What are some jokes that please others?

■ I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.

■ There is an ugly gorilla in the zoo. When tourists see it, they don't spit. The first day, I went to see it, and I threw up. The next day, when you went to see it, I wondered why the gap between people was so big!

■ I am really desperate: Guo Hua has been developed into a tourist area by the state, and Master married Bai a few days ago. I had no money to eat yesterday, so I sold my golden hoop. I really miss the days when we studied classics together! Second brother, how are you?

■ I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

■ Fish said: I never close my eyes, because I want you to see you in my eyes at any time! Water said: I keep flowing, so that you can feel me hugging you at any time! The pot said: it's almost ripe. tm is poor!

■ Your happiness, I will build it; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.