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Where is the free full text of the novel Lust and Desire Field?
The next morning, Zhang Weikang struggled for a while and left his warm bed before 8 o'clock. He didn't have to be on duty in the admissions office today, but went directly to the teaching and research section on the second floor, which was arranged for him. There are three people in the teaching and research section, Yang Shaohua, the director, two soldiers, Hong Hao and the new Zhang Weikang. General office hygiene is the responsibility of the soldiers, but the teaching and research section is different. Yang Shaohua, director of the office, is solely responsible for office hygiene, while Hong Hao basically does not do it. After Zhang Weikang came, he saved Yang Shaohua, and the hygiene of the office went up a big step. Zhang Weikang's general procedure is to turn on the air conditioner to warm up first, and when Yang Shaohua and them come, the room will be relaxed; Then take off the floor and wipe everyone's desk; Then draw water and pour out the tea for two people yesterday. Then, Zhang Weikang sat in the office reading a newspaper, waiting for them to go to work. Yang Shaohua will definitely arrive before 8: 30, but Hong Hao may not know it. If there is a class in the morning, he will arrive at half past eight. If there is no class, it will be him at 9 o'clock, and 10 will be him. Today, Yang Shaohua also came to the office on time.
Looking at director Yang came in and stood up quickly. "Director Yang is here."
"Sit down, Xiao Zhang is here early!"
"I'm not near home?"
"Yes, it's convenient to go home! I'll pack coconut powder for you and bring it to you from Hainan. You have worked hard these days! " Yang Shaohua, put a packet of coconut powder on Zhang Weikang's desk.
"Thank you for your thoughtfulness, Director Yang." Zhang Weikang hurriedly stood up and looked at Director Yang with a face of emotion. Yang Shaohua was satisfied with Zhang Weikang's expression. A pack of coconut powder is only two yuan in the country of origin, but for a new comrade who has just arrived in the unit for a few days, the role of winning people's hearts is quite obvious.
Yang Shaohua is 45 years old, 20 years older than Zhang Weikang, with a height of 180 and a weight of more than 200 kg. He has a square face and wide ears, and a rich face. It feels particularly practical, at least Zhang Weikang thinks so.
After a while, Hong Hao also came. Just take the door, he smiled and asked Yang Shaohua, "director Yang? There was no miss harassment last night, so it's time to rest! "
"You two boys don't do good deeds all day, pretending to be ladies and making harassing calls!" Yang Shaohua is actually explaining to Zhang Weikang. It turned out that Hong Hao and Wang Huawen of the Admissions Office on the first floor pretended to be pimps and called Yang Shaohua at night, which was enough to harass them.
Everyone was laughing when Director Liu from the office came in. First, they told them about their trip in Hainan, and then they told President Li to let him go to the principal's office.
The door of the headmaster's office was ajar, but Zhang Weikang knocked on the door gently and "came in". When President Li looked up, he came in and motioned for him to close the door.
After closing the door, Zhang Weikang took two steps forward. "You wanted to see me, headmaster?"
President Li turned his ass, leaned back on the leather chair in a more comfortable posture, and combed his hair back to make his broad forehead stand out.
"Zhang, this period of time is busy, also have no time to talk to you, how are you getting used to it? Is there any difficulty? " President Li is a rich baritone, which sounds very comfortable. Maybe this caring tone is more comfortable.
"Very good." Zhang Weikang is still in custody, and his voice is very low.
"Don't be nervous! Sit down. I called you here today to ask if you are satisfied with the present situation. One more thing, I have a job for you. This year, our school will select the city's advanced libraries and re-register more than 20,000 books in the library, which will be completed within 20 days. Time is tight and the task is heavy. Teacher Song is too old to be busy alone. You can go and help her, and there are some middle school students. Let them come and help during the holiday. You and Teacher Song lead them to finish the task on time. Why don't you go to Teacher Song and see how she arranges it? "
"No problem, President Li", without hesitation.
"Ok, one more thing, you take this thing back." With that, President Li took out an envelope. "Tell your uncle that I thank you for your kindness. It's not easy for you to just join the work. "
Zhang Weikang at that time don't understand what's going on. But he's not stupid. The contents in this envelope must have been a gift for President Li to work for him some time ago. How can I get what I sent back? "No ... no, President Hou", Zhang Weikang was a little worried.
