English jokes are badly needed, not too long, but funny. Thank you for paying attention to English.

A man got lost in the country. He asked a child for directions. The child said, "Give me 10 yuan and I will tell you the truth." The man gives the child 10 yuan.

The child said, "To be honest, I don't know."

A man got lost in the country and asked a child for directions. The child said, "Give me 10 dollars, and I will tell you the truth." The man gave the child 10 dollars.

The child said, "To tell the truth, I don't know."

A woman took her daughter to see a psychiatrist.

The woman said, "My daughter has been feeling like a hen for half a year."

The doctor said, "It's been half a year. Why bring it to see a doctor now? "

"Because our family has been waiting to eat eggs!"

A woman took her girl to see a psychiatrist.

The woman said, "My daughter has been treating herself like a hen for six months."

The doctor said, "It's been half a year. Why did you bring the doctor here now?"

"Because our family has been waiting to eat eggs!"