A joke suitable for children.

I asked my little niece, "Were you born by your father or your mother?"

She: "Of course I was born by my mother."

Me: "How do you know?"

She: "Isn't it very simple? Boys give birth to boys and girls give birth to girls! "

My five-year-old daughter was dressing herself in the morning. little ass pouted at me and couldn't help slapping.

Then she turned back and asked me angrily, "why did you hit me?" ! "

I replied, "No?"

Daughter: "You are lying. I can hear you hitting me. "

Brother-in-law is on a business trip, and eldest sister goes home with her little nephew. My mother calls my sister a little cotton-padded jacket all day.

After staying for a few days, my brother-in-law came back from a business trip to pick up the couple, and my nephew answered the door. My mother asked who it was, and my nephew said, I'm here to get the cotton-padded jacket! !

A colleague wants to have two children, and it has many advantages to persuade his son to have one more brother or sister: "I will play with you and be your little sidekick."

As a result, my son asked calmly, "Why didn't you say that snacks would be divided in half?"

Enjoy the cool in the yard with my son and look up. A bright moon is high in the sky, and several white clouds float by. . .

"Dad, what do you think of the moon and white clouds?"

"It's the moon and white clouds. What else can it look like? "

"Slice! No imagination at all! Like a soup pot of instant-boiled mutton! ! ! By the way, when will you eat the instant-boiled mutton you promised me? "

Me. . .

When my son came back from school, I said, bring me the test paper.

My son refused to take out the test paper, and I said, it's okay, I have strong psychological resistance!

The son lowered his head and said, but my body is not strong and I can't fight!

Comb my daughter's hair in the morning and praise her: what a beautiful baby! ~

The lovely 3-year-old daughter replied: Mom, you are so beautiful! ~

At this time, my son came over and said, You are cheating on each other! ! !

My niece does her homework. Homework is on the small desk, and people are playing with toys.

Her father scolded her, and the little niece's mouth turned up, complaining that the mobile phone could charge for five minutes and talk for two hours. Why can't I do my homework for five minutes and have a rest for two hours? . .

My son went to bed very late at night, but my daughter-in-law didn't sleep just now. As a result, she got a fat beating and lay in bed honestly.

I thought I'd go in and tuck myself in. He opened his eyes and said, Dad, your wife needs mending. It's me today, but it may not be me next time. . .

Take my son to the park and play by the lake. My son insists on playing with the boat.

Me: Dad dare not play. If you fall into the water, you will have no father. . .

Son: Nothing. If you fall into the water, I will help you fish it out and put it in the fish tank.

Me. . .

When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my youngest son. I stopped shouting, grabbed my eldest son by the ear and asked, why did you hit your brother?

The eldest son said unconvinced, I'll help you practice the trumpet. . .