Humorous expression of jealous words

The humorous expression of jealousy is as follows:

Although I long for love, I don't need your charity.

2. Happy people are often the most easily satisfied people.

3. How do lovers who have changed their hearts find eternity?

Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!

5. Be good at disguising yourself to cover up the emptiness inside.

6, you are an unreachable dream, ridiculous for half your life.

7. Many relationships are related to ending, just acquaintances.

I feel very painful, but I don't know how to express it.

9. No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only a moment, and no matter how sweet the love words are, they are just perfunctory.

10, I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.

1 1, jealousy is not doubt, jealousy is like, how about eating jiaozi without vinegar?

Can you taste it? Eat braised noodles without garlic, and eat big cakes without onions.

12, jealousy is also a technical job. Play with her. Sweet possession. Confident teasing. Jealousy rages. Anger is out of control. A potential opponent. Jealousy is the devil.

13, "The taste of acid is the taste of vinegar. Girls are jealous, naive, in a daze, stingy and cute. China girls are subtle and wise when they are jealous. The sweet taste is pomegranate bought by a boy when he went to his girlfriend's house to play. They sat on a bench in the garden and ate together. The pink color of pomegranate is the most transparent, like red beans in the south, representing acacia. He can take one pill at a time and eat it all afternoon. "

14, don't be jealous, I only love you and grow old together all my life. I just play and socialize with them, but I don't love them. Then tell jokes, tell short stories, tease her, flirt with her, tease her, tease him, and give her what she wants to make her feel satisfied and happy.

15, will he consider your feelings when he is jealous? He will tell you to stop!