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I hope I can go to Tsinghua for the college entrance examination. The result really worked: I went to the cram school attached to Tsinghua University.

In the final exam, I hope I can get 100. The result really works: the total scores of the four subjects add up to 100.

I hope to go to a very "cold" unit after graduation. It really worked: I was assigned to a fishing boat to fish. (The sea breeze is so cool)

Tired from work, life is not suitable. I wish I could have a leisurely breakfast in bed. It really worked: I had an accident and was lying in a hospital bed.

During my stay in hospital, I sometimes feel depressed and hope someone can hurt me. The result really worked: the nurse came, removed the bandage and changed the medicine. (It hurts)

I can't do anything in the hospital. I wish I had a phone. It really worked: my friend gave me a cell phone to blow balloons. Call me.

Burst)

In the hospital, I haven't basked in the sun for a long time, and my face is very bad. I hope to have a good-looking face. The result really worked: I accidentally bumped into the wall and the nurse coated me with purple medicine.

Looking for a job after leaving the hospital, I hope to live a life with a lot of money every day. It really worked: I came to the bank.

I hope to open a bank after a period of time. It really worked: the manager gave me the key to the gate the next day.

Working in the bank is not going well. I hope someone can help me. The result really worked: I was pushed from behind for no reason when I went down the stairs.

Later, I resigned and looked for another job, hoping to find a job where I could be the right-hand man of others. The result really worked: I was punished for violating the rules and temporarily maintaining traffic order on the road. (direct traffic with both hands)

I changed my job again, hoping to find a effortless job. It really worked: I became a cleaner.

Finally, I made up my mind that I wanted others to give me money, and I didn't have to do anything. It really worked: I became a beggar.