. I enjoyed the scenery along the way, with flowers blooming and the smell of spring, but I still miss the warmth of home and the smell of sunshine.

46. On the first day of normal work, I really can't help but want to vomit when I meet water.

47. On the first day of returning to work, I felt a little uncomfortable. I have been idle for so long since I first came here. People just can't help but not want to go to work.

48. On the first day of work, if you don't turn on the air conditioner, it's called a cold, trembling person writing and typing on the keyboard. It feels like taking out a pen in winter and forcing you to write an examination paper, and your hands are shaking.

49. A new year, a new office, a new beginning, the first day of work, sunny.

50. The first day at work was sunny, but it was a little cold.