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Selected works of old news bombarded (1)
Yu Shizhi left a particularly deep impression on me, because he was very sensitive to the arrival of two strange young people. His voice seems to be raised on purpose. "Director, when I was filming Song of Youth, Lin Daojing. . . "He also glanced at us from time to time. After staying for a long time, we chatted with Yu Xiansheng. He told us a joke: "Once in the street, a little girl recognized me. You are Yu Shizhi. I recognized you at a glance. I said you were great and recognized me at a glance. I can't. I didn't recognize you. I have to learn from you. . . "Tong Youwei has gone from a lover to a famous crosstalk artist for decades. But Tong Youwei scratched my eyes three times: the first time was when Tong Youwei played a gambler in a sketch more than 20 years ago. When I lost everything, I went home wearing a raincoat. When I came on stage, my raincoat was stripped off and I only wore a pair of underwear. At two o'clock, I was missing one. My partner is cruel enough. I took it. The second time, several years later, I learned that he was the deputy editor-in-chief of Family News, and I was surprised to see that he was a scholar in the newspaper. The third time I met Tong Youwei in the "Thursday Painting and Calligraphy Salon" of the Drum Tower not long ago. In this painting and calligraphy salon headed by painter Wang Junsheng, Tong Youwei is actually a backbone. After a detailed chat, I realized that this guy had studied books for many years and was a student of the famous calligrapher Mu in Mi Fei, Wang Duo and Zhao Mengfu. Calligrapher Chen Xianglong is a sworn brother and Zhao Shiying is a good friend ... Calligraphy has a long history. Don't think it's just a show. It's really good. Send me a cursive script as my gratitude to Han Jiaxiang.
Han Jiaxiang said: I didn't expect him to write so well. One morning in the early 1980s, I was at the intersection of Wangfujing Street and Chang 'an Street, and a red-flag car stopped beside me. A tall American old man got off the bus and waved to pedestrians. Close at hand is US Vice President Bush. Although it is close at hand, it is not a brush. 1983 beidaihe, in the evening, I climbed the western hills with three partners. There were few people on the mountain road, and an old man, a big man and a young woman walked down. Because the mountain road is very narrow, I suddenly feel that the old man is very kind when I pass by. "He is Yang!" I blurted out and turned to look again, only to see Yang Zheng smiling back at us six or seven steps away. Afterwards, I thought the security was bad enough. If all three of us are killers, the big fellow may not be able to subdue us alone.
In the early 1980s, a dozen of us stayed in Beijing Film Academy for three or four days. At that time, the headquarters of the Film Academy was in Zhuxinzhuang, a small campus like a lonely temple in the wilderness. Only a few dozen students. Young people soon mixed together, played basketball together, and ate in a small and shabby canteen. More than 30 years later, I only remember a female recording major named Mai Yanwen (probably the president of the Student Union), who was responsible for receiving and arranging my life. Later, I heard that she worked as a recording engineer for Faye Wong. However, Zhang Yimou, Tao Jin, Gu Changwei, etc. They were all among those who played basketball with bare arms and chatted in the canteen, but these later big names didn't leave any impression on me at that time. 1979 The first time I met Mr. Wang Xuezhong was when I was studying architectural history at Tianda University, and I was allowed to attend his painting class. Get me another picture of Cao Zhuan written by him. I've been exposed to a lot for 30 years. In the spring of 2009, I went to see Mr. Wang, who was seriously ill.
