Ask for some logical jokes.

1. That night, my girlfriend and I played a game, and whoever took care of each other first lost. I agreed excitedly. . It's been a year and a half. No news. . . Oh, my God. Did she dump me? ! ? 0? 22. The mother-in-law tested three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes! ? 0? 23, suddenly found an interesting rule: no matter what we watch is a love drama, youth idol drama, in the end, the hero and heroine get married, TV or movies will end, what does this mean? This profound explanation: as long as a man and a woman get married, there is no future! ? 0? 24. Valentine's Day: In the evening, the old lady will watch the celestial phenomena. Tonight, hotels and restaurants are full and countless girls lose their virginity. Happily, someone else's future wife is lying in bed. Sadly, your future wife doesn't know who is lying in bed. More tragically, she lost her virginity in a hotel where she stayed for 40 yuan, but today she asked you for a flat house of 65438+100000 before she would marry you. . ? 0? 25. Give me a more creative name. Those who want to open a shop can learn from it: 1. Barber shop: People's Development Research Institute, Feifa, Development and Reform Commission. 2. Hotel: A restaurant, not hungry, not sitting, a bunch of drunks. 3. Clothing store: keep mistresses, sell clothes diligently and attract customers. 4. Teahouse: pure heart for tea, well tea bureau. 5. Beauty shop: Please don't get pimples, and get rid of spots. ? 0? 26. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You can describe me in one word. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then Xiao Lizi was beheaded. . . . ? 0? 27. The signature of a bachelor was changed to: People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! ! ! ? 0? 28.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive her. My task is to send her to God. . . . ? 0? 29. The old man who teaches chemistry is 800 degrees nearsighted. After putting a book on the blackboard in class, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me? 0? Shout: What are you standing for? ! Sit down! ! I sat in the last seat, and my coat hung on the wall behind me ...? 0? 2 10, in the first aid class at the university, the professor gave a demonstration while talking about cardiopulmonary resuscitation. 0? Professor 2: Put your hands on your chest. You can't press it too hard. Just press 2~3cm. Too much force will easily break the patient's ribs! ? 0? Professor: Let's watch the demonstration (press hard with both hands), click! The model's ribs are broken. ? 0? The professor said that the class ended in embarrassment. . . . ? 0? Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore. It's so easy! Holding a lighter, holding a textbook, you won't order anywhere! Must adopt!