"Take it back, you work hard, better than anything," President Li said in an unquestionable tone.
Zhang Weikang pondered the tone of the leader, as if it were impolite. Zhang Weikang had to hesitate to accept it. At this time, Zhang Weikang's eyes were a little moist, and he felt that his vision was a little blurred. All this was seen by President Li. "Go out, Xiao Zhang, and do well in the future!"
Zhang Weikang has always had a good impression of President Li, which originated from a dinner party. At that time, Zhang Weikang noticed that there were two pairs of chopsticks in front of the headmaster. In the process of eating, he always puts the dishes on his plate with one pair of chopsticks and eats with another pair of chopsticks. When I went back to ask, I realized that President Li had hepatitis. Through this incident, Zhang Weikang believes that the headmaster is a leader who is strict with himself and responsible for others.
Chapter III Surroundings
Back in the office, Zhang Weikang told Yang Shaohua and Hong Hao to help in the library. "Go ahead, working at school is a game of chess, and work wherever you go." Yang Shaohua explained.
Hong Hao looked at Zhang Weikang with sympathetic eyes, which puzzled Zhang Weikang a little.
The library is at the bottom of the first floor, followed by the Admissions Office, the General Affairs Office and the Academic Affairs Office. There are two rooms in the library, one is the office, the other is the big stack room, and next to the stack room is the reading room. When he went to the library, Song was on the phone and saw him come in. She said goodbye to the other end of the phone, then put the phone down and sighed at the kang: "It's really hard for these children to sit here and do such boring work. Because of this, we also specially found a girl. I originally arranged for the five of them to try their best to finish the winter vacation these days. No one has ever been here, and even if they have, there is nothing they can do. I have to coax them all day. No, I just called them and asked them to come today. Not difficult. Come and help! "
Song is a middle-aged woman who is almost 50 years old. She is not tall and speaks softly.
"You're welcome, teacher song. Please tell me what to do? "
Song Xiang described in detail the collection of books in the library, the completion of the work during this period and how to organize it. Zhang Weikang understood the situation as soon as you listen, but Teacher Song always said that it seems that people are easy to nag when they are old, especially lesbians.
There are more than 20 thousand books in the school library. The old classification that has been used before should be re-registered according to the new book classification index method. A lot of work in the early stage is mainly to register the title, author, publishing house, page number and so on. And number and classify according to the book classification standard. This is only the first step. The next step is to insert the card into the back cover of the book and finally put it in storage. It's really complicated. Some time ago, Yu Ying and her children were mainly working on the first process, and about 5,000 copies were registered, which means that there are still three quarters unfinished, and the time is only one month at most. Time is tight and the task is heavy.
"Xiao Zhang, the two of us mainly urge them to work hard. These children can't stand it at first sight and still play. " Song sighed again.
"Don't worry, I write quickly. I will work with them and you can supervise us. "
Say that finish, Zhang Weikang found a place near the door and sat down. As he sat down, Zhang Weikang just looked at the office carefully. Throughout the office, there are piles of books everywhere, some registered and some unregistered, all scattered in every corner of the room. There are two rows of tables in the middle of the office, next to which are several benches. It seems that this is where the students work. Zhang Weikang took out the pen that had followed him for many years, picked up the book and registered it. At this time, Yu Ying is busy assigning tasks to students, putting a certain number of books next to each seat, and asking them to finish these things every day before going home. But this provision is often a mere formality.
In other words, within ten minutes, Zhang Weikang has registered more than 10. Looking at the handwriting on the card, Zhang Weikang felt very satisfied. Song glanced at him at this time and said in surprise, "Xiao Zhang, your handwriting is really good!" " Young people your age can seldom write well. My son is about your age, but he writes like a maggot! "
Zhang Weikang said that now everyone is typing slowly on the computer, so there is no chance to really write, and there is no need to write too well. Song said, "That's true. My son is a computer student, and he also holds this view. " Zhang Weikang inquired about his son by the way. Song's son is a junior in the computer department of Binhai University, and his computer major is very famous in China. Zhang Weikang couldn't help praising the children in Yu Ying, and Cheng Ying couldn't help laughing at the happy songs.
