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What are the characteristics of Hefei dialect?

The most striking feature of Hefei dialect is that it turns from north to south, and its timbre and pronunciation are biased towards the north, which is relatively rigid; But the pronunciation is biased towards the south, and the sound changes greatly. Hefei dialect has many consonants, three syllables are reduced to two syllables, and two syllables are reduced to one syllable, which means to express it in concise language to the maximum extent.

Hefei dialect not only has no distinction between "chicken" and "capital", but also has similar pronunciations of "ground" and "self", "topic" and "porcelain", "washing" and "death". Because of unclear pronunciation, misunderstandings often occur. There used to be a joke that two Hefei people were on a business trip and lived in the same room in a hotel.

When washing your face at night, give each other humility: "Brother washes first", "Your Excellency washes first" and "You wash first, I'll wash after you wash". In several sentences, the word "wash" is called "death". Just heard by the waiter outside the house, thinking that they committed suicide, they broke into the house in a panic, only to find that they heard the wrong voice.

Therefore, every Spring Festival in the past, Hefei people changed their names to "wipe their faces" or "wipe their faces" to show taboo. Otherwise, it is unlucky for the whole family, old and young, to cry endlessly and say "you are dead" and "I am dead" during the Chinese New Year.

Extended data:

1, there is a place called Hefei = there is a place called Hefei;

2. "Old hen" = old hen, which is a local specialty of Feixi. Friends who come to Feixi, please be sure to try it.

3. "Dam cylinder" = teacup. A long time ago, the ferromagnetic teacups used in our countryside were called dam cylinders. With everyone's unified name, feixi people.

Call the teacup a "dam cylinder";

4. "Leprosy monkey" = toad = frog, so this need not be explained, because everyone has seen toad, and there are many acne and toad mouth.

It looks like a monkey's mouth, so it is called "monkey";

5. "Waterlogging fan" = rotten soil. When it rains, the original dirt roads in the countryside become rotten after being soaked in rain. We fat westerners put this.

Muddy soil is called "waterlogging model". Of course, we Feixi people mix this waterlogging fan with manure as seeds to raise seedlings, which is still very fertile.

Our seedlings are all very good;

6. "Erqingtou" and "Sao Bunong" = not sensible, generally have contradictions with others. I like to say that about others. With the popularity of Erqingtou and Sao Buo

Get "is regarded as a joke and ridicule here;

7. "Easy to come" and "Woxin" = disgusting, adjectives;

8, "strength", also known as "strength" = praise others, which means more strength and describes people as smart and capable;

9. "Or home" and "waiting" = you, you, you, the second person pronoun;

10, "sparrow" or "Maqiu" = the homonym of birds and sparrows; There is also a funny comparison, that is, when the child is naked.

When the penis comes out, it is called "polo" and it is exposed.