Elevator daily joke

1. On a rainy day, I saw a beautiful girl throw an umbrella into the trash can in the library. She went over to the goddess shyly and said, "I don't have an umbrella." Can you take me with you? " How can I stand such a thing I immediately picked up my umbrella and handed it to my sister: "Sister, it is not easy for your family to make money. This umbrella is a good one. Why not throw it away? "

2. I live on17th floor. My daughter-in-law called me when she came back from shopping and said that the elevator was broken and asked me to go downstairs to pick her up. In order to help her lose weight, I had to lie: "honey, when I was cleaning the room, I accidentally dropped the liquid foundation and cream you just bought!" " "The daughter-in-law screamed on the phone ... After more than ten minutes, the daughter-in-law got home, went into the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife, killing people like hemp!

Recently, the construction site is busy and I have no time to buy shoes for a few days. I bought shoes and changed my work clothes before I got off work today. When I arrived at the shoe store, I saw several shop assistants eating. I felt that I was dressed very dirty, and I was afraid that it would affect their appetite, so I waited at the door. When I walked into the store, a young lady gave me a steamed bun and said, I saw you shopping for a long time and left you a steamed bun. Eat quickly ... can I ... pursue her? Little sister is so kind

One day, I asked my wife to buy something for me. She broke something as a result. I got angry and said, "You can't do such a small thing well. Do you know how the pig died? " My wife roared, "You don't care how I died." Me. . . I can't even be angry with what I said.

5. When you buy things in the supermarket, the total amount adds up 16 yuan. I gave it to 20 yuan, a beautiful cashier, but she found me 5 yuan. I don't think I can be a man, or beautiful women will be punished. So I said to her, "Beauty, are you miscalculated?" She looked at me and smiled awkwardly, then took out a piece and handed it to me. I ......