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Use me in the first person to write about the scene when Lu Meng met Sun Quan again

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Narration: It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, General Lu Meng of Wu State was a brave general. Unfortunately, he was not perfect as a person.

Yes, let’s just talk about Lu Meng. He also has a shortcoming, what is it? ——Don’t like reading!

This Lu Meng really made Sun Quan laugh bitterly, let’s just talk about the last time! When Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang. Sun Quan's men reported the news to Sun Quan through Lu Meng's hands. Unexpectedly, Lu Meng mistook Zhuge Liang for Zhuge Jin. So:

Lu Meng: Lord, it’s not good, it’s not good! (Lü Meng hurriedly ran into Sun Quan’s room and saluted Sun Quan)

Sun Quan: My dear general, why are you panicking! (Sun Quan helped Lü Meng up)

Lü Meng: Lord, it’s not good! Zhuge Jin asked that boy named Liu to go back and be a military advisor!

Sun Quan: What? But there is such a thing? But be careful when seeking proof, and don’t wrongly accuse others!

Lu Meng: I would like to vouch for my name! There is nothing wrong with this matter! Please take a look at it, Lord. (After saying that, he took the proclamation out of his arms and handed it to Sun Quan)

Narration + action: When Sun Quan saw the proclamation, he was so angry! What Zhuge Jin! The notice read in black and white: Zhuge Liang has been asked by Liu Bei to come out and put him in a more important position. Please be careful, lord! Seventeen big characters, where did Zhuge Jin come from! Sun Quan shouted: "How dare you seize the people, how dare you tease me, come here! Drag us down and beat the 20 Dashan! (Lü Meng was dragged down by the soldiers)

Lü Meng: Lord, spare your life! (Lü Meng was hit hard! Fighting twenty Osaka) Until Lu Meng was lying on the bed with scars, Lu Meng still didn't understand what he had done wrong.

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Narration: Lu Meng mistook the word "Jin". I don't know who heard about it, but it spread among the army. The ministers always liked the word "Jin Liang" to make fun of Lü Meng.

Once again, Lü Meng was laughed at. Afterwards, he came to Sun Quan angrily.

Lü Meng: My lord, please stay! (Lü Meng stopped Sun Quan who was about to take a rest)

Sun Quan: General Lu is looking for me. Jin Liang’s matter? (Sun Quan snickered)

Lü Meng: That’s exactly what happened! Please give an order to the army and never joke about it again.

Sun Quan: This is to treat the root cause rather than the root cause!

Lu Meng: Oh? Does the Lord have a better plan?

Sun Quan: Instead of guarding against others, it is better to study hard and let others know. Nothing to talk about! (touching his beard)

Lu Meng: It’s not that I don’t know a word about “My Fair Lady,” I understand a little bit about gentlemen.

Sun Quan: Come on! You are now in an important position and have great power, so you must study further!

Lu Meng: The military situation is urgent now, I’m afraid... (embarrassed)

Sun Quan: Do I want you to study classics and history and become a knowledgeable scholar? It’s just that you should learn knowledge broadly without having to master it deeply. What? I often read and felt that I had gained a lot (slightly frowning)

So Lu Meng began to study seriously. >Narration: This is Lu Meng! You really don’t know it if you don’t read it. You’ll be shocked when you read it! Since Sun Quan started to study it, it goes without saying that the military ministers will never dare to study scripts with Sun Quan again. /p>

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Narration: It is said that during the Three Kingdoms period, Wu State General Lu Meng was a brave general. Unfortunately, no one is perfect

, let’s talk about Lu Meng, he also has a shortcoming, what is it?

This Lu Meng really makes Sun Quan laugh. Let’s talk about it last time! At that time, Sun Quan's men reported the news to Sun Quan through Lu Meng. Unexpectedly, Lu Meng mistakenly identified the word Zhuge Liang as Zhuge Jin.

So:

Lu Meng: Lord, it’s not good, it’s not good! (Lu Meng hurriedly ran into Sun Quan’s room and saluted Sun Quan)

Sun Quan: My dear general, why are you panicking! (Sun Quan helped Lü Meng up)

Lü Meng: Lord, it’s not good! Zhuge Jin asked that boy named Liu to go back and be a military advisor!

Sun Quan: What? But there is such a thing? But be careful when seeking proof, and don’t wrongly accuse others!

Lu Meng: I would like to vouch for my name! There is nothing wrong with this matter! Please take a look at it, Lord. (After saying that, he took the proclamation out of his arms and handed it to Sun Quan)

Narration + action: When Sun Quan saw the proclamation, he was so angry! What Zhuge Jin! The notice read in black and white: Zhuge Liang has been asked by Liu Bei to come out and put him in a more important position. Please be careful, lord! Seventeen big characters, where did Zhuge Jin come from! Sun Quan shouted: "How dare you seize the people, how dare you tease me, come here! Drag us down and beat the 20 Dashan! (Lü Meng was dragged down by the soldiers)

Lü Meng: Lord, spare your life! (Lü Meng was hit hard! Fighting twenty Osaka) Until Lu Meng was lying on the bed with scars, Lu Meng still didn't understand what he had done wrong.

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Narration: Lu Meng mistook the word "Jin". I don't know who heard about it, but it spread among the army. The ministers always liked the word "Jin Liang" to make fun of Lü Meng.

Once again, Lü Meng was laughed at. Afterwards, he came to Sun Quan angrily.

Lü Meng: My lord, please stay! (Lü Meng stopped Sun Quan who was about to take a rest)

Sun Quan: General Lu is looking for me. What about Jin Liang? (Sun Quan snickered)

Lü Meng: That’s exactly what happened! Please give an order to the army and never joke about it again.

Sun Quan: This is treating the root cause rather than the root cause!

Lu Meng: Oh? Does the Lord have a better plan?

Sun Quan: Instead of guarding against others, it is better to study hard and let others know. Nothing to talk about! (touching his beard)

Lu Meng: It’s not that I don’t know a word about “My Fair Lady,” I understand a little bit about gentlemen.

Sun Quan: Come on! You are now in an important position and have great power, so you must study further!

Lu Meng: The military situation is urgent now, I am afraid... (embarrassed)

Sun Quan: Do I want you to study classics and history and become a knowledgeable scholar? It's just that you should learn knowledge broadly without having to delve deeply into it. You said you have to deal with many things, none of which can compare with the things I handle. What? I often read and felt that I had gained a lot. (Frowning slightly)

So Lu Meng began to study seriously.

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Narration: This is Lü Meng! I really don’t know it, I’m shocked when I read it! Ever since Sun Quan encouraged me to study hard, it goes without saying that the military ministers will never dare to talk to Lü Meng again. What a joke.

Once again, Lu Su, a famous general from Soochow, passed by Xunyang and discussed world affairs with Lu Mengyan. Lu Su was very surprised when he heard Lu Meng's opinion. : Your current talents and strategies are no longer comparable to those of Dongwu Lu Meng in the past!"

Lu Meng said: "For those who are ambitious, they should keep their eyes open after being separated for a few days! Look at his talent again, brother, why did you see the changes in things so late!"

After that, the two looked at each other, and then laughed.

Lu Su: How about we become sworn brothers?