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What’s the most heartbreaking comment you’ve ever seen?

1. Yes, your wifi is online, you should be getting up. Your 4G should be out. You 2G should be back in the countryside. You have 4G again, you have returned from the countryside, and you are playing with your friends. 4G is on at night. Are you afraid that the person you go out with is a boy or a girl? You're on wifi in the middle of the night, so you should be at home. If it doesn't show that it's online, it's probably because I'm sleeping. So, when will you get back to me? ——From the hot review of NetEase Cloud Music's "And Then You"

2. I heard a girl crying on the phone downstairs: "Why don't you answer my call? Why are you ignoring me?" I thought it was another girl. I checked on my girlfriend on the phone. When I walked past her, I heard her cry and say: "If you want to break up, just say it properly. Don't not answer the phone. Others will worry about your safety. You know, you tend to be distracted while driving. I'm so afraid that something will happen to you. If we break up, don't scare me?" Feelings are as humble as they are great - Lai Weifeng's "Have Enough" hot review

3. It's been a long time Only later did I understand that the words you said to me at the beginning were really sorry, but it was just the kind of sorry announcement on the airport announcement that delayed your flight again. When you said goodbye at the end, you said thank you very much, the kind you would say in the lid of a bottle of black tea worth three yuan to thank you for your participation. ——From the hot review of NetEase Cloud Music's "Reluctance"

4. Someone asked me what it feels like to miss someone to the extreme. I once texted him good night and woke up four times a night to check his phone. It was that kind of terrible hazy consciousness. In my dreams, I dreamed that he seemed to reply to my message, and then my consciousness took me out of the dream and immediately went to check my phone. You see, this is probably because the yearning is so deep in my bones that I don’t even want to let go of my dreams. But the longing after separation is called "superfluous" - a hot review from NetEase Cloud Music's "Shangxin"

5. I have become a shameless girl who listens to dirty jokes casually, but when I think of you Sometimes, I still want to wear a white dress to show you. ——NetEase Cloud's hot review of "The Year in a Hurry"

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