Zhang Weikang's calligraphy is mainly influenced by his father. He is good at writing not only with a pen, but also with a brush. The village requires his father to write both official and private affairs, especially at the end of each year, people who write couplets line up. At first, my father was busy himself. Later, Zhang Weikang secretly wrote to his father. There was a gap at first, but rural people generally didn't see anything. Later, when I went home on holiday every year, writing Spring Festival couplets became Zhang Weikang's own business.
At this time, there was a burst of girls' laughter in the corridor, and a crisp female voice had reached the ear. "Teacher Song, here we come."
"It must be that girl," Song gave a wry smile. This Min Yang is the most naughty of these children.
Strangely, there was no movement outside, and Zhang Weikang was surprised. Suddenly, accompanied by a loud "big", a girl wearing a light white down jacket suddenly jumped to Zhang Weikang's desk and looked at Zhang Weikang with her eyes straight. Zhang Weikang immediately felt a girl's unique body fragrance, mixed with the breath from her nose and mouth. What's more, the breath brought by this "big" also sprayed on her face, and some seemed to splash on his lips. Zhang Weikang was really startled, but the little girl seemed even more frightened. She jumped to her companion with a "ah" and clung to her companion's clothes, blushing.
"Haha, I wanted to scare Teacher Song, but I was scared by others." Two girls next to her laughed at her.
"Min Yang, stop that now. This is our new teacher, Miss Zhang, who will help us with our work. " Song smiled and said to three people.
Yang will calm down a little, looking at one side of Zhang Weikang, with a hint of anger in his eyes. Zhang Weikang looked at the girl carefully. What a beautiful little girl! A shoulder-length hair, black and shiny, white and smooth face slightly reddened due to cold, more white and red. Under the faint and clear curved eyebrows is the bright eyes of black paint, a small and straight nose, and the corners of the mouth are involved in a beautiful arc because of anger.
Min Yang irate took two companions to sit down, while Min Yang deliberately sat opposite Zhang Weikang, and Zhang Weikang gave a wry smile. Why are the girls in the city so unruly? Zhang Weikang remembers that when she was a child, a neighbor's little girl followed her father to Plain City. Less than a year later, when she returned home for the Spring Festival, she became a different person, bossing around Zhang Weikang all day, and suddenly she had a sense of superiority in a big city. This makes Zhang Weikang a little awed by the girls in this city from the bottom of her heart. Compared with Min Yang, the other two girls are not so outstanding. Judging from their dressing temperament, they should belong to the western countryside of Qinghe District.
The fourth chapter example
"Min Yang, today our task is 200 copies per person, and we are not allowed to leave until it is finished. How about Xiao Bing Shao Hong? " Song began to assign them tasks.
"No problem, if Teacher Zhang doesn't leave, we won't leave, will we?"
Say that finish, Min Yang looked at Zhang Weikang.
"Of course, I can't leave until I finish writing, and neither can you!" Zhang Weikang took that.
Watching them compete, Song smiled, which is exactly what she wanted.
Min Yang their speed immediately increased, three people supervise and encourage each other, at least faster than the young teacher!
Min Yang also looked at Zhang Weikang's situation from time to time, seeing that he was in no hurry, and was not affected by his own side at all, as if he didn't take them seriously at all, which made Min Yang a little crazy. You must stick to it, Min Yang, so cheer up. But looking at Shao Hong and Song Xiaobing elsewhere, she was a little discouraged. The two men obviously slowed down and were obviously a little excited. But the young teachers across the street can't beat their age. How can they sit still? Seeing that he has been unhurried and methodical, he sometimes picks up his own cards and shakes his head, which makes him very happy.
Zhang Weikang saw all this in his eyes and couldn't help laughing. Can't blame them, the work itself is very boring and simple labor, what's more, their children have no concentration, and they have to adjust after a long time.
Zhang Weikang deliberately stretched himself. "Really a little tired! I'll give you a few brain teasers to see if you can answer them. If you answer them, you are very smart. If you can't, that means you ... I won't say it. But I have a request. When you answer the question, you can't let go of your work, because then you can see if you can be distracted. This is also a smart performance! "
Zhang Weikang doesn't care whether they answer or not. I said it myself: "The first question is to grab the answer. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. "
Min Yang, the "thermometer", was childlike, and had forgotten the previous "grudges" and answered first.
"The answer is correct. This topic is an exercise and can't explain the problem. The next one will officially start. "
"Cut". Zhang Weikang's voice just fell and attracted the disdain of three girls.