Wang Xuezhong's house is small, with two bedrooms and a living room on the first floor. Mrs. Wang Xuezhong said it was ok, and the two vice presidents also lived upstairs, but the academicians were a little older. Wang Xuezhong, 84, suffers from cerebrovascular disease. The first time was bleeding, and the second time was embolism. The third time was because I ate fake medicine. Last year, Wang Xuezhong and his wife went to Beijing for a meeting. Wang Xuezhong saw an advertisement in the evening paper for a drug for treating thrombosis, and he asked his wife to buy it. His wife hesitated, but he was still in a hurry. As a result, her wife bought it, and after eating only two pills, she collapsed and couldn't move her lower body. Mrs. Wang regretted it. A young man from his hometown pushes Wang Xuezhong's wheelchair to the yard to bask in the sun every noon. The young man lives in the garden. There are always guests at home. Fan Ceng is here. Wang Xuezhong said that Fan Ceng was dressed appropriately, wearing a suit and tie. My wife calls him "Hong Kong". When Fan Ceng was promoted to professor, he asked Wang Xuezhong to write a letter of recommendation. Sun Qifeng recently held an art exhibition and invited Wang Xuezhong to go there. His wife said she was too ill to go, so she didn't go. In the Spring Festival of 2009, Huo Chunyang visited Wang Xuezhong and sent him two photo albums published nearby, as well as fruits. People often go home to take photos with Wang Xuezhong. Wang Xuezhong said many years ago that he was just a prop. I said you are more like a prop, a famous prop, from the point of view of taking a group photo. Mrs Wang Xuezhong said that during the Spring Festival in 2009, six or seven people kowtowed and said they were apprentices. I kowtowed and took a photo. No one knew who they were or who they were. I asked Mr. Wang who was his favorite student. Mr. Wang said there were no students. I said it seems that you are afraid of offending people.
Wang Xuezhong likes pancakes, small fish, peppers and green onions. He doesn't smoke, drink or drink tea. When I go to work, I go to the graduate school every day and work all morning as soon as I sit down. Sometimes I don't drink water, so it's difficult to drink water. I bought a winter coat while giving lectures in Japan more than 20 years ago, and I still can't bear to throw it away until today. Wang Xuezhong was not good at business all his life. A calligraphy in the gallery sold tens of thousands, but he was not rich. Recently, "Collected Works of Wang Xuezhong" was published at one's own expense, and people from all over the country often came to buy it at home, with a hardcover set of more than 300, all of which were handled by daughter-in-law. Wang Xuezhong has a son and a daughter. Her daughter studied in Japan and then settled in Canada. Her son-in-law is a doctor in Peking University. My son and daughter-in-law are in Tianjin.
Mrs. Wang Xuezhong said that the Art Institute was stolen and many of the paintings on display were lost. After the alarm, I investigated and concluded that it was done by insiders. I dare not hang pictures in the future. Later, I learned that the thief was the young man from his hometown. )
And Wen are friends, and Wen prefaces the anthology. Wang Xuezhong is indignant at the recent events in Wen Huaisha. He said it was not good to write an article about an old man. Speaking of literature means loving hype, making girlfriends, and having girlfriends everywhere. With my girlfriend around, Mrs. Wang Xuezhong said that I have been to Beijing's Wen Jia and have three or four little daughters. Wang Xuezhong said that he liked the way of having maids in ancient times. It is said that not only Wen loves hype, but Ouyang also loves hype. People who love hype are lively.
I spent the whole morning talking about many old people and past events in Tianjin.
I said, do you remember drawing on the floor and saying "start and stop"? Wang Xuezhong said, "It's like the ups and downs of life. One day in the late 1990s, I attended a business banquet in a hotel in Dongsi, Beijing. A total of seven or eight people, including Fu, President He of Population Publishing House, President Wu of Beijing Copyright Company, and a bureau-level elder Li Lao. Sponsored by Hainan Sanyuan Publishing House. They also specially invited "Xue Baochai" from the TV series A Dream of Red Mansions to entertain them. It's really different to have a star and a beautiful woman, but it's different after drinking it twice. The venerable Li Lao pestered Baochai and teased him, "Don't call me Li Lao, how sad I am." "What can I call you?" "Call me xiao li. " "..."
Baochai is witty and tactful, but she can only fight and retreat. Several other people are embarrassed to eat well. Finally, Li Lao took Baochai's fox collar off the wall and touched it with his hand. "Whose charming little fox is this?" After that, Baochai studied in North America and became a real estate tycoon ten years later. Li Lao died in a car accident a month later, saying that the car accident was a slight collision and he fell to the ground. He lost his life without seeing a drop of blood.
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