A joke about love

Finally got off work. As soon as I got home, I saw my daughter coming forward to meet me.

I wonder how this daughter became so good today and knew she was coming to see her father. I was just about to praise her.

The daughter said first, "Dad, I'm sorry. I did two good things and two bad things today. Do you want to hear the good news first? Or listen to bad things first? "

Dad: "Then say something nice first."

Daughter: "The first good thing I did today was to help my mother wash a pair of socks, and the second good thing was to help you wash a pair of socks."

Dad: "How sensible! My baby daughter has grown up and knows to help her mother! "

I think my daughter is really great.

What is there to blame for such a thing? Very good. This is not a ridiculous classic joke.

Dad: "What other bad things did you do?"

Daughter: "Dad, I accidentally lost one of your socks when I was washing your socks. You only have one sock! "

Dad still laughs when he misses his daughter, probably because he accidentally dropped his socks under the sink when washing them. Forget it, this is an affirmation of the children's active work.

Dad: "What other bad things did you do?"

Daughter: "I accidentally dropped a sock when I was washing my mother's socks. It fell into the toilet and blocked the toilet!" " "

Dad: "You! You! You! Don't wash your socks next time! "

My daughter's first housework began with such a hilarious joke!

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