The second question is who goes to see a doctor every day.
It seems that this is a bit difficult. All three people are writing and thinking. Finally, this time Song Xiaobing remembered, "It's a doctor".
"Well, you're not too stupid!"
"Cut" attracted the collective contempt of three girls.
Suddenly, teachers and students became familiar with each other. With each other, there are more topics, and the two sides talked a lot from life to study. All three little girls are cheerful and lively, and Zhang Weikang is willing to play jokes on them. They also think this young teacher is very interesting, knows a lot, and talks very interesting. They talked and did, and they didn't feel tired at all.
Song looked at them and smiled from time to time. She also feels young. It's good to be young! Yu Ying sighed in my heart. She couldn't help admiring Zhang Weikang's affinity, accepting this young man who had just joined the work, and was also able to shrug off some outrageous topics of their male teachers and female classmates in the future. Young man!
Lunch time arrived unconsciously, and Song He arranged for them to buy rice. The standard is that each person does not exceed 4 yuan's money, and the school will reimburse him. Yu Ying said that he has high blood sugar and wants to eat green vegetables and rice. Zhang Weikang thought, anyway, he just managed to eat something, so he said, whatever, I'll eat whatever you buy. Several little girls chattered away and went out. In a short time, several people came back with two convenient bags in their hands. I gave Mr. Song vegetables and rice first. When Min Yang handed Zhang Weikang the convenient bag, he couldn't help laughing. Zhang Weikang, unknown so, open it and there are only three steamed buns. Zhang Weikang was a little depressed because he wouldn't let me eat steamed bread. These girls will provoke him if they seize the opportunity!
Just thinking, Min Yang spoke: "Zhang Weikang, no ... Teacher Zhang, I didn't buy you food. If you want to eat ours, you can eat with us. If you don't want to eat ours, eat steamed bread! " Say that finish, three people hee hee with a smile.
Zhang Weikang looked at the food they put on the table. No food! In addition to steamed bread, there are some fried sausages, fried bean curd skin, fried fish slices covered with a layer of sauce, and peppers and the like. Zhang Weikang knows it's called mala Tang. Students like it best, and Zhang Weikang often eats it in college.
At this moment, Song spoke, "You children love to eat these junk foods. These fried things are unhealthy and unsanitary Let teacher Zhang eat this! " With that, she looked at Zhang Weikang sympathetically.
Zhang Weikang sat at their table next to Min Yang. "No way, you have to fill your stomach, or you can't work in the afternoon! Hey, it's a pity that you can only eat these junk foods! " Zhang Weikang pretended to be in pain. All three girls laughed happily, and Min Yang smiled like a brilliant flower. Zhang Weikang is laughing in his stomach.
In a short time, Zhang Weikang ate half of mala Tang with a "bitter face". The three girls who originally wanted to see a joke suddenly realized that they regretted rushing to have dinner with Zhang Weikang. Yang Min muttered as he ate, "Eat! Eat! Support you to death! " Next to Yu Ying also laughing.
Zhang Weikang was almost amused to see them, and their three steamed buns had been eaten. Zhang Weikang licked his lips, a little wanting more, so he had a good meal. So, Zhang Weikang sat there watching them eat. Of the three girls, Min Yang is the most beautiful, probably because she is in the city. She is well developed, and her height is about 165. Shao Hong and Song Xiaobing make people look like little girls. They are short, wear ordinary clothes and look good. Zhang Weikang looked at them. Shao Hong and Song Xiaobing didn't feel anything at all, but Min Yang was different. I always felt that this teacher Zhang was looking at himself, so he was a little shy, so he secretly took a look. I didn't expect Zhang Weikang to stare at the food on the table! Min Yang felt really romantic, and after a pause, it dawned on him: Isn't this young teacher full? At that time, when they bought rice, they considered buying Zhang Weikang another one, but he still didn't have enough to eat. Thinking of this, she deliberately left half a steamed bun and said loudly, "I can't eat any more." How about half a steamed bun left? Which one of you still eats? " Shao Hong and Song Xiaobing shook their heads and refused to eat, so Min Yang turned to Zhang Weikang. He smiled and said, "Teacher Zhang, please eat! We can't waste it! "
Zhang Weikang's face turned red, as if the girl saw that she was not full. "Yes, you can't waste it!" Zhang Weikang pick up, look at the Min Yang, Min Yang's eyes smile. Looking at the young teacher eating his leftover steamed bread, Min Yang had a strange feeling in his heart, which was unprecedented. Her face is burning.
