Are there any jokes that say the wrong thing? Let's go

1. When the school raised the flag, the headmaster said to the speaker:

"Recently, there are always some students who don't wear school uniforms, some don't wear clothes, some don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes and pants!"

"Those who don't wear pants over there are still laughing!"

2. There are classmates who are particularly envious when they see the teacher's arrangement to read the composition. They always want the teacher to let them read it. The opportunity has finally come. "So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

The student stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother ... "

A student who participated in the school recitation contest for the first time was very nervous. The teacher encouraged him for a long time, but his palms were still sweating.

It's finally her turn.

The students gritted their teeth and walked a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers and students, the topic I recited is: Red leaves are crazy (maple leaves) ..."

It should be maple leaf red.

On one occasion, I bickered with my roommate. He said he couldn't beat me, so he scolded, "You are my grandfather's son!" "

The whole dormitory 1 second is silent and then laughs wildly!

He quickly changed his mouth: "You are my son's grandfather! ! ! "

The English teacher teaches grammar and asks everyone before class: "I'm finished, do you still understand?" We replied with one voice: "No!"

6. When I was a child, my father watched me write a composition, and there was a very simple word that was wrongly written.

Dad smiled and said to his mother, "I found your son very stupid."

I was in a hurry and said loudly to my father, "Your son is so stupid!" -_-b

7. One of my best male classmates fell to the ground. I asked, "Does your ass hurt?" To show my concern.

As a result, I accidentally said, "Your ass fell to death." Sweat ~ ~ ~

The brother stood up and patted his ass, farted and said, "I'm not dead, I'm still breathing!" " "

In my impression, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! ! ! ……

The classroom was silent.

9. Once I went to the market to buy food for a dinner, a Korean student bought lettuce from 2.4 yuan. He gave all his change to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor:

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

Vendor remained, along while, answer:

I don't want your hair.

10. I miss my childhood: I remember the primary school teacher scolding me: "I'll slap you out!" " "

I wanted to laugh at that time, but I was afraid to laugh.

Is it enough?