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Story sharing of pig grunting
After mother pig left, the playful gourd had no time to take care of her younger brother and sister. When mother pig came back, Hulu found her brothers and sisters covered in mud. Hulu is in a hurry. He bathed his younger brothers and sisters with a hose and hung them on the clothesline with a clothes peg. One day, as soon as the pig came home, he lay in his crib and read his beloved Lulu tabloid.
Bajie snorted and opened his eyes wide when he saw the third edition. Why there are many "pranks" on this page, and there are some ways to "anti-pranks".
"ah! The editor is so confused. Isn't writing these just teaching us practical jokes? " Pig snorted and said, "Hey! But it's really interesting. Let me try. "
When the pig snorted and saw "one of the pranks: clamping others with a clip", he decided to take his father, the big pig, as an "experiment".
After a while, the pig snorted and finished his homework. Just then, my mother went downstairs to cook. So, with a snort, the little pig is ready to put the two clips on the quilt on the fat clothes while the big pig is concentrating on practicing calligraphy.
Pig gourd first took out two big clips from the cupboard, and then he quietly went around behind the big pig who was writing. Then, he carefully put the clip on the big pig's fat suit pocket. Suddenly, the big pig moved, and then a big hand reached behind him.
The pig snorted, shivering and too nervous to come out. He thought, "If my father finds out now, won't my prank experiment be in vain?"
When the little pig snorted and found that the big pig was just tickling and didn't notice it at all, it was slowly relieved. He waited patiently for a long time for safety. When the pig drew back his hand and continued to write, the gourd quickly put the second fragment under one of the chubby arms. When it was all over, the pig purred and ran back to his bedroom quickly. At this time, he felt his heart beating fast and anxious. He really committed the crime of stealing!
After dinner, the big pig went to wash the dishes. Only then did he discover the plot of pig purring. I can wait for chubby to wash the dishes, but I have an embarrassed expression on my face. Angry and funny, he asked the pig, "Did you clip those two clips on me?" The neighbors laughed at me just now! "The pig listened to, holding the chubby belly loud gurgling. Haha, the prank is really fun!
But at night, piggy had a dream: when he became a father, his son piggy played a prank before going to work and put a big clip on his clothes and tail respectively. In the cacophony of laughter from colleagues' donkey and rabbit's front teeth, Pig Gourd couldn't help waking up from a dream ... Pig Gourd is a little pig BB, who has had a full sleep and can eat like all newborn babies. Father pig and mother pig have always been proud of having such a good baby pig BB. No matter who I meet, I say my baby pig BB is so good. But little pig BB refused to sleep after growing up for a month.
Because the pig BB thinks that he has grown up, the pig BB who thinks that he has grown up refuses to lie down beside his father and mother to sleep at night, pulling the stars, blowing the face of the moon and hugging the wings of fireflies for a while. Mother pig said, baby pig BB, you can't do this. Brother Star, Sister Moon and Sister Firefly all have things to do at night. Don't make trouble. Pig BB said: I'm not making trouble. Mother pig said: but little BB and little BB both sleep at night. Pig BB said, shall I play with Bobo Bear?
Bobo bear is a dark green bear on the electric toy on the baby's bedside of Piggy BB. It can sing a nice song. Mother pig said, Bobo Bear, do you want to play with the pig at night? Bobo bear kept nodding, okay, okay, okay. Bobo bear has long wanted to play with piggy, because he thinks it is particularly boring to be alone at night, but he has always been afraid that piggy mother will be unhappy and piggy BB will not sleep well. Bobo bear trembled with joy when mother pig said it today. Thank you for tonight. Mother pig snorted, fed the pig, yawned and went to bed.
After the pig's mother left, Bobo Bear took the pig's purring hand like a big brother and sang to it: A little fat pig, purring while sleeping, chubby body, fleshy face. The pig snorted and giggled.
Bobo bear sang over and over again, and his voice was hoarse. The pig grunted and fell asleep in the singing of Bobo Bear, giggling in his sleep.
In the early morning, a ray of golden sunshine sprinkled on the little pig's bed. Bobo Bear and Pig's hands are still tightly held together. Mother piggy got up early, because last night was the best night for her to sleep, so she was in a good mood. She made custard and apple pie, which are pig's favorite foods, and specially prepared a banana and a glass of milk for Bobo Bear. When Mother Pig came to the crib to wake Bobo Bear and Piglet for breakfast, she found Bobo Bear motionless.