In the afternoon, two more students came, one named Zheng and the other named Zheng Yongjuan. Zheng looks white and clean, and Zheng Yongjuan looks quiet but dark. When the two girls saw the young teacher working with them, they both felt very fresh. While working, they asked Zhang Weikang some gossip things, such as where is home, who is at home, and do they have a girlfriend? How old are you this year? Wait. They were even happier when they learned that the teacher was only 265,438+0 years old, only four or five years older than them. They feel that this teacher is not much different from them, and he is more free to speak. The afternoon passed quickly, and by the time they got off work, they counted the fruits of their labor. Zhang Weikang has more than 370 books, 260 books and 200 books. Together with Song and two later students, it has completed more than 400 books/kloc-0. This is unprecedented. Yu Ying was very happy, praised them and sent them home.
Song said, "My girl doesn't feel tired with you here today. Better than watching my old woman. It seems that men and women are really not tired of working together! " Ho ho! "Zhang Weikang also smiled shyly.
In the next few days, everyone talked and laughed, doing and playing, and the progress was not slow. In other words, students often feel annoyed, so Zhang Weikang gives them riddles and brain teasers, and tells them some interesting things about themselves in college to adjust them. After several days of familiarity, Zhang Weikang has become very familiar with the registered bibliography. He thinks that this job can not only practice calligraphy, but also borrow his favorite books and go back to the dormitory to read them at night. So Zhang Weikang is not bored at all. Looking at this young teacher's attitude, several students admire him very much. Min Yang, in particular, was deeply attracted by Zhang Weikang's concentration and seriousness. Whenever he was upset, he looked at Zhang Weikang sitting opposite him, absorbed. Min Yang immediately felt calm. After a long time, he didn't look at Zhang Weikang, and his heart still felt empty.
The fifth chapter fall in love
These days, other colleagues have also come to see the excitement here. Lao Niu is also the driver of President Li in the General Affairs Department. He often comes to see several female classmates, talking and laughing, admiring them and saying awkward things from time to time. This makes Zhang Weikang feel very annoying. The original communication with students was actually described by Lao Niu as very happy, so Zhang Weikang ignored him and continued his work. The old cow turned to joke with Song and several classmates. In fact, Zhang Weikang has a bad impression of the old cow. When I first came to report for duty, the dormitory was arranged by Niu Lao. Obviously, there are many vacant Simmons beds in the school, but Niu Lao let him sleep on a wooden bed, and that bed is not called a bed at all: there is a board on two stools. There is also the dormitory door, which has no bolt and can't be closed. This made Zhang Weikang very angry, but he didn't speak at that time. That was the last time my brother came to see him and dragged him to the opposite market to buy a bed. There is no need to worry too much about the door. A gay man is not afraid of anything at night.
Li and Li are the most frequent tourists. They work in the same office. Li is the accountant of this company. She is petite and lovely, in sharp contrast with Wang Fengxia. When she is in Li Lai, she will tell him her current salary. Mars said he could probably get more than 500 yuan. Speaking of this, both Song and Li will say with emotion how their wages have risen from tens of dollars to the present, and then say, it's good for you to get such a high salary just after graduation. After listening to their words, Zhang Weikang himself felt very lucky.
Sometimes Wang Fengxia will come with Hong Hao. Hong Hao is the student's teacher, teaching them accounting and computer. Several students know him very well and talk and laugh with him. Hong Hao didn't have three serious words, so he made fun of them. Because Min Yang is the most beautiful, Hong Hao always targets her. Later, he asked Min Yang who wrote you a love letter and who gave you a note. Min Yang said he was blushing, especially Zhang Weikang. Min Yang was a little worried and almost cried. Song hurriedly kicked him out, saying that he was not busy helping, but kept making trouble. Hong Hao and Wang Fengxia went out laughing. Looking at Min Yang's tears in her eyes, a picture that I still feel pity for, Zhang Weikang comforted her and said that writing a love letter to you only means that everyone likes you, but it doesn't mean that you like him! Teacher Hong is joking with you! At this time, others are comforting her, which makes Min Yang feel much better. After a while, she talked and laughed again.
