The highest state of drinking funny sentences

The highest state of drinking funny sentences

In present life, many people like to reduce their stress and relax by drinking. Wine has a deep cultural background. There are many classic quotations about wine since ancient times, so do you know what are the funny sentences of the highest level of drinking?

The highest level of drinking is the funny sentence 1 1. Alas, you won't get drunk if you drink this way. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

2. Don't talk nonsense after drinking! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

3, wine is not intoxicating, the key lies in the right atmosphere.

It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

5, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

When a young man leaves home, he will go home. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

7. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you drink, I drink, now who is afraid of who drinks?

10, the average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

1 1. Friends have thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

12, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

13, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

14, brothers are thousands of miles apart. You should do it with this cup.

15, women generally don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

16, two cups a day, it is uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17, who respects the leadership, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

18, emotional iron, drinking.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

2 1, stand up if you can't reach the food.

22, feeling thin, can't drink.

23, seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

24. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to call your wife for three days!

25, there is a rotten hole in the stomach, it is better to call a seam.

26. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

27, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

28. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

29, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

30. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

3 1, half awake and half drunk, meet again in my dream.

32. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

33. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

34. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk without chaos, get confused without falling, but don't sleep.

35, drunk driving, promotion is still early.

36, drink not drunk liquor, can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

37, my ass is lifted and I am drunk again.

38. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

39. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

40, two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

Funny 2 1, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a broken feeling.

2, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

3. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

4, the circulation of commodity economy, let go and enliven two cups.

5, if you drink it, you will fall down, and your official position will be hard to protect.

6. Men don't drink (live) like dogs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

7. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should be bigger and men should go in."

8, one drink nine, focus on training.

9, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!

10, drink envy, drink unit lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

1 1, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

12, Ms. Toast: My heart was excited and my hands were shaking. I poured a glass of wine for my leader, but he didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

13, no drinking, no future.

14, tea is also wine as long as you have it in your heart.

15, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

16, only drinks, leaders don't drink.

17, small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband.

18, men don't drink and live in vain.

19, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

20. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

2 1, half run, promotion is still early.

22, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.

23, men don't drink, can't make good friends.

24. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about one less drink?

25. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

26. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

27. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

28, can drink without losing the leadership secretary.

29, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

30, wine knows thousands of cups, drink as much as you want, and run if you can't finish it.

The highest level of drinking is the funny sentence 3 1. Things are as thick as wax wine today, and friendship has been thin since ancient times.

2. Spring is the doctor of flowers and wine is the matchmaker.

3, three cups, one drunk to solve a thousand worries.

4, MoSi is infinite in foreign affairs, and his life cup is limited.

5. What is a banquet without wine? What's the name of wine without songs?

6. There is thousands of books in the belly and a thousand glasses of wine outside.

7. When you get old, you will gradually understand that tenses are thin, but when you come, you just want the glass to be deep.

8, wine can not last long, there is no medicine to cure.

9. In the middle of the night, I woke up with the residual lamp and lay listening to the rustling rain lamp.

10, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but between mountains and rivers.

1 1, women and alcohol can easily make men fatuous.

12, all gentlemen are drunk and know nothing about the world after being drunk.

13, the world is like a dream, and a statue is still on the moon.

14, Germany is burning the nitrate flame of the corpse, and the color is a steel knife for cutting meat.

15, Qian Shan Mangrove Mountain and Clouds, the sun smoked with wine.

16, a toast to health is actually a toast to disease.

17, when will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine.

18, women, wine and dice, always feed men to lice.

19, time flies, and it was hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

20. Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

2 1, spring wine is strong, breaking the window to find someone.

22, wine gives courage, wine makes people affectionate.

23. A hero should not only be romantic in love, but also compete in wine field.

24. Whoever doesn't love women, who doesn't love wine, and who doesn't love Aika will die a fool.

25. It's not that spring prefers wine, but it's to send wine to spring sorrow.

26, don't say a bottle of wine, it will be difficult to hold on tomorrow.

27. A bottle of wine is bitter and stimulating, and it is like running water, more than in the West.

28. Wine can make people express their true thoughts.

29, grape wine luminous cup, want to drink pipa immediately, drunk lying on the sand, you don't laugh, several wars since ancient times.

30. After drinking wine, people draw lakes.

3 1, color can ruin people's hearts, and wine can defeat people's virtues.

32. Wine adds wings to poets like horses, and drinkers can only get ponies.

33. Drink wine and warm bread.

34, wine has become a thousand miles, looking at the mountain to send Xixiang heart.

35. The glass is flooded. There are more people than the sea.

36, a hundred years of sadness, I am drunk.

37, fame Wan Li, sorrow in a cup.

38, tall buildings should not be drunk, lonely and cold.

39. When you are awake, you will feel it in your heart, and when you are intoxicated, you will say it in your mouth.

40. Alcoholism is synonymous with destruction.

4 1, once you drink too much wine, people will let the cat out of the bag and break their word.

42. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

43. When I wake up, I can't cross the sea.

44. Wine can't invent anything, it just reveals secrets.

45, when singing to wine, life geometry.

46. Only good wine and lovely women are the only pleasures in your life.

47. Wine can make people reveal the secrets hidden in their hearts.

People who tell the truth after drinking don't understand the art of drunkenness.

49. Wine and intestines are broad, and poetry is bolder than the sky.

50, don't laugh at farm wine, keep chickens and dolphins in good years.