I'm going to a nightclub in a few days. This is my first time. I don't know what the process is, such as how to order something, open the table, and don't want to be laughed at. I want to save face.

A teacher with a strong accent dictated to his students. & ltWochun >> The contents are as follows:

Wochun

When dark plum smells flowers, it hurts and hates low when lying on branches. When it smells the shore like water, it is easy to reach spring green.

The shore is green, the shore is green and the shore is dark green.

After listening, a student wrote:

I was stupid.

I have no education and my IQ is very low. Ask me who I am, donkey.

I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey.

Moreover, if you ask someone to help you read the original book "Sleeping in Spring", it will be even funnier for you to watch "I am stupid" (with that person).

The thief found ten pieces of information in the stolen wallet.

1, feel glad:

Sorry, brother, my money is in another wallet, and this one is specially used to fool you.

2, low, medium and four types:

Dear thief brother, this is a little respect for your family. I don't know if you are enough. You can spend it, but if it's not enough, I'll burn it for you when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

3. Romantic and affectionate:

Buddha said that looking back 500 times in my last life brought me a passer-by in this life. Today, in the vast sea of people, you put your gentle little hand in my pocket ... I really want to say to you, "fate!" " If God gives me another chance, I really want to say three words to you, "Give it back". You add another deadline, and I'll scold you for life!

4. Formal "Request for Instructions on Returning Funds"

My financial situation is not good this year, the cash flow of wallet operation has been in deficit, the profit has been greatly reduced compared with the same period of last year, the debt ratio remains high, and there is no hope of turning losses into losses. In order to survive and develop steadily, and to appease laid-off workers, we urgently need the support of preferential policies, so we apply for the return of some paid funds. No, please instruct!

5, jingle type:

This time, your boy made a profit and I lost it, and the money will definitely be spent by you, but you won't want to have another time, because God is going to give you a thunder, and you don't want to be a thief again in your next life!

6, tear-jerking ambition is much bigger:

The villain originally lived on the edge of Suzhou. He has a house and a field at home, and his life is full of joy. He hates this little sneaky thing. He was arrogant and heartless, and he became a gang that stole my money. In order to get his money back, he had to sell himself as a slave, earn money diligently, read articles and call names to show his fame and fortune, and his enemy's heart was made up! Since then, the thief's fingerprints have been with him. I remember that this sorrow is not a day.

7. Bargaining type:

The password of the credit card is not easy to decipher. Please give me back my ID card, because it is too difficult to reissue it. I can tell you the password with multiple-choice questions.

8. Fly with me:

Honey, you steal slowly. Be careful that JC grabs your hand. Honey, you should slip away quickly, or you'll break your head in labor.

9, caring type:

It's really hard for you. You are desperate to forget your work. It is difficult to decipher the credit card password. Please take care when you smash the ATM.

10, enthusiastic:

It's very kind of you to put your hand into my pocket in your busy schedule. I'm flattered. I think about it day after day, and I hope you will come again next time. I'm going to cut off your hand and give it to future generations.

The girl's questioning about the boy.

"You just don't want to talk to me!" She made it very clear on the phone.

"I don't want to talk to you? I also sent you an email yesterday. " I said.

"Then why don't you talk to me in the chat room today?" She said.

"Why didn't I tell you? Why don't you admit it when you just get off the assembly line? "

"I told you first, and you ignored me at first." She said.

"Yes, I just went in and didn't find you, so you called me."

"You are typing so slowly today, you must be chatting with someone else." She said.

"My family is asleep, so I can only type lightly for fear that they will hear me."

"Forget it, I said I was getting married, and you said you would wait a year." She said.

"We haven't money to get married. You have only seen my photos. "

"You mean I look not as good as photos? I cheated you, didn't I? " She said.

"No, no, I don't care what you look like. I like your personality. "

"Then I'm beautiful and white, aren't I?" She said.

"Which. Perfect looks are the most suitable. "

"In the future, you should be special to me. You, you call to smoke. " She said.

"I didn't."

"I heard everything. My mobile phone is highly sensitive. " She said.

"I just sighed."

"What are you sighing about? Are you bored? " She said.

"Why not? I am a good-tempered person and will not be disturbed at all. "

"That still bothers me, because you have a good temper and you don't bother." She said.

"I'm really not bored. Let me tell you a joke. " I said.

"You transfer target again. Do you think you are bothering me? " She said.

"I'm really not bored, I swear."

"You can't do anything else when chatting with me, and you can't talk to others." She said.

"That's, that's, I can't do anything but chat with you."

"The last time you called me, you ate. You don't respect me. " She said.

"I'm so hungry, I won't do it again."

"You don't keep your word. You are making tea now. " She said.

"What? Me, I didn't. "

"You lied to me, I heard you." She said.

"I, yes, I'm a little thirsty."

"If you are thirsty, you can tell me that you lied to me that you didn't drink." She said.

"I ..."

"You just don't pay attention to me! ! "She said and hung up the phone.

I just stood there with a phone in my right hand and an empty coke bottle in my left. It's not completely empty, because I was really afraid to leave my cell phone to go to the bathroom just now.