Other colleagues come occasionally, but they are usually on business. The most you can do is to ask about the progress and then express your admiration for your work. The strangest thing is that Xin Yueqing, a middle-aged female colleague in the academic affairs office next door, is a very provocative lesbian. Looking at a few years younger than Song, it is reasonable to say that the two should have a lot of common language, but it seems that they are both diffuseness and don't know each other very well, but they are very close and intimate when they meet. This surprised Zhang Weikang, but he didn't ask too much.
This day is Friday. Song has been thinking about whether to work overtime on weekends, so he consulted with him. Zhang Weikang said: "About 8,000 books have been completed these days, and there are about 10000 more. It will be finished next week, and the task is tight. Besides, there is still a lot of work to be done. Let's try our best to catch up! " Song thinks so too. At the end of lunch. Song Chengying told these girls that of course they were unhappy and they were all moaning. Min Yang said sadly, "I have an appointment with my classmates to go out to play! Finished, can we not work overtime? " Looking at Mr. Song's face, it's a pity that it is more serious than before. At first glance, it didn't work. Min Yang rolled his eyes and asked, "Does Teacher Zhang also work overtime?" Song gave a positive answer and was suddenly relieved.
Then some girls are going out to buy rice. Shao Hong said, "Teacher Zhang Can will come with us, or you can buy anything you like." . Song followed. Let's all go today. Several girls were very happy, and a group of people went out laughing. Min Yang and others chattered in front and didn't know what to say, while Zhang Weikang and Yu Ying walked behind. The snow that snowed a few days ago completely melted yesterday, the road surface returned to its usual state, and the cars on the road surface began to travel at a high speed. The road opposite the school is the main road that runs through the plain city from east to west. The passing traffic is very busy and there are no traffic lights at the intersection. After waiting for a long time, the group just walked into the middle of the road and had to stop and wait for the car coming from the west. Crossing the road is a game between pedestrians and motor vehicles. If people grab a little, the motor vehicle will slow down. Yang Min wanted to run in front of the car coming on the right, but he didn't notice an accelerating car in the diagonal. The situation is very dangerous. Thanks to Zhang Weikang's heavy burden, he dragged Min Yang over. Cars whizzed past, accompanied by Shao Hong's screams, and Yu Ying's face went white with fear. Min Yang felt that he was being held by a strong hand. When he saw God, he realized that he was lying on Zhang Weikang's shoulder. His forehead touched Zhang Weikang's cheek, and Zhang Weikang felt the heavy breathing around his neck.
Due to the sudden incident, Zhang Weikang directly pulled Yang into his arms. Min Yang's forehead touched his cheek, and Min Yang's short hair fell on his face. Some even reached his mouth, and his chest was soft and comfortable. In this case, neither of them has time to think. There was no car in front, and Zhang Weikang half hugged Min Yang and hurried across the street. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the two naturally separated, but a few hairs of Min Yang were still in Zhang Weikang's mouth. At this time, the two people felt a little embarrassed, but the people next to them didn't feel anything. Shao Hong and others gathered around Min Yang, patting their chests and saying incoherently, "Scared us to death, scared us to death! Fortunately, Teacher Zhang helped you! " Min Yang was a little scared, too. Song He also comforted her, "It's all right". Listening to their words, Min Yang has been in a trance.
It was not until the meal that Yang came to his senses. Think about what just happened. What makes Min Yang's heart beat most is the strong hand and the warm breath around her neck. That hand hurts, and even now I can feel it on my arm, but the smell on my neck makes me itch. Min Yang in relishing these two feelings, unconsciously look at Zhang Weikang, and the other party is also looking at himself with concern, Min Yang felt a warm, this time my heart is a little itchy! In the afternoon, everyone was joking with Min Yang on purpose, and Zhang Weikang told a few more jokes than usual, but Min Yang always kept his head down and only cared about his registration card, but he always had a faint smile on his face. Zhang Weikang and several students looked at each other, unknown so. Until when he left, Min Yang also don't like before at bluffing away, just look at the Zhang Weikang.
Zhang Weikang also packed my things early, ready to meet the two fat people in the People's Square of Pingyuan City. Sitting on the bus and watching the lights on outside, my mood is obviously different from that of two months ago. At this time, Zhang Weikang felt that the whole plain city belonged to himself, even though there was no harbor for the city to run and stay.
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