Pig snorted, saw Bobo Bear motionless, and asked his mother what happened to Bobo Bear. Mother pig is very sad, but she doesn't know how to answer the pig's snoring. The pig purred and pushed Bobo Bear hard, but Bobo Bear didn't move. The pig purred and cried, and the mother pig couldn't help sobbing.
The pig's purr woke father pig. Father pig sees Bobo Bear and comforts the gourd and mother pig. He had a way to keep Bobo Bear singing, so he went back to the study to get Bobo Bear a battery, and Bobo Bear began to sing again.
Seeing Bobo Bear singing again, the pig giggled.
Since then, pig gourd and Bobo bear have become best friends. When the pig gourd grows up, will Bobo Bear still be its good friend? Who knows, anyway, they are very happy now, especially at night. After school, piggy came home and put down his schoolbag. He stood at the window and watched larks singing in the branches and rabbits jumping in the Woods. He wanted to play with them, but he remembered that the teacher asked him to write a letter. what should he do ? Thinking about it, he fell asleep on the windowsill.
He saw a bearded grandfather coming to him and said to him, "Do you want to play, little friend?" "think about it, think about it!" Without thinking, Pig snorted, "Where are you taking me to play?"
Grandpa with a long beard said, "I'll take you to the Furniture Country, where there are all kinds of toys." Play if you want, eat when you are hungry, play when you are full, sleep when you are tired, and play when you wake up ... "
Bajie snorted and listened, as if he had flown to the toy country, but he thought, where is the composition? He quickly said, "Grandpa, I have to finish writing a composition."
Grandpa with a long beard said with a smile, "You just have to go to the toy country and don't have to write a composition."
"But I will be criticized by the teacher if I don't finish my homework. No, I have to finish my composition. " The pig snorted quickly.
"Are you writing a composition or going to Toy Country? Only one can be selected. " Grandpa with a long beard seems a little angry.
Bajie snorted and thought, "I have to go back and write my composition."
Hearing this, the bearded grandfather smiled and said, "What can I do for you?"
Pig snorted shyly and said, "The teacher asked us to write a letter to XX. I was absent-minded in class and forgot what the teacher said."
"This is your problem. You must listen attentively in class. Look! " Grandpa waved his hand, and toys marked with "salutation", "greeting", "writing", "congratulations", "signature" and "date" immediately surrounded the piglets. The pig snorted, jumped up and said, "I have heard of your names." Before he finished, the toys said in unison, "Yes, we are all indispensable in the letter writing format."
"Oh, oh ....." Bajie snorted vaguely, only to see these toys all jumping on the paper and arranged neatly according to their respective positions: "Address" in a row; "Greeting" starts from the second line and stands in two blanks; "Wen" starts from the place where there are two spaces in the third line, occupying a large territory; "greetings" are arranged in two lines, and "greetings" or "wishes to you" are written in the previous line and stand in two spaces; The congratulatory message is written at the beginning of the line; "Signature" starts from another line and ranks in the second half; "Date" obediently crouched under "signature".
Pi Jie's eyes lit up and he said to himself, "I remember. This is the letter writing format that the teacher told me. " Then he happily said to the bearded grandfather, "Thank you, Grandpa!" " I have to go home and write a letter. Goodbye! "
"Who are you saying goodbye to?" Mother woke up the pig and made a purring sound. The pig rubbed his eyes. Where's grandpa with a beard? I had a dream and mysteriously said to my mother, "This is a secret."
The pig snorted, sat down at the table, picked up the pen and just wanted to write, but it froze again. Mother asked, "What's the matter with you?" "The teacher asked us to write a letter. I don't know who to write it to."
"Are there any requirements for the composition?"
"Write a letter to a distant relative or friend."
"Do you think about it, who are the relatives and friends in the distance?"
"My father is in the Antarctic, and my grandparents are in the country. They are all my relatives. Nuni Pig and Pippi Pig who transferred to school last year are my good friends. " The pig snorted quickly.
"Just choose one person, who are you going to write to?"
"I want to write to my father, and the teacher asked us to tell each other about a recent incident."
Mom listened and said, "What do you want to say to dad?"
Pig snorted proudly, "There are many. Last week, our class won the first prize in tug-of-war, and I also participated in the performance of Children's Day on June 1 ... "
"Then you choose one thing to write truly and concretely. Don't write a running account, write around the center of this matter. "
"I see!" Say that finish, pig snorted and picked up a pen to make a draft.
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